>Censored<

by MetaKnight145

Rating: mature
Tags: Discord, Sex, Human, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity, Queen Chrysalis, Random
Length: 2855

Your or John Everyman's smexy fun in equestra.

Not really censored.

Your or John Everyman's smexy fun in equestra. No story what so ever this is clop and only clop.

Clop.

Contains: Light sadism(I will give you a fare warning in the chapter title if a chapter will have it), Face****ing, bjs, hair****ing, BDSM, futa, r63, 69ing, anthro, humanized, in one instance a pizza flavored light bulb, and all around hot human X pony relations.

Some chapters may be 2nd person some will be in 3rd.

My first clop so don't expect Charles Dickens.

Don't let the CMC tag scare you, they will be aged up.

Published 2013-03-12 07:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-01 17:02:20 UTC

The Marshmallow's Fellow

It was nine PM and you were entering the Carousel Boutique with a large wrapped package under your arm. Rarity was generous enough to let you stay with her after you and your friend John Everyman somehow appeared in her bedroom in a flash of light cold, alone and unconscious those eight months ago. She even helped convince the doctors at the mental hospital you two weren't crazy, you were just severely disoriented from traveling so far from home. And you were, Ponyville and Equestria was a big change from your old homes.

Nopony knows how you two got there in the first place, but that hasn't stopped them from trying to find a way for you to go back home where you belong.

Although the longer you stay here the less you actually want to go home, back home you never had a nice and caring marefriend like Rarity. Yes three months to the day ago you started dating her.

You remember when you asked her out; You had reservations for the fanciest restaurant that was in Ponyville and when you actually asked she had an apprehensive face and it seemed as if she would say no but she said yes. The rest as they say is history, you two continued to go out after that first date and grew ever closer, but you never tried anything beyond kissing her because you knew she was kind of high maintenance and you didn't want to screw anything up with her.

Through yesterday you let the L word slip, she said it back to you but you couldn't tell if she meant it or not. You plan on making up for it today though because it was your three month anniversary and you have your gift for her under your arm. You have been saving most of the bits you got from working at the apple farm to buy it.

“>Your name<, darling is that you?”, called Rarity’s voice from her bedroom.

“Yes, Rarity just got back from picking something up for you.”, you answer.

“Oh that is wonderful darling, I have something for you too.”

“Really?”, you ask, knowing it is probably something much more than you really needed.

“Yes, but you must come into my bedroom to receive it.”

You take off your black dress shoes and place them beside the door, then walk over to the stairs and start climbing up the flight. You pause outside of the white door of her room noting the rose petals spread along the ground.

You open the door and what you see causes your nose to bleed, Rarity on her bed lying on back with her hind legs spread and her fore legs against her chest, her tail was just barely covering her marehood and other amorous parts. The room was lit only with a hand full of candles causing shadows to dance along her body and the rose petal covered bed.

“Is that package what you got me?”, she asks you as her tail moves left and right teasingly but never enough for you to see anything.

You can only nod at this point, your manhood is already starting to like where this is going and is starting to rise.

“Would you mind if I got it after you got your gift darling?”, she asks with a coy smile.

“O-of course not R-Rarity.”, you stammer.

“Perfect, just lay that beside the door and get in the bed with me.”, she says as her tail moves away from her allowing you to see everything underneath. Her wet folds glistened in the candle light, her tight plot hole was also slightly wet with her juices, her perfect teats were only accented further by flickering candles. She looks at you with lust filed half-lidded eyes, her dazzling white teeth biting her bottom lip as her hooves rubbed her chest in slow circular patters.

You close the door and lay your gift for her beside it like she asked and you quickly climbed into bed with her right beside her.

By now your member is at full attention and is completely noticeable through your pants that Rarity made for you.

“This will never do.”, she says as her horn and your clothes glow with the same aura. She unbuttons and unzips your sea blue pants and sends them flying into the adjacent wall to fall down on the ground in a neatly folded heap, she does the same for your matching dress shirt and black socks. She then leans down and gets the elastic of your white silk boxers in her teeth, not breaking eye contact she starts to pull them down when the elastic passes your penis it gets pushed down before springing back up standing straight up and free now after her having removed your clothes. Her horn lights up and she pulls the boxers the rest of the way off with her magic, before tossing them neatly folded with your other clothes.

The light from the candles danced all over your bare form as her eyes drink in the sight before her. You feel a blush on your cheeks from her starting at you like this.

You try to say something but she shushes you with a hoof against your mouth.

“You remember yesterday how you said you loved me?”, she asks you seriously.

You nod your head.

“Despite the way I said it yesterday I really do love you too. You just caught me off guard, its usually a lady's job to say her true feelings about her lover first, not the gentlecol-man's.”

The only thing stopping you from from sighing in relief is her mouth coming into contact with yours, and her tongue forcing its way into your mouth and exploring every corner and rubbing along every tooth. Yours and hers saliva to mix together and hers is sweet and has an aftertaste like the high dollar toothpaste she uses.

While you kiss she reaches down with her hoof,  grips your phallus and begins to gently massage it with slow up and down movements as she stares into your eyes, and you hers.

You gasp at the contact and pleasure she was giving you. You let out a soft coo and you reach with your hand and caress her flank. She sighed at the contact and the pace of her hoof started to get a little faster which causes you to utter a soft moan of bliss.

She giggled in a playful way before scooting down down and giving your shaft a long slow lick from the base to head swirling her tongue around your head and suckling it lightly, causing you to moan louder.

“R-Rarity?”, you say in a gasp whisper.

“Yes darling?” She came up, a  small trail of saliva still connecting her to your cock.

“I have to tell you. This is my firs-”, she silences you with a hoof against your mouth.

“Shhh, I can tell.”, that causes you to blush and turn your head to the side in embarrassment. “Relax darling, its nothing to be ashamed of.”

“O-okay.”, you reply feeling slightly relieved.

“Now just lay back darling, I’ll make this a memorable night, for the both of us.” You wonder what she means by that.

She then turns her attention back to your still erect member and leaned down to swirl her tongue over the head a few more times causing you to moan even more.

Seeing that she has teased you enough she opens her mouth and in one swift movement she takes half of your cock into the warm and moist confines of her mouth. You gasp and your back arches from the sudden pulse of pleasure she sent through your body.

She smiles at your reaction and hums causing vibrations to travel down your now throbbing cock causing sparks of pleasure to dance around it.

You groan and grip the bed sheets tightly in your hands to anchor yourself so  you don’t thrust your hips involuntarily.

Hearing you she gets a coy smile and starts bobbing her head up and down on your cock using her tongue to rub the underside all the while looking up at you with her large vibrant dark blue eyes.

“Oh Rarity don’t stop!”, you yell as you let loose one of your hands you are using to hold the bed sheets to grab the back her head. You don’t push her down, you just wanted more physical contact with her. You sensuously rub her head and run your fingers through her mane as she works.

Feeling your hand and hearing you yell caused her to move faster sending stronger pleasure down your phallus.

Losing yourself in the intense waves of pleasure she was giving you on your shaft, you accidently thrust up in the back of her throat causing her to gag and come off your rod coughing.

Rarity I’m so sorr-”, she put her hoof to your mouth to silence you again. You start to worry  if she doesn’t want to continue anymore.

She gathers herself after that incident and looks over you for a moment before her eyes fill with lust and a sexy grin adorns her face. “If you wanted to do that all you had to do was ask darling.”

You start to wonder what she means, but before you have the chance to ask she lays on the bed on her back with her head hanging off the edge. Her glistening marehood that has been dripping her fluids on the bed this whole time can been seen unobstructed and her glorious small white teats as well , and these only serve to further your already high arousal.

‘She can’t possibly mean for me to do what I think she does can she?’, you ask yourself in your head. But she answers for you.

“Come over here and fuck my pretty little face >your name<.”

You were shocked and very turned on how the normally lady like Rarity talked with such vulgarity like that just now, but your arousal was stronger than your shock and you got up and went around to where you were standing directly in front of her. Her bed was at a height that her mouth was perfectly aligned with your manhood.

“Um Rarity?”, you say, your excitement showing with how your voice shook.

“Yes darling?”, she asks as she eyes your shaft.

“Where do you want me to, umm...”, you let the sentence hang with a smile in the hopes of getting Rarity to talk vulgarly again.

As if sensing what you wanted, “You like me to talk dirty don’t you?” she asks with a cheeky grin.

You just nod your head.

She smiles “Then cum all over me darling, give me that glorious pearl necklace of yours!”. She licked her lips in anticipation and opened her mouth.

Hearing her say that was the last straw for you, you lined up your throbbing and saliva coated cock with her mouth and eased it in till half of it was inside her mouth. She reached up with her hooves wrapped them around you and groped your buttocks.

Using a lot more strength than you thought she had she pulled you closer causing your dick slide in all the way to your base. Your mind was completely blank and your cock felt like it was in heaven. Her throat tightened and loosened around your shaft sending shockwave after shockwave of pleasure through your body  as she swallowed around your phallus to suppress her gag reflex as she slightly shook her head to add to the already immense pleasure you were getting.

As your mind returned to you  you heard a changing noise and her chest started moving up and down as she was breathing normally and you get a tingling feeling on your cock. She cast a spell that let her breathe with your dick deep in her throat.

Knowing that, you started thrusting, doubling the already intense pleasure you were getting from her. You started slow only pulling out slightly before going back in but soon you picked up in speed and power pulling out to the tip before thrusting all the way in, using both your hands on either side of her head to hold her in place. The walls of her throat rubbed and massaged your cock every time it entered her, and she used her tongue to flick across your head every time you pulled back.

As you thrust into her you notice that her small, by human standards, breasts bounce ever so slightly as you thrust into her and that her marehood is even more wet than before.

Not wanting to be a selfish lover you reach and grab one of her teats and squeeze it while lightly tweaking her nipple. She moaned, the vibrations causing you to moan too, as she reached down and started clopping herself causing her to moan more.

Seeing that made you want her right then and there, you pull out and you climb onto the bed with her. She looks at you with a confused expression, but it soon goes away as she realizes what you want and she gets up her self.

She uses her magic to push you on your back and you fall with a yelp. She climbs on top of you and straddles your waist. The wet folds of her labia barely touching and rubbing your tip. You can feel the heat radiating off of her marehood, and it drove you crazy.

She places her hooves on either side of your head and leans down slowly, your lips connect with hers and you two share a passionate deep kiss full of the warmth that can only be shared only by two lovers. As you are in the middle of your kiss she lowers herself onto her haunches and slowly impales herself on your erection. The both of you moan into each others mouths at the sensation of the tight walls of her marehood sliding and stretching around your cock.

“Oh Celestia!”, the both of you yell out once she gets you in all the way to the base. Her tunnel was a lot warmer than her mouth, almost hot, and it felt like a vice it was so tight.

She starts to gyrate her hips causing her moist walls to rub all along your member this causes both of you to throw your heads back and yell from the intense feelings of it.

Soon she starts to lose herself in the extreme ecstasy of this moment you are sharing  and starts bouncing her hips up and down on your lap in at a rapid pace, her tongue is lolled out of her mouth with small droplets of saliva dripping down onto your face. You pay it no mind as you thrust in sync with her bouncing, your hands on her luscious flank. Both of you are now moaning loud enough for.all of ponyville to hear you, but you couldn't care less right now your mind was full of lust for this unicorn.

Before long you start to feel a familiar pressure inside your shaft as the two of you increase in pace. “R-Rarity I-I’m gonna cu-” Rarity cuts you off with a kiss and starts bouncing even harder and faster than before on your cock, forcing you to pick up your pace too.

The two of you are practically screaming in ecstasy now, accompanied only by the sounds of her flesh rapidly slapping against yours. She slams down hard on your lap causing your tip to enter her cervix and she screams, “I love you!” Her walls get even tighter on your manhood and her juices squirt all over your lap and her bed.

That sends you over the edge too.While she is still in the throes of her orgasim  you quickly wrap your arms around her holding her tightly to you, you scream, “I love you Rarity!” and you release spurt after spurt of your sticky load into her hot tunnel. Tears started to form in your eyes just because of the sheer intensity of what you are experiencing. Her womb quickly filled up and a mixture of her and your juices spilled out onto your lap and the bed.

Your respective orgasms soon passes and the both of you lay panting in the same position as you bask in the afterglow for a while. Your softening member slides out of her causing more of the juices from your union to flow out of her.

Her breathing soon slowed to normal and she fell asleep in your arms as you stroke her mane. You think to yourself, ‘She really wore herself out earlier. I’ll have to do the work next time.’. You lean your head forward and kiss her nose and she mutters something unintelligible and her body shifts slightly.

“Goodnight Rarity.” You smile and lay your head back down on the bed and as you drift off to a deep slumber as well one thought bugs at your mind ‘What was that giggling sound in the closet just now?’

An Exclusive Night with Elusive(A Rule 63'd version of the first chapter by R63s_Your_Clop)

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