It was bound to happen

Before I knew it my alarm clock was beeping. I groaned as I hit the snooze button and dozed back off.

In another few minutes my alarm was going off so I once again hit the snooze button, albeit harder. I peacefully dozed off again. I didn’t want to get up today. For some reason my world seemed so dark, so unforgiving and so heart-breaking. I guess I really deserved it. All this time it was clear as day and yet I never caught on, even to my own feelings. Daffodil was right.

I could’ve gone to a chiropractor, hell most of the stallions at work did go to a chiropractor but instead I went to the spa. I was always saddened when she wasn’t there to talk to. Hell we would just start up a random conversation and keep it going. God I felt like an idiot.

My alarm started blaring again and I curled my lips in anger as I smashed my hand down on it with brutal force. The alarm clock, which was mostly plastic, shattered into many pieces but somehow the speaker managed to still function enough to continue blaring out the annoying sound.

“Fuck you… fuck you…FUCK YOU!” I yelled as I continued to slam my fist against the already busted alarm clock. After a few good whacks the alarm clock died for good. I simply rolled over and stared at the roof of my room.

I let out a deep groan and sat up, rubbing my eyes as I did so. “Well… at least it isn’t Monday” I muttered to myself encouragingly but it didn’t help. I stood up and walked into the washroom. I looked into the mirror and let out a grunt.

“I don’t blame Lotus… I wouldn’t want to see me either… fucking asshole” I muttered to myself. I wasn’t sure why I was acting like this, she was just a mare. It’s not like it was the end of the world or something.

I took my wet laundry out of the washing machine and dropped it into the dryer before heading to the kitchen for something to eat.

I made myself something simple, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. As I chowed through several sandwiches I thought to myself. ‘She’s just a mare. This isn’t the end of the world just because the relationship went downhill’ but my thoughts couldn’t soothe me. I had specifically told Lotus that I didn’t want a relationship. Now it all flooded back to me.

She had literally opened up her heart to me, well not so bluntly which would’ve made it simpler, and I had pretty much shunned her away. God I felt like such a dick right now. Maybe it’s for the better. She deserves someone better than me anyway.

No matter what I tried to tell myself it wouldn’t make me feel better. I had to see Lotus and tell her how I felt. But how?

I sighed to myself as I got up and grabbed my watch off the living room table. I had left it there by accident last night. I went into the washroom and grabbed my jean jacket from the drying machine, it was still relatively damp. I slipped on the jacket and watch then read the time, 4:30am. I gave a faint smile as I left my house. ‘Right on time’ I thought to myself as I began my morning jog.

I was sort of wishing that it was raining. Instead it was a rather brisk morning. As I began my morning jog I subdued most all of the negative thoughts in my head, trying hard to forget about everything for the time being. I started to focus on my physical fitness which took my mind of Lotus for a little while.

I had beaten Iron Will in an arm wrestle! Beaten a god damned Minotaur in a friggin arm wrestle. I stopped jogging for a second, rolled up the sleeves on my jacket then flexed. I couldn’t even reach my left hand halfway around my right bicep. I smiled to myself.

When I had first started weight lifting all those years ago I thought that I’d never become all that strong and now look at me. In terms of sheer muscle mass I wasn’t at all hulking like a professional body builder but I was still noticeably large. I smiled then continued my brisk jog.

Before I knew it the sun had risen and ponies had started to come out of their homes to go to work or converse with one another. My watch beeped and I checked the time, 7:25am. I nodded to myself, let out a deep breath then jogged to work.

I had to say my morning was faring better than I thought it would. After I signed in I immediately began to work. Goddess I hated this stuff in the morning. Generally we’d get most of the winter off, due to the cement mixer not really cooperating nicely in cold weather.

I began where I left off yesterday, with some brick wall we were making for some swanky home that was going up near the outside of town.

After a half an hour Daffodil showed up and began his work. “So how’d it go?” he asked me and his question made me wince a little. I hadn’t forgotten about last night, the thought just wasn’t at the front of my mind.

“You’re a fucking asshole. Her sister booted me in the dick” I said with slight irritation in my voice. His face went pale as I looked over to him with a raised eyebrow. “Guess she really wanted me bad eh?” I asked and he gulped.

“Well… you win some you lose some, right?” he asked rhetorically and I just shook my head in disappointment as I continued working.

We talked for the rest of the work day, about other non-related things, and before I knew it the work day was done. Daffodil looked over to me as we went to sign out. “Did you even talk to Lotus?” he asked and I shook my head.

“Nah, her sister said that she was crying in her room. She wouldn’t even talk to her own sister. She thinks that I boned some other mare” I sighed. He rubbed his chin.

“You need a plan to go and talk to that mare” he said as he thought deeply.

“No! No more of your plans. I’ll just let this one blow over” I told him hastily and he chuckled.

“Do you love Lotus?”

“Of course I do! Well I mean, I didn’t know at first but then again I never really knew what love was” I told him and he was about to make a virgin joke, I just knew it by the way he laughed. “Don’t say it. Not a damned word about my virginity” I told him and he nodded with humor spread across his face.

“Then find a way to tell her you love her for Celestia’s sake!” he nearly yelled. His sudden tone took me off guard and made me think. Okay sure I could tell her that I loved her, but how?

Daffodil patted me on the shoulder. “Don’t worry Ron. You’re a great man and you will always find a way. Love will prevail, trust me” he told me and I raised an eyebrow.

“So what about you and Lyra? What happened there?” I asked him and he chuckled a little bit.

“Oh she still calls me when the children are at day care” he said with a sly grin and I chuckled as I gave him a pat on the shoulder.

“Thanks Daff. I’ll keep that in mind” I told him as I left. Yeah I would keep that in mind, actually I think I may have already thought of a plan.

* * *

I knocked on the door of the Ponyville library. ‘Come on Twilight… please be home’ I pleaded to myself. Rarity had already left to the spa with Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash was off somewhere with the Wonderbolts, Applejack was working and Pinkie Pie was… well she was Pinkie Pie and it wouldn’t exactly work with Pinkie Pie.

The door opened and I was greeted by Twilight. She gasped, “Ron… hi, how’s it… going?” she asked through a small twitch. I raised an eyebrow.

“Something wrong?” I asked curiously and she shook her head.

“No, just…ngh… waiting” she replied and I looked side to side in curiosity then back to her.

“For what?” I asked, kind of puzzled about why she was twitching and waiting for something. What in Equestria would make some-pony twitch while they waited for it?

“Just… don’t worry about it” she said in a more casual tone.

“Listen uhh… can I come in? I needed to talk with you about something and I may need your help” I told her. She nodded and led me inside.

She whispered something under her breath that I couldn’t make out. It sounded like she said ‘I might need your help with something too’.

“What’s that?” I asked and she looked back to me.

“Huh? Oh nothing, just muttering to myself again” she told me as she closed the door behind us, locking it in the process. “Please Ron, sit down. I’ll…ooh… I’ll tend to you in a…ahh… a minute” she told me as she motioned for me to sit down on a chair in her room. I saw her back leg twitch a few times in the process.

“You uhh… you feeling alright?” I asked curiously and she nodded. “You know we could always just talk another time. It’s not like it’s a huge request that needs a super magic spell or anything” I told her then thought about my words. A super fix-it spell might do the trick right about now.

“Just give me a second… I need to… get something” she said, almost like she had a shortness of breath. I shrugged and sat down on the chair as she trotted off to another part of her room. For some reason I noticed her tail swishing back and forth on a regular basis. Her horn was illuminated, though faintly, and she was casting a spell on something though I didn’t know what.

She trotted over to some books and began to browse through them. I began to look around the library and noticed how much it had changed from my first visit here: Spike’s bed was placed in a different spot, her bed was shifted to another place in her room. Just little things.

My gaze went to under her bed where I spotted a calendar… or something. I leaned over in my chair and grabbed the booklet quickly and began to look at the cover. It was a calendar though it was a calendar meant for 2014, not 2013.

On the front cover was some stallion without a shirt, showing off his chest in a seemingly romantic way. The title read ‘Playmare calendar of 2014’. If it was anything like Playboy or I guess it would be Playgirl because it was meant for females, then that mean there would be a bunch of stallions in ‘Sexy’ poses.

I know it sounds kind of gay but I sort of got curious about why the princess would have such a calendar. I flipped open to January where there was a picture of a stallion licking his lips while lying on his side. They had a funny nickname for him ‘Cold Lips’ with a little bio reading about what he liked in mares.

Apparently ‘Cold Lips likes his mares soft with tight holes who will let him cum on their back’. I chuckled then flipped to February.

I began to flip through the pages when suddenly it went straight from June to August. “Huh?” I muttered to myself then realized that the pages were stuck together. I mumbled to myself and opened up the sticky pages.

Suddenly my nostrils caught a whiff of a musky odour in the air. “Do you smell that to?” I asked Twilight and realized that she was hunched over by the book shelf muttering to herself. “Yeah never mind” I muttered then looked back to the calendar.

I was stunned when I saw a picture of me in a muscular pose. It was one of the pictures that Photo Finish had taken. “Hey Twilight, where’d you get this calendar anyway?” I asked her and she looked over to me with a strange look.

“Celestia… ngh… Celestia has ties… oh goddess yes… and gave me one of those calendar… calendars… she has… ahh… lots of them” Twilight said through several… moans?

I rolled my eyes. Her business was her business. I looked at the calendar again. It had a small bio with my picture. ‘Ron loves affectionate mares but also loves it when they are kinky in bed’.

“I DIDN’T SAY THAT!” I exclaimed. I hadn’t noticed but Twilight had staggered her way over to my side.

“You didn’t say… what?” she asked through a sharp breath. The musky odour suddenly became stronger with her closer presence.

“They said that I like it kinky in bed” I said with a chuckle. She put a hoof on my shoulder and gasped, nearly losing her balance as her hindlegs began to quiver.

I stood up. I may be naïve but I knew what was happening, well sort of. “Uhm Twilight… I think I’ll come back at a better time” I told her but then I felt my wrists and ankles get caught in a magical binding then the magic forced me back into the chair, locking me in place.

“HEY WHAT THE FUCK!” I boomed, hoping she’d snap out of it but it did no use.

“Oh goddess… I’m kinky in bed” she whispered as she sat on my lap. I struggled furiously to break free of her magical bindings around my limbs but it was like they were vice grips around me.

“OH GODDESS YES!... Ahhh I’m cumming” Twilight screamed at the top of her vocal capacity as she began to slide her nether region against my leg.

Her voice was cut off by a deafening orgasmic scream and I felt my pant leg get soaked as she came on my leg. I groaned in horror, she just… no this had to be a bad dream… Princess Twilight Sparkle just came on my leg. That’s just not plausible. I mean why would she be…

My thoughts trailed off as I looked to the calendar then to the still panting princess. I realized why the pages had been stuck together: Playmare calendar plus horny princess equals sticky pages and it just figures she’d have to look at the page with me on it. I didn’t know whether I should be somewhat at ease due to the fact that a princess finds me attractive or mortified because here I am trying to make things right with Lotus and Twilight just… yeah.

Twilight was still panting heavily then finally came to. “Oh my goddess… Ron, I am sooo sorry… I don’t know what came over me. Please don’t be mad. I’m so sorry. I just couldn’t help myself and” she began but was cut off when a vibrator clacked off the floor as it fell out of her vagina.

“Twilight… let’s pretend this never happened. And uhm… can you let me go, I’m still locked up” I said and motioned for her to release me. She released me from her magic and I stood up. She had a frightened look on her face. “Don’t sweat it… I uhm… I need your help with something” I told her then began to explain to her my little predicament.