The Fragments of Ass

How unexpected - what a motherfucking human bastard, he is!!

The air grew stiller, but heavier, as the new, imposing presence made himself known.

“What the fuck,” asked a shocked Rainbow Shit. She was all but speechless, apparently.

They had all been shocked, as all of a sudden, there had been a fiery, faggoty show of hell that had cum out of a cuntrip in space.

So shocked, that they stopped rocking the earth with their titanic fuckery, even if only for a moment. They simply had to know just what the hell was afoot, or perhaps ahoof, in this specfic situation.

“Well, does anyone wanna fuck? Don’t leave me hangin’.”

He restated his question of only moments ago, but to mixed responses, which was not what he wanted.

But, Leroy looked around himself to see many wide-eyed and horny souls, which was partially what he had in mind.

He then looked down to notice the rather large pony that he had knocked down just moments earlier as he had flown in.

Who the fuck was she, again?

“I was hoping that you’d ask,” replied an especially rousing voice. Her royal cuntiness, in the flesh.

Standing up slowly after being knocked over - she had made a puddle of ooze from her being knocked onto the ground for a couple of moments: she really was just that wet.

The dirt from the soil below accentuated her curves quite nicely.

“Hmm . . you’re quite a saucy one . . . Oh, wait - you’re the one I just knocked over, aren’t you?”

The satanic child was surprised to find himself in thought - how surprising that the fucker would remember such a trivial piece of garbage.

“Uh-huh, and with your kawk, no less. Quite nice of you - it gave me the turn-on I was in need of.”

Any and everyone/pony/thing around them were staring dumbfoundedly at the two, though for more than just the horny reasons.

For the humans, they had never seen the ponies, and for the ponies - the opposite applied.

They looked on, hoping that something extremely arousing would happen.

The silence would not own the day . . .

“Do it, Celestia: Fuck his brains out!!”

Someone clearly wanted to see some hardcore action . . .

“Luna? Art thou that eager to see how it’s really done?”

The princess looked back with a coy brow to see her bashful sister, giving her quite a wink in affirmation of her cheering. (What kind of wink, though?)

The Hard-Cock master of ass just stood there, as did the rest who were in the immediate vicinity.

His dick had now grown to its fully erect length of 34 inches, as the insinuations of the one before him gave him a rising like nothing else had ever done before.

He was destined for this.

“Umm . . Celestia, whoever the fuck you are, what exactly are your plans? Cause I know what mine are.”

Leroy’s expression was somewhat of a haughty grin, and a kind of grimace, as he was getting so hard that it was practically painful.

He was dripping himself all over the place. *wink wink*

“Oh, you know damn well what my plans are. Your name?”

She knew her intentions full-well -

It was now set in stone. An epic fuckbattle of history was about to go down.

“Leroy “Hard-Cock” Hughes!!”

His enthusiasm was truly something of marvel. It was as if he didn’t give a fuck what happened, but that was pretty fucking normal for him.

He was just that horny.

His disposition said all.

“Well, Leroy . . I challenge you . . to a fuckoff!!!”

“Oooohhhh!!??”

The entire crowd gawked out in unison.

Slowly, all of the beings around them began to encircle them, making them the center of their focus.

“Do it Celestia, we know how much of a whore you really are!!!”

Her most loyal ponies had utmost faith in her whoriness - they knew that she could put up quite a formidable fuckoff - better than any of them could.

“Need not worry about me,” the pony said with finality.

She had now shifted her gaze right onto Leroy’s kawk.

The people that had followed Leroy in were going to do their fair share of rooting, as well.

“You can do it, Leroy. You’re only like the biggest manwhore known to Earf, or whatever planet we’re from.”

The mayor’s words were nothing but true. Leroy was the quintessence of fuck, and they all knew it.

Everyhuman around them began to tighten in the cirlce.

“Yeah, do it, Leroy,” all of the humans rallied.

In mere moments, there was a thunderous rallying about.

It was so fucking loud, that it could not be denied what they wanted.

The two ambassadors of their worlds were about to commence in a hardcore fuckbattle.

The game was set, and the match was made.

Then, Leroy finally got in that specific state of mind where he all but completely disregards who or what he fucks the goddamn fucking shit out of, and just goes for it.

He took a few deep breaths, and then he got exceptionally hard, and ready for the fucking.

The princess only about 10 feet from him wasn’t about to not take notice - she knew what she was getting into now. She could only briefly imagine what awaited in light of their ridiculous

proposition.

“Well, I’d say it’s about time for a FUCKBATTLE!!!”

Leroy looked about himself one last time, and a thunderous cry of support from the gigantic crowd resonated around them.

And then, he too settled his gaze on his worthy opponent.

Now, there was no denying it.

Fuck was going to happen, no matter what.

“Yes, I’d say it is, too.”

The princess was insinuating that she would be the catcher, and that he’d be the pitcher, as is common with their sexes.

“Well, in that case . . ME FIRST!!”

That motherfucker leapt up from his standing and cockslapped the princess as hard as he possibly could right in the face, knocking her hard to her right.

She had been made a bitch of. But, she wasn’t about to take it lightly.

“Heh, you’re good, but I can do better!!”

The princess whirled around as quickly as she knew how, and kicked her dear fucker to the ground.

“Oompf,” uttered the human as he was knocked breathless, only to see something much more breathtaking moments later afterward - something so breathtaking that his lungs would fucking shrink under the pressure.

“Take this, you fucker!”

She jumped up herself - it was clear that she was going to land quite a blow unto her adversary.

“Oh, fuck!”

The manwhore could only close his eyes, but then his ego was ripped apart by a searing wave of super-hot pony vadge - taking him almost all the way in immediately.

“Oh . . my . . god!! So fucking good!!”

The princess was taken agasp at how incredibly large the human’s dick really was.

Even after all of the stallion cocks that she had taken effortlessly, Leroy was truly something exceptional, putting all others to shame.

Nevertheless, she rode his dick briefly, creating titanic, ground-shaking reverberations with every collision of their bodies.

“Jesus - as good as this is - I’m not about to go down without a fight!!”

That fucker was right, he quickly turned the tides of the situation.

Celestia was about to get the most hardcore wake-up call of her life . . .

She may have been a fantastic fucker, but she rightfully had no idea who she was really dealing with.

Hard-Cock Hughes isn’t just a sex fiend, he’s a fucking demon from the hell of all hells of sex.

“Oh my!! I’m going to - aopiejfalksdjnvalkjf,” she failed to utter coherently, as her response had been cut short.

The ones around them were beginning to lose control of themselves, they were eager to see more, more, MORE!!!

“FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!” The gathering thundered.

All eyes were on them, enjoying the show immensely.

In response, Leroy grabbed a hold of her big, flowing mane, that had just so happened to go into his arm’s reach.

He pulled her face down, and then proceeded to make the fuck out with her - slathering of sexual liquids, and spittle flying all over the place, while Celestia was still riding his dick voraciously.

But, then she was taken completely by surprise.

“How about this,” cheekily questioned Leroy.

He was about to be the fucker, and her the helpless one being fucked.

With all of his might, he picked her up by her big, incredibly plump pony rump, and began a fucktastic alternating switcheroo, which was known to be one of his absolute killer sex acts.

He was now fucking her to pieces: with one thrust, he was going all the way in to her pony pussy, and then with the next, all the way into her hungry ass, and he proceeded to alternate between the two incredibly amazing holes with every single thrust.

The princess promptly went white in the eyes, and was drooling all over herself, his dick, and seemingly relapsed - nothing would stop Leroy, though.

“Yeah, you fuckin’ like that, you pony bitch!? Is this the kind of fucking that you were expecting!?”

Through sheer willpower the princess was able to regain control of herself, although that mattered little to Leroy, he was still fucking her like none from either planet had seen before. All that was about to change though, for she had something that was quite unknown to humans and that was magic!

“Uh... uh... uh... What the fuck!”

A yellow glow enveloped the insane assrapist that was Leroy forcing his dick out from the hot depths of Celestia’s pony vadge. An extreme influx of muscular strength in her lady bits zone exploded.

“Holy sheet!” screamed Leroy as both of his heads slammed into the ground simultaneously.

Such a thing had almost never been done to that motherfucker that was the Hughes of Hard-Cock.

The attraction turned the heads of all the others in their company, as well.

What the hell was this majick!?

“I have something not even your kawk can handle, the magic of my erect horn!”

Such things haven’t been heard of in thousands of years!!!

Dazed, Leroy’s kawk held his ass in the air like some kind of insane balancing act - he had an odd sort of talent for that kind of fuck, but what was about to occur would soak panties for miles around - dwarfing the current situation as if a giant next to a foal.

But, he left a very certain part of himself dangerously vulnerable . . .

All around, the spectators, and even Leroy only held their breath, for they expected no less than absolute shitstorm hellaciousness.

“Now, let me show you how it’s done!”

Celestia dashed full force ahead for the puffy asshole of Leroy with her newly conjured-up feeldoe. She wasn’t about to let this human out-fuck the princess of the sun.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!!”

A kawk-thirsty scream was released from the crowd of ponis/humans. The mayor of Whatthefucktown winced in pain for he had never before seen anyone treat Leroy or his ass in such a manner.

“YES, YES, YES!!!”

The crowd roared like no one’s business at the sight.

They all began to jump around, indirectly heightening the air of horniness, as they were all grinding against each other, only making the situation even more crazy.

There would be no mercy -

Celestia used her magic to hold down the helpless bastard as she pounded harder into his ass. A surge of bloody screams of pleasure that escaped Leroy’s lips only spurred her on along with the incredible feeling of returning the favor that he had just given her.

All this wild cross-species fuck fighting was getting her close now, not only to orgasm but to victory. She was now pounding him so hard that a crater was forming from the forward motion of his dick pounding into the ground.

This was really it - the final stretch.

“I... also have... something that you... don’t have... OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!”

With all his strength he thrusted into the ground pushing the princess off and throwing the crowd into an uproar. He then grabbed the horn of the now shocked alicorn and began licking it furiously sending her into a helpless state.

“Now, take this!!” *Slurp, Slurp, Slurp*

She couldn’t break away, his grip was much too tight. Celestia broke down into the dirt from the amount of unbelievable feels pouring over her.

Leroy once again put her in his switcheroo, but this time he firmly held onto her horn leaving her completely powerless this time. Her head was arched back just far enough so that he could pin her tongue down with his, inhibiting her feeble attempts to distract him - showing her, without  doubt, who was the most dominant fucker there.

“Asdkdhfruigjf!!”

The princess tried to speak, but was muffled hopelessly.

Leroy had won - subjugating the best from the pony world at last.

Per result of his switcheroo, he succeeded in shooting his load farther up into Celestia than anyone had ever done, or considered possible for that matter.

The crowd of insanely deranged fuckheads let out a mind-boggling combinative cheer that shook the ground all around them. Leroy’s massive load spewing out of the Celestia’s vadge, which was even still profusely tight around him - gripping hungrily around his huge dick was proof enough that he was god of the fuck.

Their fucking had been so god-like, that they left incredibly large blemishes all over the face of the surrounding wilderness.

They had no less than succeeded in riling up all of the shit known to exist and/or be alive.

It was truly fucking insane.

Thus: regardless of lineage, or taxonomy - it was once again proven that, indeed, no one could resist the fuckmeister himself - Leroy “Hard-Cock” Hughes

But as they laid in the cum puddle basking in the afterglow of the worlds most intense fuckbattle, a cry was heard. It was a voice so fucking loud that it could not have come from anyone but Luna.

“Holy Shit, Celestia! It has happened again!”

It had been a different sort of cry; one of a different color.

As Celestia had pointed out, it was one of blue tone.

“What are you talking about, you blue shit head?”

The profound silence around them all assured that all were in concurrence with her previous question . . .

“Discord has broken free!”

Oh boy, oh boy . . .

“Well, Fuck.”