TwiShy

by LilRainbowShy

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Human
Length: 652

Please note this is my first story. A give a great thanx to Darf for telling me where to go on the site to create a story. [Warning:Humanized]

Note to all readers: This story contains mature content and anyone under the age of five should have apparent atleast near by [Warning: This story is humanized]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-09 16:44:50 UTC

At the bar

   It was a regular day in Equestria, birds chirping, y'know, the normal everyday thing. But, Twilight Sparkle noticed something, her life is so boring. So, she decided to invite Fluttershy for a drink at Slims. Fluttershy agreed that their lives were boring and that she needed a drink. All they ever talked about was Fluttershys' pets and stuff that Twilight found in her books. Well, Twilight read all of her books and Fluttershy had no animals at the time, so they had nothing to talk about.

   When Fluttershy and Twilight arrived at the bar, they were exited. neither of them had been to a bar in months, so they REALLY needed some booze. The first drink Twilight ordered was a Miller Light and Fluttershy ordered a Seven Deadly Sins. Their bartender was cute, he had light green hair, dark blue eyes, and one. nice. ass. Twilight whispered to Fluttershy "How cute do you think he will be when we are drunk?" Fluttershy closed her eyes for a minute imagining it. "Don't imagine it, do it!" And with that, Fluttershy called the bartender over to order their drinks.

   Fluttershy was a light drinker, she was drunk after only 3 drinks. Twilight was a bit harder to get drunk. It took her 8 beers and a martini to get drunk off her ass. Twilight and Fluttershy were the last ones in the bar. They had been talking for hours in the language of their own, drunk. The bartender came over to their spot and looked at them with suspicious eyes. "H-hey! Stop staring at me!" stammered Twilight. The bartender looked at her and said "I'm not staring at you, i'm staring at your friend. Whats her name?"

"F-Fluttershy, whats your name?"

"The name's Golden Wing, call me Gold"

"Hehe, K, Goldie"

Fluttershy stared at Twilight with a devious smile, Twilight knew what was going on, and she liked where it was going. Fluttershy was very adventurous when she was drunk.

"Hey, Gold, you almost done here?" asked Fluttershy

"Yeah, all I need to do is lock the doors and ill be outta here, why you ask?"

"Would you like to come check out my house? By the way, can I get a bottle of Chardonnay please?"

"sure, ill come over, and the drinks are on the house"

"Really? We bought a lot and I mean LOT of drinks ar-are you sure you can handle it?"

"No, but my boss can, and he can spare a few hundred dollars, he can loose $1,000,000 for all I care"

"Aww, you so sweet" said Fluttershy as Gold grabbed the bottle of Chardonnay and locked the doors "May I?" said Gold pointing to the bottle of booze, Twilight and Fluttershy both gave a nod of approval. Gold glugged down half of the bottle and grabbed another bottle before leaving.

  When they arrived at Fluttershy's place, Gold drank the rest of the second bottle and wobbled over to her couch. Fluttershy pulled Twilight into the bathroom "Twi, we have a really hot, drunk, guy in out house, what do we do?!" "Just follow my lead, k Fluttershy? I've been in this scenario before, and so have you! We can handle it, these night always end well, okay? Trust me!" and with that, they left the bathroom. "Haha sorry for the wait. Want the house tour?" "Sure, this is a very nice living room" said Gold. The first stop was the kitchen, Fluttershy made sure not to studder as she spoke,it would be very, "Unladylike". Every time Fluttershy or Twilight got a glimpse of his ass, they'd lick there lips and shiver a bit. When they finally arrived at their bedroom, Fluttershy pulled Gold into the room and Twilight locked the door behind them "w-what are you do-" his sentence was cut short due to a passionate kiss from Fluttershy.

TO BE CONTINUED