My life as a pony

by lightning strike

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Slice of Life
Length: 967

my oc, lightning strike, going through life in ponyville.

My oc, lightning strike, going through life in ponyville.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-10 22:09:26 UTC

The Ponyville games

                      I awoke to the sound of a horn being blown outside. I groaned and crawled out of bed. I looked out of the window. It was still dark out. I saw the ditzy at my door with a letter. I put my watch on and galloped down to the door. I opened the door and ditzy handed me my letter.

                                                           "thanks ditz" I said opening the letter.

                                                            " your welcome" she replied.

                                                             I closed the door and went and sat on the couch. I started to read the letter. It said.

                                                dear, lightning strike

                                                             You have been invited to the ponyville games.the first game will be team air soft.

                                                     If you get hit five times your out. your autonaticaly out if someone gets you in the head

                                                     so watch your rear end. The second game will be something i like to call " pony vs pony."

                                                     in pony vs pony, one pony versus the other pony. they can beat them up, throw them far

                                                     away, or just plain out use your cutie mark or wings or horn as your advantage.The third

                                                     game is called " hunter ". one pony will hunt the other ponies and the other ponies can't fight back. you will choose ONE weapon to use.If you hit them once, they are out.in all of these games you have to stay inside ponyville. The grand prize will be revealed to the winner.

                                                                                                         sincerly,

                                                                                                                      mayor mare

                                                      My mouth dropped. The Ponyville games? HELL YEAH! I slammed open the door and started galloping to the stage to see when the games will begin. it said in 5 minutes the games will begin. I sat there waiting......waiting......waiting....... and waiting. " WELCOME FILLYS AND GENTLECOLTS, TO THE 10TH PONYVILLE GAMES EVER" a voice said.

                                                              " GAME 1:TEAM AIRSOFT.THE RULES WERE SAID IN THE LETTER BUT THERE IS ONE MORE RULE: NO FLYING OR MAGIC!" suddenly my wings were taken away. " fuck you man" I muttered.

                                                   " NOW GO GET YOUR AIRSOFT GUNS FROM THAT TABLE AND PICK AT TEAM OF 3" the mysterious voice commanded.

                                                    I grabbed two shotguns, dual pistols, a bandolier and my favorite one of them all, an m16.

                                                    "hell yeah, now this is gonna be awesome, now time to pick a team" i muttered.

                                                     I saw vinyl scratch pair up with octavia and then i saw the perfect partner: Rainbow dash.

                                                     I called out to her " hey rainbow, wanna be on my team?". " heck yeah! " she called out.

                                                     time for another teamate...... oooohhhhh pinkie pie is still open.

                                                     I called out to pinkie " HEY PINKIE WANNA BE ON MY TEAM!?".  "LET'S HAVE A PARTY!" she replied. i take that as a yes. " ASSEMBLE TEAMS!" the still mysterious voice yelled. we got in a group and waited to be teleported to different areas of ponyville. I got out my dual shotguns and said " let's do this.". we suddenly got teleported and i saw where we were. The library. i looked over to rainbow dash who had a heavy machine gun and i gave her a dumbfounded look. i sighed and heard and door creak. i looked downstairs and i saw twilight come in with an assualt rifle. i mouthed the words " get down" to rainbow dash and pinkie. i waited for her to come up the stairs. i put away one shotgun and now i just had one out. The creaking got louder. i saw her come around the corner and BAM! she imediantly was teleported to the box of losers. i heard the door creak even more and i heard 2 pairs of hooves. when they saw her gun on the floor they slowly started up the stairs. suckers! i pulled out my other shotgun and..... BAM BAM! both the ponies were sent to the losers box. " TEAM SPARKLE IS OUT OF PLAY!" the mysterious voice announced.

                                                            I heard a door open behind me and rainbow and pinkie were still hiding. I saw princess trollestia standing there with dual heavy machine guns. " OH SHIT " I yelled. i then dove behind cover and saw bullets flying. DAMNIT HOW DID SHE GET IN THE CONTEST! i couldn't take this anymore. I simply stood and made her face taste airsoft for the win. she was imediantly teleported. great. this really was a fine mess. I suddenly heard " ALL BUT TWO TEAMS REMAIN! YOU MAY NOW USE THE POWER OF YOUR CUTIE MARKS!" i grinned at that. my cutie will be doom for them. i looked out a window and saw the last team. vinyl, octavia and for some reason scootaloo was on their team. i had an idea. I let my mind be calm. suddenly my mane and tail glowed yellow and my hooves had a golden arua. i jumped out the window and taunted them with faces. " how rude " octavia said and simply took her pistol and shot at me. evrything was in slow motion. i went under the bullet and it was centimeters from my face. I grinned evily. i started to run up to the group and i took my hoof and punded it into the ground. suddenly a dark cloud was overhead. lightning striked at my location and the whole team was blasted to the losers box. this left me on the ground, trying to catch my breath. " TEAM MUSIC CHICKENS WAS ELIMENATED! THE TEAM 2 PEGASI 1 EARTH PONY WINS!" hey i couldn't think of a better name. time for game 2.

                                                 QUICK POLL TIME! WHO SHOULD I FIGHT IN PONY VS PONY? IT CAN'T BE ANY OC PONY!LEAVE A COMMENT TELLING WHICH PONY I SHOULD FIGHT. LIGHTNING STRIKE OUT!