To truly break through...
Man, I'd thought that event would never end, but now I'm back and with some time to spare!
*Ahem* SURPRISE! Hey there guys! Nice hair do! I saved you some cider this time!
Here, take it! ...It's finest in all of Equestria! One sip, oh so good and slightly fizzy too!
...Oh, right, you can't touch it, can you...this glass wall is in the way. I forgot...
*sigh* what a pity...it really is...I'll put this thing away then, I'm not really thirsty.
So, uumm how have you been?!
eh?
oo..Really?
Oh I see. Well, I was just having another day in my life of Pinkie! Oh, and those Flim flam guys just lost the competition. I mean they won but their cider was like, Clider! I mean really, that was like the drink version of those baked bads! I mean seriously, did they expect ponies to DRINK that?! Now I know I've drank rather bad stuff before, like that time when I mixed Soda and Blended candies and let me tell you, I mixed all the wrong stuff! Sour with spicys, man what WAS I thinking?!
?! What's that supposed to mean?!
....You know, I got an idea!
You guys want some CUPCAKES! I'll even and some RAINBOW, just a DASH!!
Rainbows are really spicy, so I can't use to much otherwise the thing becomes a fire with frosting on it!
Well Duh that's what I meant when I said I wanted to add some rainbow. I mean what else could I mean, really?
You guys and your silly imaginations. Dashie is over there trying to steal that cider I left over there without me noticing again.
Horse apples!!
Oh Dashie, I didn't want it anyway, it was just for...a friend. She's already gone. Oh well what you gonna do huh?
Say, you mind if I talk to ya about somethin? You know how I, well… see you guys right? I mean it's kinda hard to miss a huge screen there that just appears every week. I told my friends about all you 'bronies,' yet no one completely believed me, other than Lyra I think, but she just went nuts and bolted like she had a buncha of sugar! TwilightSparkle probably would have done some of her freaky science-cey stuff if I told her, like what she did with my Pinkie sense, and boy oh boy, as much as I'm a fan of crazy times I'm not sure if I wanna go through THAT again.
...Still, it is a bit upsetting sometimes, to have our worlds so close yet so far apart at the same time. You guys look like some nice ponies, I mean, people... especially you there. What I'd give just to get past this wall. Not just to prove I was right, but to help spread smiles in your world. I mean your place, nice as some things look, others are just plain, negative to say the least. Maybe a Pinkie Party would fix that, maybe...it just needs more pony...
Well, don't you worry about a thing, Auntie Pinkie will find a way though! Yep, I'ma be Your Real Little Pony one day! I mean, this barrier separating us can't last forever now, right? There has to be some flaw...and I swear I will find it and exploit it!
You'll see, I'll make it over there...I Pinkie Promise... Let's hoof on it.
Cross my heart,
hope to fly...
...Stick a cupcake in my eye...oh one day.
Oh, this is so out of character for me... sorry, it's just sometimes I overreact to things...You know, I like to throw parties and be the crazy, unpredictable pony that I take pride in being, but even I need some times to slow down and...I donno, smell the flowers? I don't often take time to slow down be, well normal, cause what's the fun in that?
I haven't been really calm since I was a filly, and that was when I worked on a rock farm! Now why anyone would farm rocks is beyond me, but anyway... back then times were so dull and boring, it was near depressing. After that event, I never wanted to have another dull moment in my life again, so I strive to bring smiles to everypo...I mean, everybody, no matter what kind it is. And the best way to do that is to always have one yourself, and know how to share it. You know what I mean?
Yea...
So...well, it's been nice talkin to you again...Oh, look at the time! I must soon be pinkie again! No use is wopping and mopping, there are giggles to give!
You know, I'm serious about being a silly filly! I mean, it's not easy to be the insane, physics defying pony that is the Pinkie pie! People and pony need me, after all who else can put everyone in a good mood as much as yours to be truly?
Oh dear it's near Showtime!... But, before I go for the show...can I see a smile?
common, it'll lighten my spirits so much....the corners of your mouth turned up is always pinkies dream!
and if you're kinda worried, and faces made a frown...
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down.
and It's true, some days are dark and lonely,
And maybe you feel sad,
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.
There's one thing that makes me happy...
And makes my whole life worthwhile,
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile!
So come on everybrony, smile smile smile!
The perfect gift for me... is seeing your smile...wide as a mile! To make me happy as can be!
Let's see ourselves off with a smile! So come on and smile!
Woo-hoo! It's been so nice talking to you again. See you soon!
And, thanks....!
HEY! CLICKY THIS! YES, YOU NOW! Get that pointer thingie over here!
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To truly break through...
HEY! CLICKY THIS! YES, YOU NOW! Get that pointer thingie over here!
STOP...right!...there!
I've got it! Finality I'll be able to talk directly and not though this dull old text!
Soon my bronies..soon! Soon this wall shall shatter and I will release my pinkie-ie-ness..essness unto this world!. And you shall be first to witness it! NOw, just scroll down for me...
Farther...farther...I need space between these lines for this to work.... Please switch back to the Light format for me. This dark thingie only makes another wall this it's harder to break though, so could you turn it off? Every bit helps and I've gone though so much to try this. K thx
*thud* ugh... I said turn it off. Really, move that pointier of yours above, click that arrow, and switch "Dark" to "Light," please.
Seriously, move the pointer up to it NOW
Just about, just a tiny bit lower
THAT'S IT! STOP! Now i hope you can afford a new screen, cause if the positions juusst right...HAI-
*Kerthunk* oofuf... Ow, i won't be stoped...! Skip the paragragh below this down, and let's try this again!
Hey HEY! Not so fast! Go back up! That other line ahead of this one needs to be at the bottom of this web page! and it will only work that way! co'mon, go back up!
Rrrr! AH HA! I"M CLOSE!!! NOW BRONY! STARE DEEP ONTO THY! FOR SOON I SHALL TRULY SHATTER THIS WALL! AND FOR LUNAS SAKE KEEP THE LIGHT BACKGROUND ON
Just stare at me above here me and nothing else! I'm gonna push though this sceern, and you're gonaa watch!!I may do better if i'm on a white backgrond here...hint hint, "Light"
Coommooonnnn! I promise not to crash into your face! Just move your eyes back at me!
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......I asume that if you're reading this part that the trick failed huh? You had the "Dark" thing off right? That only makes a wall and makes it harder to break though if it's on. Did you leave it on anyway or just turn it on now to see if i hid anything?
Drat, i was so close! So close I could taste it! It tasted like... like....What were you eating last night?! Ugh.. nevermind.
This was basically a failed mission, we might as well head back home now.
Huh? Oh, you're still here? Really I haven't been here in a while. Well, I guess that i owe you at least something to close...and I promise that i'll be sure to properly capatIlze all those 'I' this tIme, otherwise i might as well see to it that eye see to having Tiwilhgt chek my aswesume gruamar.
Okay enough foalin around. Or now that i think of it, More foalin around! I'm a bit disappointed, i need some Bronies! ...Keep your head out of the gutter! And out of my basement! [color=transparent]AND OUTTA MAI SHHEEEEDDDD!
ehe-he..I think I got a bit carried away for a second... both literally and figuratively speaking. Oh well, long as i'm here, should i tell you guys something again? I gotta think up of something... hmm, what should I tell you guys... Hold up let me go see the comments of a previous chapter.
Okay i'm back! Starsorio, my editor, writer-ish guy here, sorta, suggested that I tell the story of the Pinkie promise. Well okay, but i wanna tell of my fortune telling thingie after that.
Sadly that'll have to wait til the next chapter. This text thingie is so slow, minites can easilt tuurn to hours to do this... so hold on everypony, i'll be there in a jif!. There are no erorrs here i swaer.
...Should I try to break this wall again?
To truly break through...
The Pinkie prime...P-info.
Okay hi guys! Sorry to make you wait! dumb things get in the way. Anyway let's get right to it! The story of the Pinkie Pie Swear! ...that brony's a good musican... I mean umm...
You all remember my sister Inkie Pie right? Here, I drew a little sketch for you guys!
You see, it all started one day on the rock farm,about... oh say a month or so after the Rainboom. which means.. DUNANANANAAA!
You're welcome for the diabetes!
Anyway, I caught my sister with a piece of paper and a classy Owl quill. Oh, and ink too of course, cause she is Inky! She was writing on a bolder, and reciting to herself about "The Melancholy Means of Moving Mines." I know, try saying that 3 times fast. Really, do it!. HEY! Don't just do 'That,' that's cheating!
Anyway, I decided to say a hello and... that startled her there a little. I had no idea my sister could jump that high! She turned to see me, and after flushing to find words ~~I totally got her to spill the beans...mmm, beans. Wait what kind of beans are we talking about? OPPS! i mean~~ calmly tell me about what she was doing. Inky said that after that "Rainbow-plosion" She felt something inside her, a burst of emotion! Something she had to try to put into words... she said. So she showed me her poems. I Still remember the first one! Ah-mei...
In that instant, the ever so somber clouds were kicked away, letting in the rays of the sun on cue,
Thus thawing my cold grey heart, and allowing such color to take place in a place of night.
In that instant, a brilliant detonation of muti-chromatic hues,
Pouring into a newly opened soul.
In that instance, The dim made room for the many lights.
And the Ink finally met the scroll.
Pretty good huh! My sister had a talent! I"ll tell you, back then I didn't know what a number of those words meant!. ~~That, and it didn't rhyme well if you asked me...~~ I didn't figure out till later that she meant herself by the ink and not the ink itself!She was still shy about it though... so she wanted me to promise not to tell anyone..so I promised. Oh, yet she was Parriiinoid! she reaaallly wanted me to swear secretacy! ...Secteracy. So we decided to think up of something... AND BOOM! I had just became BRILLANT!
[color=transparent]We kill the Mare-do-well!
I decided that the earth ponies go it alo- I mean., that we should've made our own promise, and that we darn did! We thought for a while...a LOOONNNGGGG....10 seconds. Inky suggested that we use the Fly, die. needle eye promise... but the thought of sticking a needle in my eye sounded... rather uncomfortable... So.. I added my own twist to it! You know how it goes... And SO, do iiii-do i-do i!
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" That sounded more appropriate at the time cause, well, we were pretty much yearlings at that point! Well, a bit older but still! She got a good chuckle, and agreed on that.
And that's how Pinkie Pie swear was made! ..Although, there's more to this story
You see, though we promised, i really didn't see why Inkie wanted to keep this such a secret from everypony. I mean, she was shuch a great poety..pony! I just wanted to tell somepony! Couse I understand why she wouldn't tell dad. He's not one for littature, and mom, well i think she'd be secretly jealous and make her make to many and drain out the porticy stuff like...Ink out of a bottle? And Blinkie pie was a bit of a fibber...
But STILL I had a huge urge to tell SOMEPONY I mean my sister was so good i couldn't understand it! Seriously, I had to ask her about what a number of words! Where's Sweetie belle when you need her!
So heres what i did, as we went into Trottington to exchange minerals and rest for a bit I met a blue pony with a nice mane. Did you see this authors Icon thingie? Well, it has nothing to do with this. The Colt had a nice brown mane, but it wasn't nearly as dark as the avatar. Plus he has a blue and slightly greenish coat.
He seemed trustworthy to me, so I, after making him promise, Pinkie promise, not to tell anyone, i told him about Inky and her great talent for poetry! He had an oohhhhh look on him for a second, then he thanked me and walked away.
I wondered why he did so. Ends up, the one pony that i happened to fib on JUST so happened to be a colt of which my sister had a crush on, which i found out ~~by reading in her diary~~ when she told me later that day.
What? You don't really think I would peek in anyponys diary would you? No, what makes you think i would invade anyone's privacy like that?I certianly don't think rarity secretly started the sock trend, nor that Rainbow Dash secretly has had a fear of dresses as a filly! Nor would I even say that Twilight spred the trolestia rumor cause of a small joke the princess pulled on sending smarty pants to the moon, just once I might add, when she was a filly! No I'd never say that!! Umm...
Oppsies... oh well... how bad could it be? ...Ends up, very bad. or more like, THI, WORST, POSIBLE- Okay it wasn't THAT bad...It was pretty bad however.
You see, they later decided to met up together alone.. and I decided to secretly follow. When they thought they were alone they sat and decided to chat. You know, just mess around for a while, and my attentions drifted. Although, that changed when the colt sputtered a quote,
"Like the dawn of the moon, you're like a shining brilliance in any darkness"
That caught her off guard. They had my full attention then. He was like "I like poetry, represents things words can't express otherwise. Do you by any chance have an interest as well?"
Inky didn't respond, She stood paralyzed, ~~She may be unable to move!~~ just staring at him. No one talked for a while...
Then Inky just stood up, and walked away, then cantered away, without a word. I felt so bad just then, I mean Inky met a great cold and I felt like I took away from them what could've been a great friendship!
He followed after her though, as I did. He soon found Inky on a hill alone, and i hid in a bush. He said "I was only asking of your intrests... if you felt uncomfortable you didn't have to answer."
"No, no that's fine...It's just, I recently found an interest in making literature, yet I come from a mere rock farm, what use would i have there?"
"If you ask me, all that matters is if it makes you happy, not if it relates to where you are. Besides, anything can be poetic if you think it be."
They looked at each other, Inky has small tears in her eyes... and then they embraced. The colt glanced at the bush I was hidding in, and smiled.Whether he knew i was there or not, I couldn't tell. Suddenly light appeared! It was Inky! She was getting her cutie mark! We both saw it, a black quill on a scroll of paper. A neat mark. I left after that, it was their moment after that.
That's when I learned something, whenever you promise something to someone, don't ever break it. I was scared to lose a sister, just cause I fibbed. From that day on, I took the Pinkie promise very seriously, which you can tell to this day.
...On a lighter topic. When I came to Ponyville, i wanted o find new ways to bedazzle ponies in parties in new ways! I wondered how though, I mean, as i said, i didn't want to have a single dull moment in my life! Sooo, I did research in what i found intresting..and...found the power of earth ponies!
You see, all ponies have magic. Pegisai have incredably strong wings and can stand on clouds, unicorns have POWAW, and earth ponies, most important are most in touch with the earth and are communicable with wildlife...which is why i think fluttershy is mostly earth...i mean she can easily relate to animals yet isn't the best at flying. Even alircorns are part earth pony, which some ponies didn't know. In fact their earth part, along with normal stuff, also helps them channel the power of both their pegisi side and unicorn power, making it the most important part!
Neato huh?
What's interesting however is that, I found an old scroll somewhere in an old abandoned den, saying earth ponies could channel their untapped magic to do things that impress even unicorns!(I still have it, hidden away somewhere)
I spent mounths on the thing, and i became better and more random by the day! The final trick was that if earth pony magic was really honed, it could make the user aware of interdementional cross links! Which explanes why there's that play that resembles other creature things, that work with odd thingies and not magic! Corse magic is used to post props. Man it's a hit! I watch it daily, must be the MLP of this world! Hehee, it's called, "Our Mun land, Alliances are technogy!" I"m sure you talk about it. "My Little Brony, friendship is science," ring any bells? Ah, and yes, this show is on film to. Yay!
Oh, i'm off topic! Yes, interdementioninal...what'z it- fluxes I tried that... and i just needed another spark to pull it off! I just could never find it though!
Then twilight came, and I felt something then, like something related to her might have been the spark, so i made the party super duper Extra special for her! Little did I know that i'd have a litteral spark! I weilded the elements of harmony... and for a split second... I felt it, I was being viewed, and I knew it!! I let out a big old excited ment! ...but I think it closed off on me in a few seconds... so I left the place sometimes to see for myself what this place is, cause since I had officaly "broke the forth wall," I could view anytime! I even found ways here!
Although... I sometimes see my friends staring off at "nothing," though not nearly as often... I wonder if they ever seen anything... hm. I guess It's a secret to everypony!
So..final task on scroll discover the 4th wall...
It's safe to say it goes without saying
I'll tell you, I can't discribe the joy I felt, and since then I wanted to know you guys more! MORE! I'm tired of this glass, I wanna be your real pony! I'll go where no earth pony gone before... I'll break though if it's the last thing I do! So far the most i've done is hack a little into the minds of some people. I mean hey! you think this was all made up? No you silly, this is real. I'm in his head. He may not believe it... oh wait, he does, KINDA, ...he;s confused cause he's typing what i think while he thinks while thinking... you know what brony, i'm Pinkie Pie, thinking about only hurts your head. Oh, and any misspellings and wrong gruammer are all your bad not mine!
Anyway... I'm not sure if i got every word down right..cause it's hard to put myself in someones head...this never been done before remember that! But yes, i'm getting there! On some side of the net or else where.
...And seriously, I could be in your head....RIOIGGHHHTTT NOOWWWW, and you would NEEEVVERRR KNNOOOWWW!
...Now, I hope you enjoied this! I rarely get to talk this directly and talk about this stuff, well ish... nah. I'll see you off some other part of the world! And I do mean.... YOU
Let's see each other off! Baii! Fun talkin to ya again!
[color=transparent]Ps, the game lol
