I recommend reading this with Morgan Freeman's voice as the narrator for his voices makes every text that much more enjoyable.

Applejack drinks hard apple cider. Exactly NOTHING unexpected happens. Everything is fine, Ponyville is not destroyed, Discord and Chrysalis are not dancing around a fire while Celestia is hog-tied in a large cauldron of broth while Luna is playing dubstep in the background.

Nothing wrong happens here. Move along.