SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!by LunaLover1990ChaptersFLAUTTERSHY BUTSECKSED BY APPLEJACK!INCESTIA! (WARNING: SUPAH SEXY INCEST! MYEAH!)Concors Elficidium (HARMONIOUS RAPE!)FLAUTTERSHY BUTSECKSED BY APPLEJACK!One day, for no apparent reason, Fluttershy was talking to her animals who don't f***ing understand her or talk back, which she knows, but who she still talks to because she's just so, f***king, alone. None of her friends actually really like her, and she's like, the pony equivalency of the 'Forever Alone' Guy. Fluttershy was hugging Angel Bunny really tight. So tight, that Angel began choking. Angel was blue. Suddenly, Angel was dead. "OH S***!" Fluttershy-Alone Mare said upon realizing she just f***ing killed her only f***ing true friend in the world, the f***ing sad little c***. Wait, wait, wait, wait, just f***ing WAIT a second. Are you, ACTUALLY, READING THIS?! WHAT THE, F***, MAN! SWEET BABY JESUS! Are you just retarded?! Anyways, so Flutterbitch was all like, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WTFWTFWTF I KILLED ANGEL! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, I'MMA GO KILL MYSELF BUT SAY 'yay' WHILE I DO IT CAUSE I'M FLUTTERSHY!" So, Fluttershy ran out of her house, and ran to Sweet Apple Acres. She decided she was going to climb the highest tree, then jump, although why she chose a tree at f***ing Apple Acres is unknown, as there are taller trees closer to her house. So, as she was climbing the tree, Applejack walked by. She was going to ask what the f***ing hay Fluttershy was doing, but then she caught sight of Fluttershy's tight, sexy little asshole. She was turned on, really turned on, like, she wanted to shove her dick into it. But, then she realized she was a chick. And then she realized she had a strap-on horse dildo that was 25 inches long in her nightstand. So, she quickly ran home, grabbed the sex toy, and strapped it on before running back to where she saw Fluttershy climbing the tree. She snuck up behind Fluttershy, all sorts of dirty, devious thoughts flowing through her nasty, appley little head. "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Applejack cried for no apparent reason as she jumped up on Fluttershy and rammed the dildo into Fluttershy. All of a sudden, as she quickly shoved in and out of Fluttershy's sexy asshole, 'I Was Made For Lovin' You' by Kiss started playing from no discernible place. "AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shouted Fluttershy in pain as she tried to crawl further up the tree to get away from that f***ing ass-raper Applejack. All of a sudden, Fluttershy realized she liked this, even though she could only barely stand feeling THAT much rubber cock up her asshole. Fluttershy grinned and let her tongue loll out of her mouth. "OH YEAH, APPLEJACK, KEEP GOIN'!" Fluttershy cried out. Suddenly, Applejack stopped. "Did ya'll jus' say ya liek this shit?" Fluttershy nodded, an absolutely HILARIOUS grin on her face, tongue still hanging out. "FUCK THIS BULL! T'AIN'T NO FUN IF'N YA'LL ARE WILLING! AH DON'T LIKE CONSENTUAL SEX!" Applejack threw down her dildo and stormed away, back towards the barn. Fluttershy dropped down from the tree, carefully, growled, strapped on the toy, and cried out, "You're... Going, to... LOVE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Fluttershy suddenly pounced on Applejack, hoofing her in the face. She shoved her fake dick into Applejack's sweet, dripping pussy, angry and lustful. The busty mare shoved and pulled back, shoved and pulled back, hoofed AJ's anus, all the while screaming "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Multiple times while 'I Was Made For Lovin' You' by Kiss continued it's playing from no discernible source in the background. "I'MMA RAPE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, BITCH!" Fluttershy screamed. She brought AJ face to face with her, and spat down the throat of the orange Apple. She forced the walls of the Apple Pussy to take all of the dick inside of it, no matter how many times Applejack cried. "HELP MEH, SUMPONY, AH'M GETTIN' RAPED BAH A ANIMAL-TALKIN' FREAK!" Applejack cried. Fluttershy just forced her now s***-covered hoof into Applejack's mouth, keeping the mare quiet. Applejack just let more tears fly from her eyes, a completely un-Applejackey quality/characteristic. "I'M GONNA F*** YOU SO HARD, YOU GONNA TURN INTO A MOTHER F***ING APPLE FRITTER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Fluttershy yelled out. "NYAN NYAN NYAN!" Fluttershy cried out as she suddenly realized something. She pulled out for just a second, and saw that the strap-on had become part of her body, an actual dick. She looked up, and saw Twilicorn. "THANKS, TWILICORN!" She shouted, grinning. Twilcornjust winked and flew off, shouting, "OFF TO THE MAGICAL LAND OF WHAT THE F***!" Fluttershy continued shoving her now-real dick into Applejack's vagina. The walls resisted even more. Finally, Fluttershy came. She knocked the raped Applejack out cold, then slowly walked in the opposite direction. Fluttershy eventually came before the Apple House. She saw Big Mac randomly humping Apple Bloom. FlutterRapist just grinned like a pedo. "Can I join?" She asked lustfully. "Eeyup!" Apple Bloom shouted. Fluttershy ran over and rammed the dick into Apple Bloom's mouth. Apple Bloom grinned and began blowing it. She sucked it very, very hard. She licked the head of the penis, sucking out the cream center. Oh wait, it's a penis, not a popsicle. But, it still has a cream center? No, wait, my bad, it's just semen there. Fluttershy pulled out and creamed on Apple Bloom's face. Big Mac leaned over from the spot where he was anally humping Apple Bloom and licked the delicious cum off of Apple Bloom's face. "EEYUM!" Big Mac cried out. Fluttershy just continued to f*** Apple Bloom in the mouth. "SUCK IT, BITCH!" Fluttershy cried. Suddenly, Granny Smith came out of no where. She was shocked beyond belief. Her heart began beating faster than ever before. Shee felt so much pain, so very much, in her chest. Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. "Well, we just killed your Grandma." Fluttershy said. "Eeyup." Apple Bloom and Big Mac just said in reply. Author's Note This is what happens when I get bored. INCESTIA! (WARNING: SUPAH SEXY INCEST! MYEAH!)The crazy un-sexy Princess of the Sun checked her fake rubber dick strap-on thingy to make sure it was still strapped on nice and tight. It was. She leaned down a bit, and licked the huge thing a bit. "Tasty!" She cried out! "Luna's sure to love this!" She snuggled the penis-that-weren't a bit, and walked over to Luna's bedroom door. The fucking molesting incest-loving whore knocked, then stuck herself to the ceiling and turned invisible. "WHO THE FUCK WANTS ME?!" Yelled the Beautiful Moon angrily, as she ran out of her room, dildo lying on a wet spot right behind her. "GOOD! Now stop interrupting me!" She slammed the door behind her, but not before Celestia snuck right in, still invisible. Celestia watched every single moment of Luna pleasuring herself, giving herself her only comfort and love she'd ever felt. "Oh!" Luna cried out with every thrust of the toy. "Oh! Yes! Yes! Immo! Ita bonum! Ita bonum! Immo! Pedicabo quod cunnus! Immo!" For whatever weird, unknown reason, Luna did, indeed, start orgasm-talking in Latin. She pulled out the dildo slowly with magic, and brought it to her lips. The pretty little Alicorn eyed the silver-colored object, a happy little grin on her face. Suddenly, she licked off a bit of precum from the shaft. Then, she took the whole member into her mouth, taking the entire 30-inch length! "Oh... Yehf... Yehf... Tahf fo goo!" She mubmled out, somehow not choking. That sexy little piece of ass took it out, and put it into her own asshole. "Ah yes! Yah! Non prohibere! Immo! Placere non prohibere! Don't stop, Verge!" Verge was the only boyfriend Luna had ever had. She had been going out with him for several years until about the previous summer. What happened, you may ask? He got hit by a bus. Luna was having her little fantasy here, enjoying herself, thinking Verge was still there. Now, if you know any French, than you might be thinking, "Does this idiot know that 'verge' is French for 'penis'?". Well, to answer your question, yes, I do know this. Back to the story, you multi-lingual pervs. Luna and Verge often enjoyed anal intercourse, especially mid-air. In fact, the whole reason Verge got hit by that fucking bus is because they were butt-fucking in the middle of the street one day. Now, before you ask, yes, this is legal, as in Equestria, there are no cultural/social norms that would prevent or illegalize public nudity or sex. Finally, Luna shoved the opposite end into her sexy pussy, as it was a double-sided mariglade. She began panting and gasping even harder then she was before. Oh, I didn't mention the panting and gasping before? Too bad, fuck you. Finally, it happened; Luna came. The Sweet Juices of the Moon Princess came sprawling out all over the carpeting on her bedroom floor. She jerked the mariglade out and flung it to her bed. She laid there, panting, for several minutes, before recovering from the Most Amazing Orgasm she'd EVER had, and standing up. She took the sex toy, licked some of her fluids from it, and cleaned it off before putting it in her third dresser drawer. "Good Night, my Beloved Penis." She got under her covers, and quickly fell asleep. ..... At about Midnight, Celestia snuck out from her invisibility. "My little sister is missing her boyfriend?" The ugly-yet-caring Sun Princess whispered with pity. "I'll help her." Suddenly, she began silently casting a spell that would temporarily transform her into the thing Luna wanted most right now. Starting at her head, her mane turned pure black, and her coat slowly faded into a faggot-blonde color. What, don't you know that faggots love blonde? Well, they do. THEY FUCKING DO! FUCKING TRUE STORY! Her eyes turned blue, her horn disappeared, and before long, her fake dick turned into a fucking real one. A real. Fucking. Breathing. Dick. Wait... Dicks do breathe, don't they? Let me check. Okay, just checked Wikipedia - Dicks do, indeed, breathe. Anyways, she had a real dick, the exact same size as Verge's penis. The only part of Incestia that remained the exact same was her small, unspoiled, tight, somehow appealing, little asshole. Good God, I want to stick my fucking dick up in that thing and TEAR IT APART! She slowly got into the bed with Luna, looking exactly like Luna's ex boyfriend-with-benefits. She began snuggling Luna from behind. Suddenly, she got right in Luna's ear, and whispered, "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Luna saw her lover's face, and grinned as he plunged erected penis into her anus, somehow still amazingly tight, despite all of the ass-play Luna had done in her time back from The Moon. She cried out in ecstasy, before Her Beloved suddenly pressed down against her throat a bit and mildly choked her. "You remembered... How much I love... Being choked!" Luna gasped as she kissed his face weakly. Verge nodded, and said, "Anything for you, baby!" As he sped up his thrusts. Every single time he thrusted, he bottomed out, and when he pulled back, only the very wide, very moist glans remained in. Luna couldn't stand it anymore in just her ass, so she forced him out, and guided him into her vagina. This excited him even more, so he pulled out Luna's sex toy, and pressed it into both her anus, and into his. Luna gasped with a very wide grin on her face, and nodded weakly. Verge noticed Luna could barely breathe, so he brought his hooves up off of her throat a bit, so she wouldn't die. Everytime he bottomed out, Verge slipped a little closer to the edge, the same with Luna. They couldn't stand much more, and before long, they needed to burst, both of them. But they didn't. Luna hadn't been with Verge for so long, she wanted to torture him a little and get as much as she could. So, she cast a little spell that made it to where she could release whenever she wanted, but Verge wouldn't be able to for 20 more minutes. She guided Verge's penis back out of her marehood, and back into her anus. It was even tighter now, and Luna could feel it all the way up in her belly. I've done the same thing. It feels very good. Finally, when she knew the time for the spell was almost up, Luna went ahead and released herself. Minutes later, Verge released finally, a huge explosion of cum blasting his dick and the toy out of Luna, leaving a trail of white deliciousness all over Luna's belly and chest. Luna was so tired, both from the extended orgasm AND the magic the spell took, so she passed out as soon as she grinned one more time at Verge. Celestia's disguise disappeared right after her sister fell asleep, and she grinned lovingly at her little sibling. She began to walk away, but then stopped when she heard Luna mumble, "Let me dream like this again..." In her sleep. Celestia stepped back over Luna, and, imitating Verge's voice, whispered, "Of course, baby. I'll be with you again tomorrow night." And with that, Celestia went to her own bedroom, crawled under her own covers, and went to sleep. Good Night. Author's Note Yep, I'm gonna do this story legit and keep it up. Got a problem with it? Concors Elficidium (HARMONIOUS RAPE!)WARNING: The following story contains very graphic descriptions of rape in which everypony involved is completely consenting, but where blood is seen due to loss of virginity. I suggest you listen to this song while you read. The dayumn fine-ass bitch DJ-Pon3, AKA, Vinyl Scratch, was on her way to meet up wit her sexy-ass gal Octavia for... Dat's up to dem to tell. Scratch had been wit her gal Octavia for about two years now, and had been real gentle with her. Up 'til now. Usually, she had done 'em & won 'em at this point, but she knew Tavi was a real timid filly, and didn't wanna take any chances with hurting her. Wanna kill me yet? Vinyl's headphones was up at full blast, wit her iPon was blarin' Rap, Hip Hope, and mothahfuckin' Dubstep! (Isn't that shit great?) She was real happy. She had some kickass saddlebags on her ass, filled with all sorts of 'fun' things: Massage oils, Ben-Wa Balls, Bondage Gear, and something special for her marefriend. Dat ho finally got up ta her bitch's (Sorry, my bad, her FINE bitch's) house, when she said ta herself, "Dafuq? I live with her! We roomates! I was in here this whole time!" Dat fine booty finally woke up from her little nap. She was layin' in the bed with the love of her life, Her Little Pony. Tavi was sleeping still, holding Vinyl's belly. Pon3 looked over her side of the bed, and saw her saddlebags slung there. She brought out a blindfold, hoofcuffs, and a sexy little gag. She snuck a pillow into Octavia's arms, and then snuck out from dat udda bitch's embrace. She came right up behind Octavia on the other side, and tied the blindfold over her eyes, put the gag on her, and put on the hoofcuffs. Octavia woke up to this and began panicking. "Shh, shh shh shush shush shush shush shush..." She whispered to Octavia. She brought up a rag filled with cloroform (Clorophorm? Clorofeorm? I don't fucking know.), and shoved it in Octavia's face. Dat bitch got knocked, da heyell, out! ..... When Octavia woke up, she couldn't see anything. Something round and smooth was in her mouth, and rope was binding her front hooves, suspending her above the ground. Suddenly, she heard someone step up behind her, and remove the object. "Hey, Tavi!" Said a familiar voice. "V-Vinyl? W-what... What are you doing?" Octavia asked, a bit of fear in her voice. Vinyl laughed like a bitch. "Bitch, don't worry! I'm not gonna hurt you. I just... Wanted to have a little fun." Octavia got even more frightened for some reason. "Vinyl, what the Hell do you mean?!" Vinyl just laughed and began kissing Octavia all over her body, slowly going further down. When she reached Octavia's sniz-atch, she laughed and started kissing it all over, licking her sweet clit and pretty pussy lips. "Oooohhh, Vinyl, what are you- Ooooh!" Octavia was moaning like a Fuck Newb. "LAWL!" Vinyl snickered. " 'Sup with all the fuckin' moaning? Dafuq are you, a fuckin' virgin?" Octavia slowly nodded her head. "Uh... Yes." Octavia said, sweating. "Oh shit!" Vinyl yelled. "Well, we got to fix that shit" Scratch came up and put that gag back on her lady. But before she did, Octavia managed to yell out, "Please be gentle!" Seriously, NOW ya wanna kill me? Vinyl began licking all over Tavi's sweet-spot, shootin' ecstasy up the pussy. Octavia cried out in pleasure and pain as this happened. As Vinyl's tongue shot into the fuckhole, blood dribbled out onto the entity from da mouth of another. Vinyl licked her lips once, and kept doin' her job. She went behind Octavia, and lifted her beautiful little black tail. She smiled at the sweet little pucker before her, and stuck her nose before it. She sniffed once. "Uh aw oo oeen, aile?" Octavia mumbled past the gag. Vinyl's tongue shot towards the opening, and began lapping across the fleshy button. "Ahhhh!" Octavia yelled out, once again, past the gag. Vinyl brought her face back. "Mmm," Vinyl whispered, licking her lips. "You taste delicious, Tavi... I think I might have a sweet tooth for you." Vinyl continued massaging teh asshole with her tongue, loving the sweet flavor. As she did this, she reached her hooves up and massaged Octavia's lower belly and bowels. "I feel something in you," She whispered. "Why don't you let it out?" Reluctantly, Octavia obeyed. Octavia's anus suddenly unpuckered, and released fecal matter, sweet and delicious, upon Vinyls tongue. It was nice and soft, but not diarrhea-ey. Just how da DJ likes it. Octavia quit shitting. Vinyl retracted her tongue, and began chewing slowly. Moments later, she swallowed, crap still on her face. "Thanks for the snack, baby..." Vinyl licked what shit remained off of Octavia's asshole, making sure she was clean. Rising, Vinyl said, "Well, let's finish the job..." Vinyl went over to her bag and got two things: A riding crop, and a special strap-on that had two dicks on one set. Custom made for Vinyl. Vinyl walked over, strap-ons strapped on, riding crop in hoof. She nibbled Her Little Pony's left ear, whispered into it, "You're gonna become a big girl today." Vinyl smaked Octavia's supple ass with the riding crop, sending a jolt of pain, shock, and odd euphoria through the grey mare. "Ya like that?" Vinyl yelled out, smacking her marefriend over and over again across the posterior, reddening both her facial cheeks, and her ass-al ones. Seriously, why have you not killed me yet?! Suddenly, the Unicorn stopped, sending a wave of both relief and sorrow through Octavia. "Hey Tavi..." She whispered in the Earth Pony's ear. She put her dildo(s) against her partner's holes, and brought back the crop in her hand. "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Da big-booty DJ suddenly began smacking her ho's rear as hard as possible while thrusting in and out of the pleasure places. "Ah yeah, you like that? You like that, bitch?!" She shouted to her little newbie. "Feel it! Cry! You know you want to! I know you love this!" Octavia's body shook in ecstasy and pain while Vinyl continued to whip her partner with the crop. Vinyl suddenly stopped whipping Octavia and pulled out. She walked back around her lover's body, and then reached around and took off the gag. Octavia suddenly began panting and gasping for breath, a wide grin upon her face. Vinyl planted her lips against the other's. She thrusted forward, both of her articficial members piercing Octavia's cunt. Octavia cried out into Vinyl's kiss, vibrating her lips and causing pleasure for Vinyl. "V-Vinyl," She finally cried out. "I-I'm going to-" Suddenly, cum, urine, and shit was coming out all over the sex toys and the ground. Vinyl broke the kiss and stepped away. She took the blindfold off of Octavia. She kissed her partner on the cheek once, and then turned away. "V-Vinyl?" "Don't worry, Tavi. You look so fuckin' hot like that, and I htought it would be a shame to end it so soon. Don't worry, I love ya, bitch!" As she walked away Vinyl then suddenly stopped. "Oh, and btw; DAT ASS!" Author's Note Yes. This happened. This happened, and you let it happen. It's all your fault. Kill yourself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'mma go kill myself. *Ties Noose and hangs self*
FLAUTTERSHY BUTSECKSED BY APPLEJACK!One day, for no apparent reason, Fluttershy was talking to her animals who don't f***ing understand her or talk back, which she knows, but who she still talks to because she's just so, f***king, alone. None of her friends actually really like her, and she's like, the pony equivalency of the 'Forever Alone' Guy. Fluttershy was hugging Angel Bunny really tight. So tight, that Angel began choking. Angel was blue. Suddenly, Angel was dead. "OH S***!" Fluttershy-Alone Mare said upon realizing she just f***ing killed her only f***ing true friend in the world, the f***ing sad little c***. Wait, wait, wait, wait, just f***ing WAIT a second. Are you, ACTUALLY, READING THIS?! WHAT THE, F***, MAN! SWEET BABY JESUS! Are you just retarded?! Anyways, so Flutterbitch was all like, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WTFWTFWTF I KILLED ANGEL! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, I'MMA GO KILL MYSELF BUT SAY 'yay' WHILE I DO IT CAUSE I'M FLUTTERSHY!" So, Fluttershy ran out of her house, and ran to Sweet Apple Acres. She decided she was going to climb the highest tree, then jump, although why she chose a tree at f***ing Apple Acres is unknown, as there are taller trees closer to her house. So, as she was climbing the tree, Applejack walked by. She was going to ask what the f***ing hay Fluttershy was doing, but then she caught sight of Fluttershy's tight, sexy little asshole. She was turned on, really turned on, like, she wanted to shove her dick into it. But, then she realized she was a chick. And then she realized she had a strap-on horse dildo that was 25 inches long in her nightstand. So, she quickly ran home, grabbed the sex toy, and strapped it on before running back to where she saw Fluttershy climbing the tree. She snuck up behind Fluttershy, all sorts of dirty, devious thoughts flowing through her nasty, appley little head. "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Applejack cried for no apparent reason as she jumped up on Fluttershy and rammed the dildo into Fluttershy. All of a sudden, as she quickly shoved in and out of Fluttershy's sexy asshole, 'I Was Made For Lovin' You' by Kiss started playing from no discernible place. "AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shouted Fluttershy in pain as she tried to crawl further up the tree to get away from that f***ing ass-raper Applejack. All of a sudden, Fluttershy realized she liked this, even though she could only barely stand feeling THAT much rubber cock up her asshole. Fluttershy grinned and let her tongue loll out of her mouth. "OH YEAH, APPLEJACK, KEEP GOIN'!" Fluttershy cried out. Suddenly, Applejack stopped. "Did ya'll jus' say ya liek this shit?" Fluttershy nodded, an absolutely HILARIOUS grin on her face, tongue still hanging out. "FUCK THIS BULL! T'AIN'T NO FUN IF'N YA'LL ARE WILLING! AH DON'T LIKE CONSENTUAL SEX!" Applejack threw down her dildo and stormed away, back towards the barn. Fluttershy dropped down from the tree, carefully, growled, strapped on the toy, and cried out, "You're... Going, to... LOVE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Fluttershy suddenly pounced on Applejack, hoofing her in the face. She shoved her fake dick into Applejack's sweet, dripping pussy, angry and lustful. The busty mare shoved and pulled back, shoved and pulled back, hoofed AJ's anus, all the while screaming "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Multiple times while 'I Was Made For Lovin' You' by Kiss continued it's playing from no discernible source in the background. "I'MMA RAPE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, BITCH!" Fluttershy screamed. She brought AJ face to face with her, and spat down the throat of the orange Apple. She forced the walls of the Apple Pussy to take all of the dick inside of it, no matter how many times Applejack cried. "HELP MEH, SUMPONY, AH'M GETTIN' RAPED BAH A ANIMAL-TALKIN' FREAK!" Applejack cried. Fluttershy just forced her now s***-covered hoof into Applejack's mouth, keeping the mare quiet. Applejack just let more tears fly from her eyes, a completely un-Applejackey quality/characteristic. "I'M GONNA F*** YOU SO HARD, YOU GONNA TURN INTO A MOTHER F***ING APPLE FRITTER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Fluttershy yelled out. "NYAN NYAN NYAN!" Fluttershy cried out as she suddenly realized something. She pulled out for just a second, and saw that the strap-on had become part of her body, an actual dick. She looked up, and saw Twilicorn. "THANKS, TWILICORN!" She shouted, grinning. Twilcornjust winked and flew off, shouting, "OFF TO THE MAGICAL LAND OF WHAT THE F***!" Fluttershy continued shoving her now-real dick into Applejack's vagina. The walls resisted even more. Finally, Fluttershy came. She knocked the raped Applejack out cold, then slowly walked in the opposite direction. Fluttershy eventually came before the Apple House. She saw Big Mac randomly humping Apple Bloom. FlutterRapist just grinned like a pedo. "Can I join?" She asked lustfully. "Eeyup!" Apple Bloom shouted. Fluttershy ran over and rammed the dick into Apple Bloom's mouth. Apple Bloom grinned and began blowing it. She sucked it very, very hard. She licked the head of the penis, sucking out the cream center. Oh wait, it's a penis, not a popsicle. But, it still has a cream center? No, wait, my bad, it's just semen there. Fluttershy pulled out and creamed on Apple Bloom's face. Big Mac leaned over from the spot where he was anally humping Apple Bloom and licked the delicious cum off of Apple Bloom's face. "EEYUM!" Big Mac cried out. Fluttershy just continued to f*** Apple Bloom in the mouth. "SUCK IT, BITCH!" Fluttershy cried. Suddenly, Granny Smith came out of no where. She was shocked beyond belief. Her heart began beating faster than ever before. Shee felt so much pain, so very much, in her chest. Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. "Well, we just killed your Grandma." Fluttershy said. "Eeyup." Apple Bloom and Big Mac just said in reply. Author's Note This is what happens when I get bored.
INCESTIA! (WARNING: SUPAH SEXY INCEST! MYEAH!)The crazy un-sexy Princess of the Sun checked her fake rubber dick strap-on thingy to make sure it was still strapped on nice and tight. It was. She leaned down a bit, and licked the huge thing a bit. "Tasty!" She cried out! "Luna's sure to love this!" She snuggled the penis-that-weren't a bit, and walked over to Luna's bedroom door. The fucking molesting incest-loving whore knocked, then stuck herself to the ceiling and turned invisible. "WHO THE FUCK WANTS ME?!" Yelled the Beautiful Moon angrily, as she ran out of her room, dildo lying on a wet spot right behind her. "GOOD! Now stop interrupting me!" She slammed the door behind her, but not before Celestia snuck right in, still invisible. Celestia watched every single moment of Luna pleasuring herself, giving herself her only comfort and love she'd ever felt. "Oh!" Luna cried out with every thrust of the toy. "Oh! Yes! Yes! Immo! Ita bonum! Ita bonum! Immo! Pedicabo quod cunnus! Immo!" For whatever weird, unknown reason, Luna did, indeed, start orgasm-talking in Latin. She pulled out the dildo slowly with magic, and brought it to her lips. The pretty little Alicorn eyed the silver-colored object, a happy little grin on her face. Suddenly, she licked off a bit of precum from the shaft. Then, she took the whole member into her mouth, taking the entire 30-inch length! "Oh... Yehf... Yehf... Tahf fo goo!" She mubmled out, somehow not choking. That sexy little piece of ass took it out, and put it into her own asshole. "Ah yes! Yah! Non prohibere! Immo! Placere non prohibere! Don't stop, Verge!" Verge was the only boyfriend Luna had ever had. She had been going out with him for several years until about the previous summer. What happened, you may ask? He got hit by a bus. Luna was having her little fantasy here, enjoying herself, thinking Verge was still there. Now, if you know any French, than you might be thinking, "Does this idiot know that 'verge' is French for 'penis'?". Well, to answer your question, yes, I do know this. Back to the story, you multi-lingual pervs. Luna and Verge often enjoyed anal intercourse, especially mid-air. In fact, the whole reason Verge got hit by that fucking bus is because they were butt-fucking in the middle of the street one day. Now, before you ask, yes, this is legal, as in Equestria, there are no cultural/social norms that would prevent or illegalize public nudity or sex. Finally, Luna shoved the opposite end into her sexy pussy, as it was a double-sided mariglade. She began panting and gasping even harder then she was before. Oh, I didn't mention the panting and gasping before? Too bad, fuck you. Finally, it happened; Luna came. The Sweet Juices of the Moon Princess came sprawling out all over the carpeting on her bedroom floor. She jerked the mariglade out and flung it to her bed. She laid there, panting, for several minutes, before recovering from the Most Amazing Orgasm she'd EVER had, and standing up. She took the sex toy, licked some of her fluids from it, and cleaned it off before putting it in her third dresser drawer. "Good Night, my Beloved Penis." She got under her covers, and quickly fell asleep. ..... At about Midnight, Celestia snuck out from her invisibility. "My little sister is missing her boyfriend?" The ugly-yet-caring Sun Princess whispered with pity. "I'll help her." Suddenly, she began silently casting a spell that would temporarily transform her into the thing Luna wanted most right now. Starting at her head, her mane turned pure black, and her coat slowly faded into a faggot-blonde color. What, don't you know that faggots love blonde? Well, they do. THEY FUCKING DO! FUCKING TRUE STORY! Her eyes turned blue, her horn disappeared, and before long, her fake dick turned into a fucking real one. A real. Fucking. Breathing. Dick. Wait... Dicks do breathe, don't they? Let me check. Okay, just checked Wikipedia - Dicks do, indeed, breathe. Anyways, she had a real dick, the exact same size as Verge's penis. The only part of Incestia that remained the exact same was her small, unspoiled, tight, somehow appealing, little asshole. Good God, I want to stick my fucking dick up in that thing and TEAR IT APART! She slowly got into the bed with Luna, looking exactly like Luna's ex boyfriend-with-benefits. She began snuggling Luna from behind. Suddenly, she got right in Luna's ear, and whispered, "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Luna saw her lover's face, and grinned as he plunged erected penis into her anus, somehow still amazingly tight, despite all of the ass-play Luna had done in her time back from The Moon. She cried out in ecstasy, before Her Beloved suddenly pressed down against her throat a bit and mildly choked her. "You remembered... How much I love... Being choked!" Luna gasped as she kissed his face weakly. Verge nodded, and said, "Anything for you, baby!" As he sped up his thrusts. Every single time he thrusted, he bottomed out, and when he pulled back, only the very wide, very moist glans remained in. Luna couldn't stand it anymore in just her ass, so she forced him out, and guided him into her vagina. This excited him even more, so he pulled out Luna's sex toy, and pressed it into both her anus, and into his. Luna gasped with a very wide grin on her face, and nodded weakly. Verge noticed Luna could barely breathe, so he brought his hooves up off of her throat a bit, so she wouldn't die. Everytime he bottomed out, Verge slipped a little closer to the edge, the same with Luna. They couldn't stand much more, and before long, they needed to burst, both of them. But they didn't. Luna hadn't been with Verge for so long, she wanted to torture him a little and get as much as she could. So, she cast a little spell that made it to where she could release whenever she wanted, but Verge wouldn't be able to for 20 more minutes. She guided Verge's penis back out of her marehood, and back into her anus. It was even tighter now, and Luna could feel it all the way up in her belly. I've done the same thing. It feels very good. Finally, when she knew the time for the spell was almost up, Luna went ahead and released herself. Minutes later, Verge released finally, a huge explosion of cum blasting his dick and the toy out of Luna, leaving a trail of white deliciousness all over Luna's belly and chest. Luna was so tired, both from the extended orgasm AND the magic the spell took, so she passed out as soon as she grinned one more time at Verge. Celestia's disguise disappeared right after her sister fell asleep, and she grinned lovingly at her little sibling. She began to walk away, but then stopped when she heard Luna mumble, "Let me dream like this again..." In her sleep. Celestia stepped back over Luna, and, imitating Verge's voice, whispered, "Of course, baby. I'll be with you again tomorrow night." And with that, Celestia went to her own bedroom, crawled under her own covers, and went to sleep. Good Night. Author's Note Yep, I'm gonna do this story legit and keep it up. Got a problem with it?
Concors Elficidium (HARMONIOUS RAPE!)WARNING: The following story contains very graphic descriptions of rape in which everypony involved is completely consenting, but where blood is seen due to loss of virginity. I suggest you listen to this song while you read. The dayumn fine-ass bitch DJ-Pon3, AKA, Vinyl Scratch, was on her way to meet up wit her sexy-ass gal Octavia for... Dat's up to dem to tell. Scratch had been wit her gal Octavia for about two years now, and had been real gentle with her. Up 'til now. Usually, she had done 'em & won 'em at this point, but she knew Tavi was a real timid filly, and didn't wanna take any chances with hurting her. Wanna kill me yet? Vinyl's headphones was up at full blast, wit her iPon was blarin' Rap, Hip Hope, and mothahfuckin' Dubstep! (Isn't that shit great?) She was real happy. She had some kickass saddlebags on her ass, filled with all sorts of 'fun' things: Massage oils, Ben-Wa Balls, Bondage Gear, and something special for her marefriend. Dat ho finally got up ta her bitch's (Sorry, my bad, her FINE bitch's) house, when she said ta herself, "Dafuq? I live with her! We roomates! I was in here this whole time!" Dat fine booty finally woke up from her little nap. She was layin' in the bed with the love of her life, Her Little Pony. Tavi was sleeping still, holding Vinyl's belly. Pon3 looked over her side of the bed, and saw her saddlebags slung there. She brought out a blindfold, hoofcuffs, and a sexy little gag. She snuck a pillow into Octavia's arms, and then snuck out from dat udda bitch's embrace. She came right up behind Octavia on the other side, and tied the blindfold over her eyes, put the gag on her, and put on the hoofcuffs. Octavia woke up to this and began panicking. "Shh, shh shh shush shush shush shush shush..." She whispered to Octavia. She brought up a rag filled with cloroform (Clorophorm? Clorofeorm? I don't fucking know.), and shoved it in Octavia's face. Dat bitch got knocked, da heyell, out! ..... When Octavia woke up, she couldn't see anything. Something round and smooth was in her mouth, and rope was binding her front hooves, suspending her above the ground. Suddenly, she heard someone step up behind her, and remove the object. "Hey, Tavi!" Said a familiar voice. "V-Vinyl? W-what... What are you doing?" Octavia asked, a bit of fear in her voice. Vinyl laughed like a bitch. "Bitch, don't worry! I'm not gonna hurt you. I just... Wanted to have a little fun." Octavia got even more frightened for some reason. "Vinyl, what the Hell do you mean?!" Vinyl just laughed and began kissing Octavia all over her body, slowly going further down. When she reached Octavia's sniz-atch, she laughed and started kissing it all over, licking her sweet clit and pretty pussy lips. "Oooohhh, Vinyl, what are you- Ooooh!" Octavia was moaning like a Fuck Newb. "LAWL!" Vinyl snickered. " 'Sup with all the fuckin' moaning? Dafuq are you, a fuckin' virgin?" Octavia slowly nodded her head. "Uh... Yes." Octavia said, sweating. "Oh shit!" Vinyl yelled. "Well, we got to fix that shit" Scratch came up and put that gag back on her lady. But before she did, Octavia managed to yell out, "Please be gentle!" Seriously, NOW ya wanna kill me? Vinyl began licking all over Tavi's sweet-spot, shootin' ecstasy up the pussy. Octavia cried out in pleasure and pain as this happened. As Vinyl's tongue shot into the fuckhole, blood dribbled out onto the entity from da mouth of another. Vinyl licked her lips once, and kept doin' her job. She went behind Octavia, and lifted her beautiful little black tail. She smiled at the sweet little pucker before her, and stuck her nose before it. She sniffed once. "Uh aw oo oeen, aile?" Octavia mumbled past the gag. Vinyl's tongue shot towards the opening, and began lapping across the fleshy button. "Ahhhh!" Octavia yelled out, once again, past the gag. Vinyl brought her face back. "Mmm," Vinyl whispered, licking her lips. "You taste delicious, Tavi... I think I might have a sweet tooth for you." Vinyl continued massaging teh asshole with her tongue, loving the sweet flavor. As she did this, she reached her hooves up and massaged Octavia's lower belly and bowels. "I feel something in you," She whispered. "Why don't you let it out?" Reluctantly, Octavia obeyed. Octavia's anus suddenly unpuckered, and released fecal matter, sweet and delicious, upon Vinyls tongue. It was nice and soft, but not diarrhea-ey. Just how da DJ likes it. Octavia quit shitting. Vinyl retracted her tongue, and began chewing slowly. Moments later, she swallowed, crap still on her face. "Thanks for the snack, baby..." Vinyl licked what shit remained off of Octavia's asshole, making sure she was clean. Rising, Vinyl said, "Well, let's finish the job..." Vinyl went over to her bag and got two things: A riding crop, and a special strap-on that had two dicks on one set. Custom made for Vinyl. Vinyl walked over, strap-ons strapped on, riding crop in hoof. She nibbled Her Little Pony's left ear, whispered into it, "You're gonna become a big girl today." Vinyl smaked Octavia's supple ass with the riding crop, sending a jolt of pain, shock, and odd euphoria through the grey mare. "Ya like that?" Vinyl yelled out, smacking her marefriend over and over again across the posterior, reddening both her facial cheeks, and her ass-al ones. Seriously, why have you not killed me yet?! Suddenly, the Unicorn stopped, sending a wave of both relief and sorrow through Octavia. "Hey Tavi..." She whispered in the Earth Pony's ear. She put her dildo(s) against her partner's holes, and brought back the crop in her hand. "SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!" Da big-booty DJ suddenly began smacking her ho's rear as hard as possible while thrusting in and out of the pleasure places. "Ah yeah, you like that? You like that, bitch?!" She shouted to her little newbie. "Feel it! Cry! You know you want to! I know you love this!" Octavia's body shook in ecstasy and pain while Vinyl continued to whip her partner with the crop. Vinyl suddenly stopped whipping Octavia and pulled out. She walked back around her lover's body, and then reached around and took off the gag. Octavia suddenly began panting and gasping for breath, a wide grin upon her face. Vinyl planted her lips against the other's. She thrusted forward, both of her articficial members piercing Octavia's cunt. Octavia cried out into Vinyl's kiss, vibrating her lips and causing pleasure for Vinyl. "V-Vinyl," She finally cried out. "I-I'm going to-" Suddenly, cum, urine, and shit was coming out all over the sex toys and the ground. Vinyl broke the kiss and stepped away. She took the blindfold off of Octavia. She kissed her partner on the cheek once, and then turned away. "V-Vinyl?" "Don't worry, Tavi. You look so fuckin' hot like that, and I htought it would be a shame to end it so soon. Don't worry, I love ya, bitch!" As she walked away Vinyl then suddenly stopped. "Oh, and btw; DAT ASS!" Author's Note Yes. This happened. This happened, and you let it happen. It's all your fault. Kill yourself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'mma go kill myself. *Ties Noose and hangs self*
