How Did I Get Here?

Where am I? How did I get here? And why the fuck do I have hooves? Well let's get to the basics, my name is Cam Jones, I'm a 16 year old male from a small town in Montana. And why the fuck am I a pony? Look, I'm not complaining or anything, I've been a Brony for as long as I can remember. I was always watching ponies, and when I wasn't I was reading Fan fictions. But what really concerns me is the Fan Fictions, every one that I read almost always involved the human staying in Equestria. Now I would love it in Equestria, I mean what's not to love! Talking ponies, pure bliss. Now if I was stuck in Equestria forever, what would happen to my friends, my family? There's no way I can stay here! But what else was scaring me was that my friend Shawn was sitting next to me. "Cam, what the fuck is going on, why the fuck are you a pony?" Shawn said frantically. He was a pony too, so I guess we're both in this together.

I took a glance at Shawn, he was an ash grey pony with a red mane, relatively the same size as most of the ponies on the show, from what I could assume from watching the show. It didn't surprise me considering he was an average sized human, so it seems right for him to be an average sized pony. Shawn's cutie mark was a simple three drops of water, he was a great swimmer, so it didn't surprise me. What really surprised me was the wings on his back, or lack of. Shawn seemed to be a regular Earth pony. I, was a sunset orange pony with a blue tail, so I assumed that was the color of my mane too. I was ecstatic. I was a Pegasus! I was probably about the size of Big Macintosh, considering I was about 6 foot 2 on Earth. My cutie mark was a X-box 360 controller with a lightning bolt hitting it. I typically excelled at competitive gaming being the first person to beat Halo 4 on legendary solo out of my friends, so the lightning bolt most likely symbolized speed.

Shawn was looking at me with envy, he obviously wanted to be a Pegasus. "Shawn, your guess to being a pony is as good as mine." I responded to Shawn's earlier question. " But what I can tell you is, i'm sure that you'll never score with Rainbow Dash." I said with a smug smirk, knowing that Shawn never could get a girlfriend back on Earth. "Oh, fuck off." Shawn contorted.

When we stopped pointlessly arguing we deciphered that we were somewhere in Sweet Apple Acres. When I realized that I had my Iphone on me when we were transported here, I decided to check and see if It was still there, sure enough, all the Fan Fictions that I had read were lying. You didn't keep the possessions you had on you when you left. While I was sad, I decided to focus on finding the barn. Unfortuntly, it found us first. In the form of an angry Applejack. Applejack bucked Shawn, hard. "What in Tarnation do y'all think yer doing on mah farm?" Applejack said in her signature southern drawl. " I swear, we're lost, we are trying to find help." I said as I tried to wake up an unconscious Shawn. "oh really, well if yer lost, come with me, i'll take  ya back to mah barn." And we set off on a walk to Applejack's barn.

The walk wasn't that long before we arrived. And we were greeted to a Cutie Mark Crusades bombarding us with questions. "Where'd you come from" An overexcited Scootaloo asked. "Why are ya here." AppleBloom asked just excitedly. Sweetie Belle shied away from questions. Applejack sent them away so she could talk to me privately. "Where did y'all come from?" Applejack asked hesitantly. I had too think on the spot, where was a place that both Earth Ponies and Pegasus ponies live? I couldn't say Cloudsdale. Aha, "Manehatten" I smirked at how quickly I thought. " Really, ah used ta live in Manehatten, that is, until ah missed my family so much that ah had to comeback right here to ponyville, ah wish ah could go back one day."

"Manehatten is a beautiful place, I wish I hadn't left when I did." I smiled, thinking back to all the memories back to growing up in New York. I was never a New Your fan though. I was always rooting for the Boston teams. That's probably because I lived in New Hampshire for about 3 years before I moved to New York.

"Well, ah think ah should tell ya my name, it's Applejack. and y'all?" She asked with a genuine smile. Wow I din't think that ponies could be so nice. But here I am, just meeting a pony, and she's already talking like she's a friend. "My name is Cam, and that over there is Shawn." I said pointing to a knocked out body. "Well it's nice ta meet ya, say, what would ya think of meetin ma other friends?" She asked with a anxious voice, obviously hoping I would say yes. "Why I would love to." I smiled thinking of meeting my favorite pony, Fluttershy. "But, first we should probably get him to a hospital." I said, pointing at Shawn. She agreed and we started on a long dirt road out of Sweet Apple Acres, first, to a hospital, then to meet the rest of the Mane 6. On the way there, Applejack told me that the first stop we would be making was to the hospital. That is until we were interrupted  by a cyan pony with a rainbow mane. "Hey Applejack, who's your friend?" said a curious Rainbow Dash.