How Did I Get Here?

Ever had one of those “Why the hell did I do that?’ moments? Well, then you know the situation i’m in. I asked her to dance because I thought that it would be a nice thing to make her happy. But now I have five ponies and a Princess staring at me. Twilight noticed it too, because she was blushing deeply.

I had to think of a distraction, something to get everypony to stop looking at us. Or, to get Twilight to have to leave suddenly. What to do? I could say that I broke my hoof, but that would cause too much drama that isn’t needed. Then It it hit me.

“Hey, Twilight, I’m not sure if this is a problem, but I saw Spike over at the bar drinking.” I said, knowing I had an ingenious plan.

“What?” She shouted. “Why that little, I told him not to drink!” She yelled galloping off.

I would have to think of a reason to let Spike know why I ratted him out like that. But that can wait a little while. What I have to think of is how to get out of here without attracting too much attention.

“Man that was close!” I said as i made it out of the door as Applejack turned around.

“What was close?” a bright pink pony cheerfully asked.

“Oh, uh, nothing Pinkie Pie, just uh, I, Have to go to the bathroom!” I lied.

“But there’s a bathroom in there. Why did you come all the way out here, silly?” She curiously asked.

“I, uh, like this bathroom better?” I half said, half asked.

“Oh, Okay!” She said as she skipped away.

Man, that was a close one, if it weren't for my lighting fast thinking I would have been caught red-handed, or red-hoofed, rather. Now all I have to do is casually walk through the hallway and make it to the door.

“Stampede!” Applejack exclaimed as a herd of ponies ran through the door.

“Aww what the fu-” I was cut off by a bunch of ponies running me over.

They always seem to come at the worst possible times. It’s like they wait for the times when I’m about to do something important. Speaking of something important, I need to get to that door before anyone notices me.

I wonder if they noticed that I was gone. Pinkie probably told them about my bathroom incident, they might think that I’m still in the bathroom. But I highly doubt that, I’ve been gone for almost two hours. Speaking of two hours, the party should be ending any minute now.But, I'm tired and I’m going to bed.

Twilight’s POV

I wonder where Cam went. he told me about Spike, and when I came back he was gone. He probably thought that I was a bad dancer and went back to his room. He won’t ever want to see my face again, he’ll hate me forever, and we’ll never get to go on the perfect date that I really wanted.

No! Snap out of it Twilight, he probably just got bored of the party and left. Maybe I should check his room, the party is almost over. I’m sure that Pinkie Pie won’t mind .

“Hey!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. “Where do you think that you’re going, are you trying to leave one of my parties early. You know that’s against the Pinkie Pie party rule book!”

She was right, it was rule number 563 in the party rule book.

“You’re right Pinkie, I’m sorry-”I started but was interrupted by a giant ring. Pinkie Pie turned around to stare at a giant clock.

“Hey!” She exclaimed “ The part’s over, everyone needs to leave now! It’s in the rule book that I handed out.

Everypony nodded and started to head to the exit. The last one to leave was obviously Pinkie Pie, but that didn’t matter. Because I was already into a run to go to Cams room.

Cam’s Pov

“Who are you?” I asked a dark figure. It was at least ten feet tall. he looked like a human. So I guess that’s what is was, unless it was casting some sort of spell.

“I’m am your worst nightmare, your eternal fear, the thing that will drive you so insane that you will be to the brink of death!” It exclaimed. It was definitely a male, he had a deep gruff voice

“The Harlem Shake on repeat” I asked with a smirk on my face, knowing that it would get under his skin.

“What no, what are you talking about? I am no pop culture song.” I said, with a tint of frustration in its voice.

“Then what are you? Are you really that scary, that you will kill me?” I asked sarcastically.

“I am-” It got interrupted by me waking up.

“What time is it?” I asked out loud.

“It’s twelve o’clock, why.” Pinkie Pie answered my question.

“Twelve! i’ve been asleep for that long. Did I miss anything. Did anything important happen?” I asked worriedly.

“No, not really, Twilight showed up wondering where you were, but that was about it.” She responded.

That figures, I thought. It isn’t that I don’t like her, it’s that it’s kinda creepy how she’s almost stalking me. I asked her to dance to be nice. I hope she didn’t think anything more of it.

“Oh, thank Celestia!” I exclaimed.

“speaking of Celestia!” She started. “She has requested a private meeting with you, and the Elements of Harmony.” She finished as cheerily as ever.

What? Why does she want a meeting specifically involving me. What did I do to deserve this. What does she want from me. Why does she want it. Why should I give it to her.

“Pinkie Pie?” I started as cheerily as I could. “When is this meeting supposed to be? in a day, week, month, year, years? Please tell me it’s at least a week away. I need time to prepare. I need to get ready.” I said as desperately as possible.

“In an hour!” She said cheerily.