Stressful Nights

by TrigaByte

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1103

Rarity thinks of a friend...

Rarity is having a really stressful day. How can she relieve herself of all this stress? With masturbation of course!

I wouldn't recommend reading this. It's bad and I have no idea how women work.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-07 03:20:02 UTC

Stress

     Rarity has been having a rough day.

     She woke up at 4:30 on Saturday, the day her shop opens late. It wasn't the fact that she woke up that early that annoyed her, but what she woke up to. It was the smell of burnt pancake, which could only mean one thing...

     "SWEETIE BELLE!" Rarity's voice reverberated throughout the household. Rarity mumbled under her breath about how many times she told her sister she's not allowed to use kitchen appliances without supervision. When she entered the kitchen she nearly fainted at the sight. "What have you girls done..." her voice trailed off as she looked around what used to be her kitchen.

     "Surprise?" the three cutie mark crusaders were standing in the middle of the mess. Batter was splayed across the walls, mixers were vibrating across the floors without being plugged in somehow, and there were four plates covered in ash. It would take a lot of bits to cover the cost of this.

     "Girls..." Rarity's voice was soft but sounded very icy. "I find it nice that you tried to cook for me, even after I told you not to go near the kitchen appliances. However, I fail to see why you find it a good idea to do it at 4:00 in the morning." Sweetie started answering but Rarity cut her off. "To be honest, I could care less right now. Just... sit down and I'll make us something to eat." Rarity groaned inwardly as she realized she would most likely fall asleep during work at an inopportune time.

     Rarity was right on the money. At around 12:00 P.M., she heard a loud cough from above her head. Slowly she raised her head, and saw a Canterlot noble. She jumped up hastingly and smiled at the customer.

     "Welcome to Boutique chic where everything is bleak,magnifique, and a carasoul, how may I serve you?" Rarity mentally facehoofed, as she knew she had just lost another customer. Once again her predictions came true as the noble just muttered something about Ponyville folk and walked out the door.

     "Buck..." Rarity cursed under her breath as she decided to close down shop for the day. No use staying open if she wasn't going to be working anyway. She decided she should go visit her friends. However, she realized her friends all had something to do. Pinkie was planning a surprise party for Pumpkin and Poundcake, Rainbow Dash was off auditioning for the Wonderbolts, Twilight was up with Princess Celestia for flight lessons, and Fluttershy was tending to a sick bear.

That leaves Applejack... I could wait for her to stop bucking apples, then hope she can buck something else later... Rarity finished her thought with a smirk.

     "Oh Applejack," Rarity's sing-song voiced danced through the trees of Sweet Apple Acres. It had been a twenty minute walk to the farm, but she tripped and got some mud on her coat. So she had to go back, wash off, and then walk back again. All in all this took about an hour and twenty minutes, leaving plenty of time for Applejack to finish her chores. "Where are you?"

     "Ah'm over here Sugarcube." Oh dear Celestia her voice is amazing...

     "Oh hello darling! I was just wondering if you wanted to 'hang out' as the goals are calling it this day." Rarity hoped she didn't sound too desperate, or else she'd just sound creepy.

     "Oh no, ah'm sorry Rarity, but we are having a slow day. Big Mac had to go help out Fluttershy with her animals. Come to think about... He has been over there quite often. Maybe that's why we're so far behind schedule... Anyway, ah got too much work. Maybe later?" Rarity was desperate to find a way to spend more time with he farmer, but she'd have to go a bit low...

     "Darling, if I'm not a trouble, can I stay and watch? Business has been ever so slow lately." smooth

    "Ah guess? Ah didn't think you were into applebucking..." Applejack was obviously uncomfortable, but Rarity was persistent. Eventually, Applejack just gave up and resumed to her work. As she raised and lowered her legs to kick the tree, her marehood was shown for the world to see. Suddenly, it got really hot... and wet.

     "Um, if you will excuse me, I must be going. Niceseeingyouagainthanksbye!" Before Applejack could respond, Rarity was already halfway home.

     Rarity quickly locked herself in her bedroom and lay on her bed. As the thought of Applejack's marehood came to mind, her hooves went lower. As soon as her hoof touched her slit, her hips bucked. She's been needing this for a long time.

     "Oh CELESTIA"

     "Sister, what are thou doing at this hour? You know that... I can... Raise..." Luna's voice trailed off as she saw what her sister was looking at. Unbeknownst to the Elements of Harmony, Celestia had a live video feed installed to watch them for trouble. Right know it was focused on the Element of Generosity.

     "Sister." Luna began, "Thou realizes we have servants for that purpose?" Celestia turned around completely flustered, not realizing Luna had been in the room. "Come hither sister, let's get you one of them." Luna smirked at the dumbstruck looking Celestia.

     Rarity was still attacking her marehood like a ravenous Timberwolf. Eventually she hit that spot. Shrieking, she came. While she was lost in a sea of deep bliss, she didn't realize Sweetie come into the room, take a small box under her bed, and run out the door.

     "Now for the Big Mac." Rarity moaned at the thought of that vibrator. Reaching under her bed, she didn't find it. "Oh no... SWEETIE!" Rarity heard the front door shut as she galloped to the front door, not forgetting to clean up herself a bit. That would be awkward being seen in public like that.

     As Rarity neared the schoolhouse, she heard Sweetie talking.

     "And sometimes, Rarity takes this thingy and puts it in her pee-pee!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders were giggling.

     "Well Sweetie, you going to testing or not? You're not a chicken are you?" Scootaloo questioned, not realizing the irony of the statement. Suddenly there was a loud shriek followed by moaning. After about three minutes of dead silence, Rarity heard Applebloom speak up.

     "Hey look girls! Sweetie Belle got her cutie mark! Is that a rocket ship?"

     Rarity only had one thought. Buck.