Thunderlane turned the doorknob and stepped inside. He tried to slam the door shut, but somepony stopped it and followed him inside.
-"Vinyl ? What the hay are you doing here ?"
The white unicorn stumbled, the champagne she drank at the party blurring her vision.
"I hate sleeping a-alone, so I followed you," she said, as if it should have been obvious to the pegasus.
"But you can't stay here! I don't have any free bed, since my brother's home...
- Don't worry", she said in her usual sweet and friendly tone, "I don't mind sharing your bed. I don't take a lot of space."
"But why didn't you just stay at Flitters' ? There's a lot of ponies comating back there, I'm sure one more wouldn't have made a difference." She had closed the door now and was starting to wander in the living room, while he followed her, still talking.
"I can't, someone busted the toilets and the whole house smells like shit.
- But it-" she turned around and kissed him deeply, for several seconds, before pulling back, a single string of saliva hanging between their mouths.
"It's so much better when you don't talk."
She didn't let him time to answer and jumped on his bed, the springs shrieking under her weight. The unicorn looked at the white stains on the sheets and let out a soft laugh. Thunderlane blushed as he remembered he hadn't washed them for a while.
"Don't you worry, I'm dirty too."
With that, she slipped under the blanket and moaned loudly, the cold, smooth fabric rubbing against her fur.
For a moment he pondered about sleeping standing on all fours, like their ancestors used to. However he was still dizzy from all the partying and as soon as he closed his eyes, the earth seemed to spin incontrollably. With a groan Thunderlane followed her on the bed and pushed the DJ away from his side. It was a small, single pony bed and she soon rolled back, snuggling against his side.
"Vinyl, move it." He said, annoyed; she smelled like wine and... sugar. The pegasus soon realized that she was already asleep, and no matter how much he pushed the unicorn away she'd always roll back. After a few minutes of that game, he gave up and passed an arm over her head instead to get comfortable. They looked a bit like lovers, and he had a thought about Cloud Chaser, his girlfriend, but he was too drunk to really care and he didn't do anything bad really. She shifted her head and rest it on his muscled torso. A loud fart erupted from her ass and filled the room with a strong scent of rotten eggs.
He woke up to the sound of somepony regurgitating. When he looked down, he realized it was ingurgitating.
His dick.
He ripped out the blanket to find the DJ looking at him in the eyes while bobbing her head up and down the top half of his member. She smilled and tickled the tip with her tongue, making him flinch.
"Vinyl what the fuck ?" He looked at the alarm clock ; 3:32am.
She lowered slowly her head on his shaft, swallowing it all, until her nose hit his pelvis; only then she pulled back, letting the black anaconda flop on his belly with a wet sound. She licked her lips and looked at him.
"What ?
- What what ? My brother is sleeping in the next room, and the walls are really thin, and I was sleeping too, and- dammit ! Why did you thought it'd be ok to blow me? In my sleep!" He tried to look angry, but he had to whisper and she kept rubbing his cock despite how much he tried to push her away. "I have a girlfriend, for Celestia's sake!" He tried to make her feel guilty by saying that, but she didn't seem to care.
The white pony looked at him for a few seconds, then lowered her mouth back around the tip of his stallionhood and suckled on it like a baby on his mother's teats. He groaned and remembered about the thin walls.
"Stop it! You'll wake my brother up !"
That finally got her off his member. She licked her lips again, and glanced at him seductively :
"How old is he?
- What? NO!
- What's the problem?" She asked, one of her brow raised, one hoof slowly rubbing up and down his dick, and still both eyes on him.
"You can't just blow me in my sleep!
- Oh, right. Sorry. I'll wake you up before next time." With that, she wrapped her tender lips around it and started gobbling it all up. She forced a moan out of him, while he tried to pull her off his cock. She let go of it finally, but a second too late ; the stallion felt the oh so familiar rush of adrenaline and pleasure. His lovemeat bounced back from Vinyl's mouth to his head and he got a few drops of his own seed on the side of his cheek. He arched his back as the rest of it flowed out on his lower stomach and pubic area. The unicorn giggled and wrapped her lips over his stallionhood again, tearing him a few moans.
Suddenly, the doorknob clicked and someone opened the door. Thunderlane, fidel to his name, quickly grabbed the blanket and forced it over his hind legs and Vinyl, his still hard prick twitching as it was pushed deep in Vinyl's throat.
"Big brother, I heard some noise..." said Rumble, quietly walking in his chamber.
Thunderlane tried to smile innocently and he thought he was actually convincing, considering he was getting a blowjob, but Vinyl coughed as she gagged on him. He panicked and acted just like he hadn't heard anything, but Rumble had.
"Did... somepony jusy cough?" Asked Rumble, looking around the dark room, surprised. He seemed to notice a bump under the blanket but he looked away when he saw Thunderlane staring at him.
"I didn't hear anyth-" she coughed again. Rumble turned back to him, surprised, as Thunderlane brought one hoof to his mouth. He coughed himself a few times, to convince his brother.
"Yeah, uh, I caught a cold.
- But we're in summer."
He came again, right in Vinyl's throat. Her could feel her drowning in semen, but she didn't move and didn't make it too obvious for his brother to see.
"Summer cold. It happens to some ponies."
His brother eyed him, clearly not convinced. How could he have been? Thunderlane acted innocently though, and pointed to the door.
"So... sweet dreams, lil' bro.
- Nighty night..." he turned around, and said just as he closed the door : "By the way, you have a little something on your cheek."
The door was slamed shut as Thunderlane licked his cheek with his tongue, tasting the salty, gooey mixture. He forgot about that.
The blanket flew away and Vinyl emerged, taking a long, huge... breath. She panted and spit a few times on his stomach, to get his cum out of her airway.
"Well... now you owe me one, big boy.
- I'm really sorry about that, Vinyl... he would've ratted out to Cloud Chaser for sure. What do y- what ARE you doing?"
She climbed on top of him, slowly, running her tongue across his body as she crawled up, finally circling his mouth and biting his lips before pulling back. She laid over him panting as she told him:
"Just taking my hard-earned reward..." She rubbed her slit against his dick, still erect and wet from her saliva.
"Stop it, Vinyl! I was thinking about, maybe, some help around your house, like gardening, or-" He was cut short when she kissed him again while forcing his stallionhood inside her.
"You had your fun," she said as she broke the kiss. "Now, it's my turn."
He broke the kiss and rolled, bringing her under him.
"Oh, so you're a dom? I always thought you were more of a sub...
- What? Look,"he said, or rather panted, since she was still imprisoning his prick in her body. She giggled and tickled him by clenching her vagina. "It's over." He shook her off him for good, and she fell face first on the floor. He pulled back the blanket and crawled on his side of the bed, using it as an armor.
When Vinyl came back to her senses, she hopped on the bed, but a cold look convinced her to keep her hooves off Thunderlane.
For now. She masturbated till she fell asleep right next to him.
Thunderlane was near a wide lake, eating toasts and drinking wine with Rarity. As time went on, he was starting to get more daring, kissing her hoof, then her arm, and his lips crawled up to her neck. She giggled and slightly opened her tender lips for a lover's kiss. Eager, he slowly approached his mouth, and just as he closed it around the dressmaker's, he felt a faint breeze rush on his face. Rarity's lips transformed into an anus, and her face into asscheeks.
It smelled kinda like a rotted apple core dipped in dragon's perspiration. But really it was just a fart blown straight up his face. And he was kissing Vinyl's shitter.
"You seemed to have such a pleasant dream Thundy, I thought I'd make it even more interesting!" He looked around her sexy ass and noted, as he felt it, that she was blowing him again.
"What the fuck Vinyl, go away."
