HOW DID I GET HERE?

you sighd as you and the guard's arrived at the library you were tired and your whoove's were hurting after all the stuff you had been through today well you said i wonder what she want's to talk about do you guy's know? no response oh right the whole we dont flinch or move unless told to thing. well it was worth the shot you thought a few moment's later twilight showed up with rainbow dash at her side she opend up the door with her magic and relived the guard's of there position's and told you to go in twilight diden't take the chain's off your leg's just left them on and struck up a chat between the two of you while dash was doing what ever it is she did in these type of situation's some time's you'd catch her casting side long glances at you so twilight said your COLD RUNNER huh? yeah why? you asked i've heard store's about you your the most famous assasin there is in equestria are you not? she asked yeah that's right ive killed many pony's some good some bad but i never thought i would be assigned to kill a princess i dont know 90% of the pony's i kill princessis included but i had to make a living some how dident i? and the guy who contacted me was offering me 20 billion bit's if i could kill a princess so i accepted and he said my target was a pony who controlled the moon and that her cutie mark was a moon with cloud's (sorry if that's wrong guy's been a longtime since luna's been in an episode so again sorry) and he said she was an alicorn and that she would be under heavy guard and that the best time to kill her would to be when she was in her room no guard's where in there so it would be easy and he was right i would have completed the job but celestia saw me going into her room and telaported into her room and told all the guard's to come to her and capture me to throw me into the dungin's and she said that she would be down there in a few moment's and that's how i got sent to the exacution spot i was ready to die but i already had a escape plan im an assasin for a reason you know? but she was pretty smart trying to cut my wing's off and i was pretty smart doing those song's huh? you said yeah that was pretty smart but the guy was offering 20 billion bit's! wow if i were you i probably would have done the same thing  but i cant and i wouldent she said as you listend your eye's drifted over to rainbow's flank twilight quickly relized what you where staring at you looked back at her and said what? umm was her response hey can i get out of these chain's? please??? you asked she looked at you as if you were crazy then at dash she lend over and whisperd something non-aduible but when she was finished dash got up and got the key that was her elemant of harmony that she had under her wing's this whole time she unlocked the chain's and backed up and locked her eye's with your's you got lost in those eye's for about a minute then twilight quickly noticed this and broke in ok ok now what were those thing's that came out of your chest? you quickly looked at twilight and said my demon's that i had locked away for year's

FLASH BACK END'S

BACK TO THE PRESENT

you groan as you are tackled out of the bathroom and you looked up to see dash on top of you hey handsome wanna get freaky? she said this with a very happy smile and you said umm dash why are your wing's sticking out stri- you where stopped when you felt something hot sticky and on the pegisi that's when you noticed that she was in heat and said hehe dash you naghuty mare you let's do this!