Blueblood's big break

by Sushi4477

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Prince Blueblood, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1592

Will prince Blueblood ever change his ways? Or does he need a lesson from Celestia herself?

Prince Blueblood's ego is larger than his brain. He is mean, egotistical and proud.
Princess Luna has decided to give him a lesson, in the funniest way posible. She,Celestia and a friend from Ponyville have decided to do practical jokes on the hardheaded prince. Will he finnaly learn his lesson?

My second fanfic, please rate and comment!

Published 2013-03-01 01:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-01 21:18:56 UTC

Chapter 1

"My fault?! Oh no dear aunt, it was definitely not MY fault!" Blueblood stated, flipping a lock of his flawless golden hair. He and Celestia had been arguing for twenty minutes straight on the events of the gala.

"Blueblood, your actions led to the poor mare getting angry! Do you realize she is the bearer of the element of Generosity?! Blueblood? Oh in the name of Equestria..." She pulled the stallion who was distracted fixing his hair in the large mirror by the door.

"Blueblood! I've had enough of your behaviour. This is the fifth mare that has complained to me about you! A real gentlecolt never behaves this way with a lady and its not only That. You rarely show up to royal meetings or events and chose to go to parties instead! " She narrowed her eyes and Blueblood sighed.

"Aunt, it isn't my fault. I dont want to sit for three hours discussing the color of the tablecloth for the royal dining hall. I'm telling you that those "ladies" had no idea of who I was! You should have seen how she spoke, ugh,"

Celestia sighed, a sudden urge to slap him came up to her. "Blueblood," she said in an effort to keep her calm. " you are the prince of the unicorns, it is a great title and I will be more than happy to give it to your sister-"

Blueblood gasped, his eyes widening "No! Dont give it to her Aunt, BlueCrystal is an utter idiot! She makes the words dumb blond a compliment! Please..." He kneeled before her. "I'll do anything!"

Celestia sighed. "Fine then, The throne is still yours, for now." Blue Crystal was a complete moron sadly. "But one more complain and the throne goes to BlueCrystal, and remember to be a perfect gentlecolt or forget about parties."

As Blueblood happily skipped out of her study, Celestia sighed and let her head hit her desk. 'I cannot believe he is the next in line for the unicorn throne...' She thought. A soft knock was heard, "Come in." Celestia said without removing her head from the desk.

"So, you let him go..." It was Luna, she was trying to hold a smile. "Smooth sister, real smooth."

Celestia groaned, "what was I suposed to do? I can't give the throne to BlueCrystal, the filly is as dumb as a pile of rocks. I may as well give up now, that colt will never learn his lesson."

Luna smiled. "Don't be so sure sister." Celestia lifted her head

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, that we can teach him a lesson. Remember when we where fillies and you had a reputation as a prankster, Trollestia?"
Luna grinned and nudged her with her hoove. "You remember don't you?"

Celestia's eyes looked at Luna completely confused. Slowly, they began to widen and a smile began to apear. The princess was smiling mischievously like a small filly. "Oh, Luna, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "

It was Luna's turn to smile. "Yes I am, but we need help and I know just who to ask." She levitated a parchment in the air and began writing something, when she was finished she showed it to Celestia who nodded. Celestia took the parchment and disapeared it in the air via Spike. This was going to be epic.

A few days later Princess Luna and Celestia awaited at the train station.
"Luna, this has been your best idea since those moonpies you created a few decades ago. " Celestia comented.

Luna nodded. "I know, wait here she comes"
The train stopped right before the princesses, and a soft layer of smoke apeared. As the doors slid open, Luna was smiling broadly and excitedly. A crowd rustled and walked away, shooting excited looks the monarchs. Luna tapped her hoove impatiently and Celestia sighed bored.

Then a figure apeared in the door, a bright pink hit them all of a sudden acompanied with an excited voice.
"Okey Doki Loki! Thanks mister train dude!" Pinky Pie hopped forward and looked at the princesses smiling. "You mentioned something about a master prank with prince Blueblood, I am at your service your majesty!"

Celestia smiled at her and then looked at Luna. "This shall be fun." She said simply, Pinky giggled and pulled out a pairr of glasses with a mustache on,

"Lets do it," she said on a serious voice to no one.

"Uh, Pinky who are you talking to?" Luna asked Pinky.

"Oh, its a little hard to explain. Thats a story for another day, first we need to find prince blueblood."
The sisters looked at each other and shrugged as they followed Pinky to the Castle.

"Well, Pinky Pie. What do you have planned for Blueblood?" Luna asked. Pinky removed her fake glasses and smiled happily at the princess of the night.

"Well, I don't know. We can dye his hair orange, I did it to a friend of mine once and it was hillarious. Or we can leave a bucket of ink in his door and just wait for him to open it- "

"Pinky," Celestia interrupted. "Those are exceptional ideas, but this is BlueBlood, it has to be something that hits him roght where it hurts." She looked at Luna "Please dont tell anyone I said that..."

Luna raised an eyebrow. "Wow, the princess of day is so nice..."

"Anyways..." Celestia interrupted. "What about we do this," Celestia pulled out a large, elaborate blueprint from under the table.

Pinky's jaw dropped. "That... Is the master prank... It's... Beautiful..." She wiped a tear from her eye.

Luna looked at her sister "Holy horsehooves, Celestia did you do this?"

"Indeed, I planned it last night. I was hoping you could help us with this master plan Pinky," Pinky clapped her hooves toguether,

"Well let's get started! You!" She pointed at a guard, "get me a large hammer, and You!" She gestured to another guard.
"Get me some rope, ducktape and a peice of wood and you!" She looked at the last guard.
"Get me a bottle of sarsaparrila, we are going to be here for a while!"
Celestia's eyes met her sister's and they smiled as Pinky started giving orders.

"Blueblood, get ready for some revenge. They dont call me Trollestia for nothing!" Celestia said to herself. Luna brohooved her sister and they got to work.

Chapter 2

It had been four hours since the princesses and the prankster had started their work. Finnaly they stared at their master piece smiling and breathing heavily. Pinkie held the blueprints on her hooves while Celestia and Luna beamed with pride.

Before them stood a beautiful gazebo, decorated with all kinds of flowers and made from the lovliest of wood. The top was domed and colored light cream in the inside. It could hold candles on the railway and the floor was made out of the finest of all woods. It was certain to attract any couple who wanted to dance in the moonlight or for a gentlecolt to propose marriage.

"Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinky exclaimed."It's finished, exactly as it was planned."

"And what about you know what?" Celestia asked not taking her eyes off the structure.

"Of course I did that too! "Pinkie said

"Now we just need a really beautiful mare who can act..." Luna hummed.

Celestia grunted. "I forgot about that part..."

Pinkie suddenly leaped into the air, gasping loudly. The shock made both monarchs jump.
"I've got it!" She sped at almost unatural speed towards the castle and back with a peice of paper and a pencil.
"I know a pony who can help! She is the second cousin of my third uncle twice removed's half sister. She is an actress and she can totally help us!" Pinkie scribbled something down and handed it to Celestia.

"Dear Comedy, I need your help for a part in the royal castle infront of the princess herself. Its going to be epic! Love Pinkie" Celestia read the short note and looked at Pinkie.
"Are you certain its going to work?" Luna peeked at the letter.

"Puh-lease, she is a Manehattan Actress! They are ALWAYS broke and desperate for work, I think I should have stopped writing right after 'I need your help for a part.' Just give it a sec-"
Pinkie was interrupted by a spark in the air, it was another letter to Pinkie.

"Told ya," She said smiling. Celestia opened the letter and cleared her throat.

"'Dear Pinkie, I would be delighted to perform for the princess, it will be such a great honor. Please see me in the train station in ten minutes. Attentively, Comedia Arabesque. Fine arts performer.' Well..."

Pinkie whistled loudly, two guards marched forwards in perfect symetry. "Okay, listen up. Send a chariage to the Canterlot Station ASAP!"

"Yes miss Pie." Both replied at the same time. Suddenly both guards disapeared back into the castle. Luna cocked her head.

"Wow, it took a month for my guards to do that withtout questioning me..." She looked down at Pinkie and the turned to Celestia. "How does she do that?"

Celestia shrugged and followed Pinkie into the castle. Ready to greet their new guest.

"Oh right, now she ignores me. 'Oh Luna I stopped fitting in my favorite dress, Wah!'" She exagerated her sister's voice then followed both of them inside grumbling.

Author's Note

Okay, this is the second chapter. I know its short but I wanted to add suspense to it. Rate and comment!