Sunday morning arrived, with the goddess awful annoying beeping from my alarm clock. I reached over and turned it off before wanting to doze off again. I yawned and forced myself out of bed.

I threw on some clean clothes, or what I called clean… cleanish… okay so they were kind of dirty but that was beside the point. I quickly walked into the kitchen and made myself a shake before slipping on my boots and going for a morning jog but I was a minute late.

I cursed quietly to myself, I had this awful feeling that today was going to be a bad day. I don’t know why I just had this feeling. I continued to jog around the town. The air was icy cold and I could see my breath. The ground was moist and wet and somehow the moisture seemed to seep into my boots, giving me an awful and uncomfortable feeling to my feet as I jogged along briskly.

The sun started to rise like it usually did and ponies began to trot along the streets casually. My back continued to give me problems during my jog and I’d have to stop several times and do a stretch.

Finally my watch beeped, indicating that it was 7:30am. I smiled to myself. It was time for a day at the spa. I briskly jogged over to the spa which was open today. “Thank Celestia” I muttered.

I entered and was greeted by Aloe, the pink one. “Morning ma’am” I said and she gave me a bright smile as always.

“Good morning Mr. Ron. The usual?” she asked but I shook my head.

“Nah, give me the deluxe… well minus the nail filing” I said and she nodded then wrote something down on a script of paper.

“That will be two hundred and fifty bits… I presume that will be in cash?” she guessed and I smiled as I gave her a wink. I placed a large bag of bits on the table.

“As always” I replied and she giggled.

“Mr. Ron, you are one of our best customers. We always appreciate your visits. Please just this way” she said and led me to another room.

“Can we do the massage last?” I asked and she nodded.

“Whatever you want Mr. Ron” she told me then led me to the mud bath area. Now I know it sounds stupid but for some reason mud baths were actually quite relaxing and rejuvenating. She left me alone and I slipped off my clothes, all of them, and crept into the mud bath.

I let the mud creep onto my skin for an hour or so before washing myself off and heading to the sauna. I cranked up the steam like I usually did and sat down, completely naked. It’s not like there was anyone else in here.

I let out a sigh of relief as I sat back and relaxed. It felt like the steam was extracting all the stress and tensions from my body. I don’t know how long I was in there but I really didn’t care.

Suddenly the door opened and I heard two voices conversing. It was two mares. They entered without even noticing me, probably due to the large amount of steam that had accumulated, and sat down across from one another while they continued to converse.

“So you’re saying that Blueblood actually tried to propose to you? That scoundrel” said the one mare. Then it was the other mare’s turn to talk.

“Yeah. Said it was our patriotic duty or something” laughed the other one. I immediately recognized the voice.

“Morning princess” I mumbled and they both gasped. Soon the steam dispersed and they saw who I was. Twilight sighed in relief as she realized who I was. I guess she thought I was Blueblood or something, judging by the look on her face.

“Ack! Ron, put some clothes on and make yourself decent” Rarity gasped as she realized that I was naked. I hadn’t really figured it was a bad thing to sauna naked, I usually did this naked but then again I usually didn’t have company.

I reached out for a towel but realized I hadn’t brought one. I stood up to grab a towel and felt the blood rush to my head then quickly sat back down with a dazed smile.

“I…I think… I think I’ll sit for just a while longer” I chuckled then placed a hand over my member to conceal myself. “Decent enough?” I asked with humor in my voice. Rarity sighed then nodded as she rolled her eyes.

Twilight fluttered her wings. “Yeah, so anyway, Rainbow Dash showed me cool places to massage my wings. It feels pretty good and it makes me wonder if the spa ponies know about those spots” Twilight commented and the two began to talk about her wings which she received just before becoming a princess or something.

Twilight suddenly switched the conversation over to me. “Oh yeah, so Ron I hear that you beat Iron Will in an arm wrestle. That’s pretty impressive” she commented and I nodded.

Rarity piped in as well, making sure not to accidently glance down to my lower region. “Yes indeed. It was all over the Equestrian Times. ‘Local Ponyville resident beats Iron Will in arm wrestle’” Rarity told me.

“Yeah and even Photo Finish got pictures of you. They got a pretty cool shot of you posing” Twilight said with a smile. “Do… do you think you could pose… for us?” she asked hesitantly with uncertainty in her voice.

Rarity shot a glance over to Twilight. “Twilight! Darling, are you attempting to flirt with him?” Rarity gasped and Twilight shook her head quickly.

“Nononono, not at all. It’s just… he looked so big in the picture but I figured he’d look even bigger in real life” Twilight explained. They both looked over to me.

“Uhm… so… right now?” I asked unsurely and Twilight nodded. “But won’t I be indecent” I reminded them and Rarity tossed me a towel that she had used to wrap around her hair.

“You can keep it… I uhh… well you know” she replied and I nodded then wrapped it around my waist. It was a little small, not really being meant for humans, but I made it fit around my waist before standing up.

I brought both my arms up so that my elbows were at a perfect 90 degree angle and my fists were facing the roof. I flexed for them and I could see Twilight ogling my muscles in fascination.

I switched to a pose where I held my right wrist with my left hand and flexed my right bicep. Veins began to bulge from my muscles as steam accumulated then would condensate into water droplets before dripping off my muscular body frame. I guess this was like one of those pictures you’d see in a muscle magazine.

I continued to pose for them and Twilight watched intently. “Wow… you look so much more muscular in person… it’s fascinating. Are all humans this strong?” she asked and I shook my head.

Then suddenly my towel became undone and it fell to the floor. I had tied it tightly but I guess that it was just too short but then I caught a glimpse of Twilight’s horn fading.

‘Did she just… nah, she wouldn’t’ I thought to myself. Rarity gasped in ladylike horror as she caught a glance of my drooping manhood and quickly covered her eyes. I leaned down and picked up the towel which was rather wet, probably weighing it down enough to slip off my waist.

I simply placed the towel around my waist and gave them a nod before leaving the sauna. “See you girls later” I said and Twilight waved goodbye.

“Bye Ron, see you around” she giggled and I heard Rarity scold her as I left, something about how that was completely inappropriate and unladylike.

I kept myself somewhat decent with the towel. I walked over to find Aloe waiting for me in the massage room. I gave her a nod and proceeded to lie down on the table. She began to rub and massage my back.

She was good, just like her sister. Moans lisped out from my mouth as I finally felt the tension in my back get relieved. Christ it felt good, almost too good.

“So Aloe… what’s new?” I asked and we began to chit chat and shoot the shit. She talked about random things like new perfumes and shampoos while I talked about muscle building. Though two completely different subjects, we somehow managed to keep the conversation alive.

“So… yesterday you were closed?” I asked and she nodded.

“Yes… my dear sister was distraught and heart-broken. Oh how I feel for her. Poor girl was trying to impress a stallion but she wouldn’t talk about it much with me” she said and I nodded.

“Yeah… I remember her talking about a stallion or something. Something about how they never find her attractive” I told her and she continued to rub my back.

“Well it’s not just that. She is rather shy around most stallions. She never really goes out and everything is always straightforward and strictly business… she needs to loosen up and live a little. I mean really, she’s twenty-four years old and I’ve never seen her with a stallion for very long” she told me. I nodded as she continued to rub my back.

“So what about you?” I asked and she sighed as she continued to rub my back but soon traveled up to my neck and shoulders.

“Well I’m a little wilder. I like to live life for everything it’s got in the terms of love” she told me and I nodded. “How about you?” she asked.

“Well… I don’t get out much due to work and personal fitness… and I’m not really interested in dating” I told her and she giggled.

“Well why not? It’s fun. Have you ever experimented a little?” she asked and I shook my head.

“Nah… back on earth I never really had the time” I replied. She continued to massage my back.

“Well how about here? Have you ever tried relationships here?” she asked but I chuckled.

“No. That’s… weird. I’m a different species you know” I told her but she simply laughed.

“My dear Ron, it is okay. Heck, I’ve heard of ponies making love with wild animals, Gryphons and even sometimes with dragons” she told me. The sudden talk about sex got me mildly aroused.

“Well regardless I don’t think that’s my thing” I told her and she let out a simple sigh.

“Have you ever tried it?” she asked and I shook my head.

“Nah. I have this feeling that it wouldn’t take my fancy” I told her.

“So you are a virgin?” she asked.

I almost lept up from the sudden question. “Whoa, hey! I was talking about relationships, not love making” I replied and she giggled.

“I’ll take that as a yes” she said with a cute snicker. I blushed furiously.

“That’s… personal information… but yes” I replied in reluctance to give out that information. It seems everyone wants to laugh at me when they found out I was a virgin. What’s so bad about being a virgin anyway? It’s not like it hurt anybody.

Aloe giggled again. “Then perhaps you are judging a book from its cover, not its contents” she replied and I groaned.

“You’re not seriously suggesting that I should go out and bone some pony… are you?” I asked and she chuckled as she stopped massaging my back.

“Roll over” she told me and my heart felt as if it stopped. I realized at that point that all this sex talk had given me a noticeably large erection.

“Uhh… I’d rather not” I told her and she sighed.

“I have to finish the massage”

“Can it wait?”

“No”

“Why not?”

“Just roll over already” she ordered in a very assertive voice and I reluctantly rolled over. The towel unfortunately flopped off my body, putting my erected manhood in full view.

I blushed furiously and quickly covered myself back up. Aloe giggled. “Your body doesn’t lie. You would like to be in a romantic and passionate relationship” she whispered in a seductive tone.

I tried to cover myself up more than I already had by pushing my boner down but she laughed and pulled my hands to the sides of my body. “Just relax” she said then began to massage my chest.

I gasped but she never took her hooves away from my chest. She laughed to herself. “What? Did you think I was going to make love to you?” she giggled and I let out a deep sigh of relief.

“Kind of… yeah” I stammered and she giggled again.

“Ron… I would never force anything upon a client unless they asked me too, but… would you like to be inside of me?” she asked in a very seductive voice. The sudden erotic question got me heavily aroused.

My conscious yelled at me screaming ‘No Ron, don’t!’ but my more primal side said ‘Rut her. Rut her like a wild bull and fill her with your seed’.

“Uhm… thanks for the offer… but I think I’m going to have to decline” I said with a very hesitant smile.

She smiled back. “You have a very strong will and do not give into sudden lust. That is a good trait and one rarely found in males these days” she told me. He comment made me smile then she began to massage my shoulders.

I let small moans of pleasure escape my mouth every so often. I will say that she was good at what she did although she was a little too flirtatious. “Oh yeah… oh you’re good… yeah right there” I muttered as she continued to massage my chest and shoulders.

Suddenly I heard the door creak and we both looked over. I only caught a glimpse of pink but we both figured that the wind must’ve caught the door. Soon she finished my massage and handed me my folded clothes.

“Hey thanks Aloe. When you get the chance tell your sister I said hey” I told her as I slipped on my clothes.

“Yes I will. Until your next visit” Aloe said as she extended her hoof. I shook her hoof then checked the time. It was about 3:30pm now and I had to be up early tomorrow for work so I figured I might as well be home early and eat a little before going to bed. I gave Aloe one final nod then departed.

‘Well that was certainly interesting’

Author's Note

Yes indeed, certainly interesting. Well I gotta be up early tomorrow for work and won't be home until late so I apologize for the need to wait but I'll also say 'Hey thanks to all you readers out there' and with that I give you a wink and a nod before I hit the sack. You never know, maybe tomorrow after work I'll mystically get teleported to a mystical land of talking unicorns and... this seems vaguely familiar