Twilight's Equestria

by mylittlepony10289

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Tragedy
Length: 1862

Twilight rules her own Equestria, while the real Equestria gets chaosed without her screw-ups.

Twilight Sparkle used to be a very studious unicorn, owning the element Magic.But as we all know, she turned into an alicorn princess, and who-knows-what is going to happen next season.But there are some things we should know about before the next season airs, and things more exciting (although I don't think it's going to be exciting).
Alright, so we all know Twilight has to perform her duties like a usual princess, right?And she should be good at them, since she is always so busy, correct?If so, you're wrong.Without using magic, she turns her duties in disasters in a flash.
Princess Celestia suggested Twilight making her own Equestria and practice ruling that land.What it turns out, though, Equestria turns into disaster instead.
Thanks to the people who told me that the story isn't in the long description.Although I still need to learn how to do blah blah and blah.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-22 01:40:51 UTC

Chapter 1

                     "Mhm...mhm...and done!" Twilight Sparkle said when she finished signing the important papers.She was relieved that there wasn't much work today.She needs to be on time for the Shimmer Shine and Sparkle Festival, and she can't be late.At least, not THIS time.

           As she relaxed, Spike busted into the room, which alerted her."Twiiiiiiiiilight!" Spike moaned,"You've done it again!You signed the wrong contract!You didn't even send it!" He read more stuff that was on the list."Plus, you didn't visit the concert you promised to visit, failed to give back the...the mee...me-a...whatever..."

           The more longer the list was read, the more Twilight worried she wasn't meant to be a princess.

           "And you were late for the meeting, and you didn't upgrade the Elements of Harmony that was meant to be upgraded a long time ago, and -" Spike stopped.His expression on his face was no longer there.He suddenly opened his mouth in astonishment, and it seemed like he was almost about to scream.Twilight got anxious and tried to look at the bottom of the list, but it was so long it was buried under the other parts of the list.

           "What?What is it?WHAT DID I DO WRONG????" The only word that answered her question was a soft "Twilight..." and silence.Half a minute later, Spike quickly rolled the list up and tossed it in his bag.He quickly tried to escape the room.

            "Hey!Spike, tell me!!" Twilight called, but Spike didn't turn back.She then flew and caught up with her dragon.She levitated the list out of the bag and tried to take it away, but Spike was prepared, perhaps a little too prepared.He held on the list in his claws, covering up the last words from the bottom of the list.The new alicorn princess spun the list and Spike around, hoping to make him dizzy and release the list.It failed, so she slammed him on one of the walls in the room.Although it stunned Spike a bit, he still clutched on the long paper,  refusing to let go.

             Before Twilight could make her next move, Spike recovered in 3 seconds and, that little dragon, and don't believe me if you don't want to, twirled the list and Twilight above his head, within a centimeter from the ceiling, exactly like a lasso, except for the knot to make a circle.He slammed her on the opposite wall that he was slammed on, and harder than she did.The princess released the list and hit the floor.She couldn't open her eyes, because she only had a quarter of her strength left.In a minute, she finally stood up and opened her eyes, bucking Spike in the stomach and crashed him on the same wall she crashed him to at first.Spike was a dragon, though, so he was stronger, which was no surprise he recovered in 4 seconds.He still hung on the list, though, and with it rolled up slapped it on Twilight's face.She fell back, and then he smashed Twilight on a new wall.She fell down, then quickly stood up, with her and her dragon, face-to-face.

              Then, a moment later, she fell down and fainted, with the magic she was going to use sizzled away.Spike ran with the list and bag to safety.When he stepped out of the room, Derpy came in with her sister, Ditzy."Wow!" Derpy exclaimed, with her wall-eyed eyes shrinking with amazement,"Did a tornado hit Canterlot or what????" Ditzy replied,"Sissy, look at Twiwight..." And the blond-mane pegasus gasped in surprise.Twilight's ear was almost torn, her mane and tail were messy, her wings were crooked, her horn dirty, and her chest was bleeding.However, she was still breathing."Little Ditzy," Derpy whispered,"Go and call the Canterlot hospital.Now!" Ditzy did exactly what her big sister told her.When the ambulance arrived, Derpy came with Twilight and told Ditzy to tell all of the other servants what happened.

              In the hospital, Nurse Redheart said that Twilight had an injured bone, so the ear wasn't nearly torn.However, she will not be recovered till half a week.When Spike heard the news over the phone, he felt awful.I shouldn't have done it, I really shouldn't have, he thought to himself.But he knew his alicorn friend needs to be far away from the secret for now, and for now is exactly the best time to keep the secret away from her.Even worse, the festival has to be postponed, but keeping the secret away is more important.The only thing more important than keeping the secret is Princess Celestia calling her off as a princess...

Chapter 2

As Tia's mother looked into her crystal bubble, the picture made out inside

"Who is she, Mother?" Tia inquired, even though she clearly knew who she is.She glanced at the purple unicorn with an indigo main and tail with purple and pink stripes.She had purple eyes and an unique cutie mark.

"That," Tia's mother replied,"Is your apprentice." She levitated a silver case lined with purple velvet.She opened it and the Elements of Harmony were sparkling more than ever."I know that her duties as a princess will be a disaster, but do you remember what I said?"

"Yes, mother," answered Tia.But the truth is that she doesn't remember at all.She only said it because she wanted to be independent and take her own advice."Yes, mother, I know what you mean."

Tia's mother smiled.She puts the elements away in the case and said,"Remember it always, my dear, and don't forget about Luna in a thousand years, because the unicorn will not be able to prepare for it when the stars unlock her escape." Then she walked away, with only one sentence left,"And always keep the secret, and only tell the royal family or somebody you can trust."

~*~

                    Twilight Sparkle woke up.As she touched her ear, she cringed.It wasn't completely healed yet, and the blood that oozed through the bandage was dried up.She was wondering why she was all beaten up which caused her to be in the hospital.

                     Right then Derpy came in the room."Hi, Twi," she greeted."I have some flowers for you." She flew next to Twilight's bed and laid the most beautiful flowers she had ever seen.They were pink roses that had the softest touch, with a bit of red at the top edges.They were trimmed perfectly and sequins were inside the pink roses.

                      "I...you...I..." Twilight stammered.She was speechless.Finally, she said,"You used up all of your bits for this, right???" She was still gazing at the pink roses.Then looked surprised when the wall-eyed pegasus said,"Nope, I got them for free."

                       She explained."I was walking to buy some flowers for you this morning when I saw the most beautiful bouquet I ever seen.I asked if I could have it, and the pony said,'WHY!!!???' I told her you were in the hospital, and the pony suddenly gave me the flowers.'You have them,' she answered.'I can't bear to think about the princess lying in bed when she couldn't have any flowers.' I gave her a few muffins in return, and her mouth was watering.A lot.She gave me a hug in return and ran with her mouth still watering." Derpy smiled."She must love blueberry muffins."

                         Twilight embraced Derpy."Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" The princess suddenly felt completely better, she even felt like she had never been fighting with Spike.Not only that, the bandage wasn't on anymore and there wasn't anything, not even a scar.Even her ear wasn't broken anymore.She flew out of bed and said farewell before exiting out the door with her roses.

                           Spike was at the front of the castle.He was scared that when Twilight gets back, she will punish him.Big time.When he saw Twilight, he wanted to hide.But his feet were stuck on the ground.When Twilight came right in front of his face, his heart was beating so fast, it was almost like he had a heart attack.But then his heart sped back to normal when he realized his master forgot about what happened a few days before."Hi Twilight," he greeted."Glad your back from the-"

                           His eyes were set upon the bunch of flowers."That...that..." Twilight replied,"Here, you can eat these sequins." She handed the little sequins that sparkled so brightly under the sun that it seemed like they would just take off in the air like butterflies.Spike never tasted the little things that shined so much before.He rather preferred jewels, but why not try new things?So he took one and popped it in his mouth.

                            If MLP: FiM was real, then Spike would be stealing the sequins from your older sister's jeans by now."Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom," he remarked as she smacked his lips when only half of the sparkly items were left.They were just that...delicious.

                            Twilight smiled."You can have the rest of the 'em.The pink roses still look pretty without them." Spike took out the rest of the sequins and happily enjoyed the rest of them.

                            When the alicorn princess stepped into her castle and closed the door behind.And who welcomed her as she closed the door behind her?Princess Celestia.

                            "Oh my goodness!You scared me, princess!" Twilight exclaimed.Princess Celestia just smiled and said,"I am very glad you are completely better, Twilight.But I noticed much earlier that you have been mostly failing all of your duties."The original princess shook her head."You cannot go on like this, my faithful student."

                             "I know, princess.But I am getting a bit to stressed, and there is so much to do that I couldn't even finish them all, and I end up doing the wrong things," explained Twilight.

                             "I understand, Twilight Sparkle, because I remembered doing mistakes like that when I was starting to be princess."

                             "Really?"

                             "You better believe it." Princess Celestia chuckled."And I think I suggest making your own Equestria."

                             Twilight was confused."Making my own Equestria?What do you mean, Princess Celestia?"

                             The tall alicorn smiled."I mean making your own land.You can practice ruling it while I rule over for you.I promise it would work.And," Princess Celestia continued,"I know a pony - or rather pegasus - that can help you." She made a bubble appear, and a grey pegasus with a blonde main and tail with yellow wall-eyed eyes was in the middle of it.

                              Twilight was delighted."Do you mean Derpy?I do like her.Should I call her now?" She was getting excited.Making her own land!That would be so much fun!"But, your majesty, where do I make my land?I can't just put it somewhere where another place is made."

                               Celestia thought for a moment, then she focused on some kind of magic."Hold on, Twilight!We are goin-" Before the rest was said, they both appeared in the middle of an empty white space."This is where you are going to make your land," she said,"and I'll start one object for you." A spark of magic appeared on her horn, and when a bright pink-ish flash filled the emptiness.Seconds later, a pegasus was before the two alicorns."Hello!" Derpy said.

                                Princess Celestia nodded in approval."I will leave you two alone for now, and I'll come see you every week.Hope you two will have fun!" She then teleported back to Equestria.

                                Twilight Sparkle was more excited than ever."OK, Derpy," she said,"let's get started!What should we do first????"