//-------------------------------------------------------// Ponies do what?! -by Philosopher01- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Ponies do what?! //-------------------------------------------------------// Ponies do what?! “I can’t believe I’m hearing this!” Trixie looked down at the purple mare laying on her back beneath her, the blue bed sheets providing a stark colour contrast to her curvy purple body. The only thing rivalling Trixie’s expression of disbelief was the one dominating Twilight’s own visage as she stared up in confusion at the equally bewildered azure magician straddling her. “It just sounds... bizarre to me,” Twilight explained, struggling to avoid eye contact with her blue partner.  “Why would you want to put your...mouth there. It just doesn’t seem sanitary.” With a sigh Trixie rolled to her side to face Twilight. She placed a hoof on Twilight’s cheek and looked deep into those magnificent purple eyes. She was fiercely attracted to this mare, and Twilight’s own prudish nature only added fuel to this fire. She found her lack of knowledge in the bedroom adorable, but now she was feeling a bit frustrated. She wanted to do SO many things to Twilight, but the bookish unicorn just had to question everything first! Doing her best to control her sexual frustration, Trixie searched for a way to explain to Twilight what she had in mind. “Look at this logically Twilight,” Trixie began. "Which is smaller, my hoof or my tongue? “Ummm... your tongue?” Twilight answered, bemused. “Right, and which one is naturally moist?” “Your tongue,” Twilight answered, a blush forming on her face as she began to catch on. “Correct again. Now, which do you think has more maneuverability inside your-“ “Ok I get it!” Twilight cut in quickly. “Good, so are you willing to give this a try?” “Other ponies really do this?” Twilight asked. Trixie just had to laugh at the sheer disbelief in that adorable face. “Yes! It’s quite normal.” “Well... ok, if you say so.” Twilight complied, her voice clearly betraying her hesitance. “You’re supposed to enjoy it Twilight, why are you so nervous?” Trixie asked, planting a soft kiss on the frowning mare’s snout. “I just like to have some background information before I try something. I almost never jump into anything without researching it first.” “Well, trust me, this will be far better without the research. You do trust me right?” “Of course!” Twilight responded urgently, placing her hooves on Trixie’s hips. She returned Trixie’s earlier kiss. “Good, just checking,” Trixie teased with a smile. “Now relax,” Trixie instructed, pushing Twilight onto her back again and re-assuming her stance over her. Her heart skipped a little as she looked down at the blushing unicorn below her, hooves curled up to her chest. She felt herself grow ravenous for the mare, but forced herself to act slowly, the nervousness in Twilight’s face still apparent. Trixie began by planting a soft kiss on Twilight’s lips. Twilight returned it gently, leaning up toward her. The purple unicorn felt a tongue run slowly across her lips, and responded by parting them. Trixie took the opportunity to quickly thrust her tongue into the opening, eliciting a surprised and pleasured moan from Twilight. The sound made Trixie’s head spin, desire clouding her mind. She leaned in to Twilight, who responded by wrapping her hooves around Trixie’s neck. Their hearts both thumping, one out of pure adrenaline and another a mixture of nervousness and excitement, the two lost themselves in the kiss, each attempting to bring themselves physically closer to the other, despite them already being in complete contact. The kiss had taken Trixie entirely by surprise, who had only intended it as a starting point. She broke it, and found herself gasping for air. Below her Twilight panted in unison, her flushed cheeks glowing on her face. “Wow that... I didn’t expect...” Trixie spluttered, chest heaving. A dampness was growing at an alarming rate between her legs. “W... what’s the matter?” Twilight stammered. “Did I do something wrong?” “No you... you did that far too right!” “I’m sorry!” Twilight responded, looking suddenly panicked. “Yes! You should be!” Trixie grinned. “You’ve been very bad!” “What have I done?!” Twilight squeaked, a look of horror entering her features. Trixie suddenly realised the fear was genuine. “Umm... Twilight? You know I’m only joking right?” “About what I’ve done?” “Yes... please tell me you’re at least familiar with the concept of dirty talk?” “Ummm...” Trixie threw a hoof to her face, rolling onto her back again. Honestly, she was kind of grateful for the sudden interruption this time, it gave her a moment for her head to clear. After a few moments she burst out in laughter. “Did I miss something?” Twilight asked, propping herself up on an elbow and turning to Trixie. “You’re just hilarious sometimes!” Trixie responded between chortles, clutching her sides. “Thanks? I guess?” “Ponies sometimes pretend to say dirty things to each other to make some excitement! Some even insult each other,” Trixie explained. “How is saying mean things supposed to make you want to be with a pony more?” Trixie opened her mouth for a rebuttal, be found she did not have an adequate answer. She felt a little irritated as she was starting to observe another bedroom session with Twilight turning into a lecture. “Some ponies just like it ok!” Trixie snapped, losing patience. “Like I said, just try to go along with things.” “Well it was all fine until you started telling me I should be sorry!” Trixie quickly pulled Twilight into another kiss, defusing the ludicrous argument. She ran a hoof through Twilight’s glossy mane, revelling in the soft warm texture of its strands. Twilight threw her hooves around Trixie’s shoulders again, miraculously having decided to drop the discussion. Thanking her stars for this second chance, Trixie once again attempted to proceed with her plan. She broke away from Twilight's lips, moving towards her neck. She planted a soft wet kiss under her ear, followed by a quick nibble of her teeth. She heard Twilight breathe deeply as she clamped her teeth down on her skin. She continued down her neck towards her chest, gently biting all the way. Twilight released a light squeak every time Trixie bit particularly hard, her hooves twitching with each pinch. As Trixie reached Twilight's belly, she noticed the lavender mare's breathing increase rapidly. She slowed down a little to see if it would pass, but as she drew nearer to her target, the heaving grew faster and louder. Trixie soon realised Twilight was hyperventilating. She glanced down at her ultimate destination, but found no clear sign of excitement on Twilight's part. With another sigh, she pulled herself back up to face the panicking pony. "Twilight!" she called urgently, touching her cheek again. "Y-yes..." Twilight stammered in between heaving breaths. "Relax Twilight, It's alright." Twilight closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, struggling to take control of her nerves. Upon regaining her composure, she opened her eyes, and a miserable frown dominated her face. "I'm sorry Trixie, I'm useless at this." Despite Trixie's own building sexual frustration, she didn't feel angry at the dejected mare, she couldn't. She only smiled in response. "It's OK, you're not useless, just nervous." "I'm sorry," Twilight apoligised again, placing a hoof an Trixie's chest and turning her eyes towards it. Trixie felt equal parts empathy and desire as she lay with her frowning lover. She racked her brain for some way to salvage the moment. Suddenly, an idea struck her. "Are you reading something at the moment Twi?" "Huh?" Twilight looked up at Trixie. "You mean a book?" "Yeah, what book are you reading right now?" "Well, I was just in the middle of 'A History of Magical Mechanics' before you suggested we... do this." "Go grab your book" "Are we finished?" Twilight asked, puzzled. "Just go grab your book." Trixie ordered with a wave of her hoof. Confused, Twilight complied, jumping out of bed and heading downstairs. She returned moments later with the large tome levitating beside her. Trixie was propped up on her shoulder, head in hoof, half lidded eyes inviting Twilight back to the mattress. She beckoned Twilight forth with her hoof. As Twilight jumped back up on the bed, Trixie lay her on her back again. "Now, go to whatever page you were on last and continue reading." Trixie instructed. "Just concentrate on your book, but stay lying as you are." "OK..." Twilight agreed, floating the book above her and opening it at her bookmark. She soon found the paragraph she left on and resumed reading. Seeing her opportunity, Trixie put plan B into action. She started again at Twilight's chest, nibbling her way down to her body. A few quick gasps and squeaks could be heard from Twilight as before, but her breathing seemed to stay steady. Trixie pressed on. She hesitated as she reached the base of Twilight's stomach, observing how her partner was reacting. Besides some shuffling of hooves, all seemed well. To her surprise, Twilight suddenly spoke up. "Please keep going Trixie..." Twilight whispered in a breathless voice. Trixie felt herself grow incredibly hot at the request, the desire dripping from Twilight's words causing her face, and other regions, to heat up. A musky smell below her snout indicated the plan was working. By the time Trixie finally reached her target, Twilight was dripping wet. Trixie paused for a moment, not knowing whether she should feel happy or insulted, the book having achieved the task which she had earlier failed at. She soon shook her head with a grin, deciding she was at least partly responsible for Twilight's readiness. Deciding Twilight had gotten enough time to prepare, she rubbed her snout along the opening of Twilight's lower lips. A soft moan travelled down from Twilight's mouth. Trixie plunged in. Twilight gasped as she suddenly felt herself being entered by Trixie's slippery appendage. She nearly dropped the book she was levitating right on her face. She struggled to continue reading, eyesight blurring from the sensations occurring below. She attempted to speak up in protest as she found herself unable to finish a particularly interesting paragraph. "T-Trixie..." was all she managed to groan, her request drowned in a sea of pleasure. It was made only worse by the fact that Trixie misinterpreted her name being called as a signal for more, to which Trixie complied. Twilight gasped again as Trixie picked up the pace, exploring inside of her, hitting multiple nerves and seizing control of Twilight's body from her. She tossed the book to one side as she gave up trying to read, her brain unable to process the data being sent by her retina's. She felt a building tension between her legs as Trixie continued her work. She placed her two hooves on Trixie's head, her back arching upwards as she quickly approached her climax. "Trixie!" she gasped. "I'm gonna-" Twilight squealed as waves of pleasure rocketed through her body. Trixie was assaulted by a quick and sudden flow from her workplace. Twilight's moans made Trixie dizzy again, and upon placing a hoof towards the region between her own legs, she found that she, also, was sopping wet, a similar tension building in her damp regions. Pulling herself quickly to head height beside her panting lover, she whispered: "I just need a little help Twilight..." she took Twilight's hoof and placed it between her own legs. Twilight nodded in response, eyes shut, her head still spinning from the her climax seconds ago. She had just enough mental capacity to understand Trixie's request, and rubbed her partners nether regions. Trixie bit her lip as Twilight's hoof provided the last push she needed, and moaned as she felt herself achieve relief moments later, quivering as waves of pleasure coursed through her body. The two lay face to face, panting for breath. "Thank you Twilight," Trixie whispered, taking her lover's face in her hoof again. "That was wonderful Trixie," Twilight smiled, touching Trixie's hoof with her own. "Well of course it was," Trixie grinned. "What else would you expect from Trixie?" The azure unicorn then stared into her partners eyes. "I love you Twilight, and I wanted to show you." Twilight cuddled up to Trixie, wrapping her hooves around her body and resting her head on Trixie's heaving chest. "I know," Twilight responded. "I love you too Trixie."