The crazy un-sexy Princess of the Sun checked her fake rubber dick strap-on thingy to make sure it was still strapped on nice and tight. It was. She leaned down a bit, and licked the huge thing a bit. "Tasty!" She cried out! "Luna's sure to love this!" She snuggled the penis-that-weren't a bit, and walked over to Luna's bedroom door.

The fucking molesting incest-loving whore knocked, then stuck herself to the ceiling and turned invisible. "WHO THE FUCK WANTS ME?!" Yelled the Beautiful Moon angrily, as she ran out of her room, dildo lying on a wet spot right behind her.

"GOOD! Now stop interrupting me!" She slammed the door behind her, but not before Celestia snuck right in, still invisible.

Celestia watched every single moment of Luna pleasuring herself, giving herself her only comfort and love she'd ever felt. "Oh!" Luna cried out with every thrust of the toy. "Oh! Yes! Yes! Immo! Ita bonum! Ita bonum! Immo! Pedicabo quod cunnus! Immo!" For whatever weird, unknown reason, Luna did, indeed, start orgasm-talking in Latin. She pulled out the dildo slowly with magic, and brought it to her lips.

The pretty little Alicorn eyed the silver-colored object, a happy little grin on her face. Suddenly, she licked off a bit of precum from the shaft. Then, she took the whole member into her mouth, taking the entire 30-inch length! "Oh... Yehf... Yehf... Tahf fo goo!" She mubmled out, somehow not choking. That sexy little piece of ass took it out, and put it into her own asshole.

"Ah yes! Yah! Non prohibere! Immo! Placere non prohibere! Don't stop, Verge!" Verge was the only boyfriend Luna had ever had. She had been going out with him for several years until about the previous summer. What happened, you may ask? He got hit by a bus.

Luna was having her little fantasy here, enjoying herself, thinking Verge was still there. Now, if you know any French, than you might be thinking, "Does this idiot know that 'verge' is French for 'penis'?". Well, to answer your question, yes, I do know this.

Back to the story, you multi-lingual pervs.

Luna and Verge often enjoyed anal intercourse, especially mid-air. In fact, the whole reason Verge got hit by that fucking bus is because they were butt-fucking in the middle of the street one day. Now, before you ask, yes, this is legal, as in Equestria, there are no cultural/social norms that would prevent or illegalize public nudity or sex.

Finally, Luna shoved the opposite end into her sexy pussy, as it was a double-sided mariglade. She began panting and gasping even harder then she was before. Oh, I didn't mention the panting and gasping before? Too bad, fuck you.

Finally, it happened; Luna came.

The Sweet Juices of the Moon Princess came sprawling out all over the carpeting on her bedroom floor. She jerked the mariglade out and flung it to her bed. She laid there, panting, for several minutes, before recovering from the Most Amazing Orgasm she'd EVER had, and standing up.

She took the sex toy, licked some of her fluids from it, and cleaned it off before putting it in her third dresser drawer. "Good Night, my Beloved Penis." She got under her covers, and quickly fell asleep.

.....

At about Midnight, Celestia snuck out from her invisibility. "My little sister is missing her boyfriend?" The ugly-yet-caring Sun Princess whispered with pity. "I'll help her."

Suddenly, she began silently casting a spell that would temporarily transform her into the thing Luna wanted most right now. Starting at her head, her mane turned pure black, and her coat slowly faded into a faggot-blonde color. What, don't you know that faggots love blonde? Well, they do.

THEY FUCKING DO! FUCKING TRUE STORY!

Her eyes turned blue, her horn disappeared, and before long, her fake dick turned into a fucking real one. A real. Fucking. Breathing. Dick. Wait... Dicks do breathe, don't they? Let me check.

Okay, just checked Wikipedia - Dicks do, indeed, breathe.

Anyways, she had a real dick, the exact same size as Verge's penis. The only part of Incestia that remained the exact same was her small, unspoiled, tight, somehow appealing, little asshole. Good God, I want to stick my fucking dick up in that thing and TEAR IT APART!

She slowly got into the bed with Luna, looking exactly like Luna's ex boyfriend-with-benefits. She began snuggling Luna from behind. Suddenly, she got right in Luna's ear, and whispered,

"SAPRYZE BUTSECKS!"

Luna saw her lover's face, and grinned as he plunged erected penis into her anus, somehow still amazingly tight, despite all of the ass-play Luna had done in her time back from The Moon. She cried out in ecstasy, before Her Beloved suddenly pressed down against her throat a bit and mildly choked her.

"You remembered... How much I love... Being choked!" Luna gasped as she kissed his face weakly. Verge nodded, and said, "Anything for you, baby!" As he sped up his thrusts. Every single time he thrusted, he bottomed out, and when he pulled back, only the very wide, very moist glans remained in.

Luna couldn't stand it anymore in just her ass, so she forced him out, and guided him into her vagina. This excited him even more, so he pulled out Luna's sex toy, and pressed it into both her anus, and into his.

Luna gasped with a very wide grin on her face, and nodded weakly. Verge noticed Luna could barely breathe, so he brought his hooves up off of her throat a bit, so she wouldn't die.

Everytime he bottomed out, Verge slipped a little closer to the edge, the same with Luna. They couldn't stand much more, and before long, they needed to burst, both of them.

But they didn't.

Luna hadn't been with Verge for so long, she wanted to torture him a little and get as much as she could. So, she cast a little spell that made it to where she could release whenever she wanted, but Verge wouldn't be able to for 20 more minutes. She guided Verge's penis back out of her marehood, and back into her anus. It was even tighter now, and Luna could feel it all the way up in her belly.

I've done the same thing. It feels very good.

Finally, when she knew the time for the spell was almost up, Luna went ahead and released herself. Minutes later, Verge released finally, a huge explosion of cum blasting his dick and the toy out of Luna, leaving a trail of white deliciousness all over Luna's belly and chest.

Luna was so tired, both from the extended orgasm AND the magic the spell took, so she passed out as soon as she grinned one more time at Verge.

Celestia's disguise disappeared right after her sister fell asleep, and she grinned lovingly at her little sibling. She began to walk away, but then stopped when she heard Luna mumble, "Let me dream like this again..." In her sleep. Celestia stepped back over Luna, and, imitating Verge's voice, whispered, "Of course, baby. I'll be with you again tomorrow night."

And with that, Celestia went to her own bedroom, crawled under her own covers, and went to sleep.

Good Night.

Author's Note

Yep, I'm gonna do this story legit and keep it up. Got a problem with it?