Spike's Week Alone

by Shockponed

Day 3: Public Relations

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"Ugh, why are we out in a public place like this?" Spike groaned, sitting on Discord's head as they strolled through Ponyville. Discord smiled more and more from all the odd looks they were getting.

"Because I want to show you off." The Draconequus answered flatly. Spike looked down to see Pinkie Pie happily trotting along with them, trying to draw focus to the apparent couple. "I heard Pinkie's throwing us a party."

"Yep! Everypony is gonna come! Oh, LOOK! It's Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie shouted as she pointed at the cyan mare, who was hovering around on her cloud, "HEY, RAINBOW! GET OVER HERE!"

Rainbow flew over to the three, her face mixed with several confused expressions as she hovered around the towering monster and the baby dragon on his head, "Uh, what's going on?" She asked, seeing Spike nuzzle Discord's head. She turned to Pinkie, whose mouth was completely full of cupcakes.

"SHMIK UND DIZCOD ARE A THONG NAOW!"

Rainbow tilted her head, "Uh, what?"

In one large gulp, Pinkie swallowed all the cupcakes and started to bounce around Discord and Spike, "Spike and Discord are a thing now!"

Rainbow flew over to the pair so she was eye level with Discord, "Aren't you like a thousand years old?" After Discord nodded, she flew up to Spike, "And aren't you thirteen?" She asked as she focused on him, but sighed after he nodded, "Well, I support whatever you want to do. You're old enough to decide for yourself." And with that, she flew away.

Spike opened his mouth to talk, but was cut off by Pinkie, who was sporadically pointing her hoof at a pair of ponies that were sitting at the Daisy Field Diner, which was recently opened, "Oh , look! It's Eon Spirit and Umbra Pulse!"

Within seconds, Pinkie had pushed the two over to the table where the two princes sat. Prince Eon Spirit, who was Luna's son, had ordered a daisy sandwich. Prince Penumbra or Umbra Pulse, who was a changeling and not a pony, and was the son of Queen Chrysalis had ordered a root beer and potato chips. They looked up in surprise from the sudden appearance of the pink mare, but quickly got a hold of themselves, mostly used to Pinkie's antics. Eon was the first to speak up, "Hey Pinkie, Discord, and Spike. What can we do for you?"

Pinkie's smile grew wider, "Well, since you guys have been engaged for over three weeks now, I wanted to show you this!" Pinkie motioned toward Spike and Discord. Spike was now on the ground, but still held his arms around Discord, "These guys are going out!"

"I knew you were gay," Eon smiled, taking a bite of his sandwich, "Well I'm happy for you. Don't know what Twilight's gonna think of it though." He quickly looked over to see Bon Bon pointing and laughing at him, "BUCK YOU, TOO, BON BON!"

Everyone but Umbra gave him a funny look, "Sorry, me and Bon Bon aren't on good terms right now. Ever since that therapy session with her and Lyra..." He muttered, looking into his cup of coffee.

"Okie dokie..." Pinkie muttered, confused, before turning back to the others, "I need to get your party set up! You guys can show off by yourselves, right?" Before they could answer, she was gone. Spike looked up to Discord to see the Draconequus giving him a seductive grin. Discord snapped his fingers, and they were teleported to an office. The mayor's office.

"I always wanted to do it in the mayor's office," Discord muttered as he slithered over to spike, who was laying on his back on the desk. "I'm gonna try something new!"

Spike laid his head back, expecting either a blowjob or anal, but nearly jolted in surprise at what he got. Discord had his mouth on the dragon's anus, licking around the small hole. Spike jerked his head when he heard a beep and a buzzing noise, but couldn't find the source. Slowly, Discord pushed his tongue into the dragon's ass, firmly licking all of his rectal walls.

"Uhn oh uhn..." Spike moaned as Discord's tongue went deeper and deeper. Discord worked his hand to the dragon's now fully erect penis, and took hold. He started with slow strokes, then pumping, and had worked his way up to full on jerking. After realizing that Spike's asshole was stretched and lubed with saliva, he jerked his tongue out and started to crawl up the dragon to look him in the eye. "OH Ah, DisCORD!"

"Did you like that, Spikey?" After getting a nod from the dragon, he closed the distance between them with a deep passionate kiss. A few seconds of kissing later, Discord decided to let his tongue explore Spike's mouth. He decided it was time for the final act of the night. He broke the kiss and positioned his penis at the still open entrance of Spike's ass. With a quick thrust, he flew into Spike's meathole and started to pump, really rough.

"OH OH AH... ah oh uhn uhn..." Spike moaned, as the loud slapping of thighs against his butt echoed through the room. His ass was getting the biggest pounding he had received yet. And as fast as it happened, it was nearing completion. With a few final thrusts, Discord filled the dragon's ass with his draconequus semen. Discord smiled after pulling out, seeing the semen and saliva drip out of the slightly open anus. He turned his head and pressed a button. The intercom.

He just turned off the intercom.

~~~Five minutes earlier~~~

"So Umbra... are you sure you're fine with the wedding arrangements?" Eon said after realizing the company they had was gone.

Umbra smiled at his fiance, "I'm fine with a royal wedding. Mother already signed that peace treaty."

"Okay, if you're sure..."

"OH Ah DisCORD!" Spike's moans roared, blaring from the intercom speakers. "Did you like that, Spikey?"

Umbra giggled, looking over at Eon with watery eyes, "Doesn't that bring back memories?"

"Yep, I remember doing that exact thing the day we met." Eon grinned, before noticing several ponies around them grow scarred looks, and Rainbow Dash, who looked like she was about to break out into laughter.

"Yep... I had a lot of patients that day..."