My Fetish Dream

by Crusadin

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human
Length: 1127

Oh, happy joy! Just what everyone wants to read!

I spend some quality time with Twilight. It may only be a dream, but it's real enough for me.

Note: Yes, this is a self-insert. Though if I didn't state that explicitly you wouldn't have even noticed. Still can't believe I'm posting this. I'm weird.

Warning: Fart/Scat

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-05 09:20:02 UTC

Let the fetish begin!

I always enjoy Twilight's company when I'm over at her library residence. Even if she spends more time with her books than with me. I sat cross legged with my arm firmly rested on my knee, and my hand placed under my chin. I was ogling at Twilight, as she was studying her book, her legs curled underneath her. Cute. She sure is pretty.

Her purple radiant colors, her silky purple, and pink streamed mane. Her big sparkling eyes. Her rump. That beautiful round plushy rump. Even her cutie mark was catching. And I didn't even think that possible! I might have worried about her noticing me eying her down, from head to hoof. Or noticing my current boner.

But, well, when she has her nose in a book. She barely, if at all, takes notice of her surroundings. Her kitchen could burst into flames, and she probably wouldn't even notice. I watched as Twilight raised her tail, and farted. Whoa, was it loud! The smell was intoxicating. I like it.

"Excuse me," Twilight blushed, "I think that hay, and daffodil sandwich might have done a number on my stomach." She noticed that! And so did I! Because my penis went sproing! That was the sound of my penis becoming erect, in case you didn't get it. I wonder if I could get in on taking a direct deposit of that aroma up my nose.

"Twilight," I was too shy to ask out right away. I was worried she might think I'm weird. I hesitated for moment. But only a moment. Didn't want to let this possible opportunity pass me by. "Would you allow me to stick my nose deep in your rump?" I finally spat out.

Twilight stared at me, one eyebrow raised, as if saying, what's the matter with you? I knew she would think me weird. I mean, even I think I'm a weird. But I'm attracted to female bodily functions. Farts especially.

"Why? If you don't mind me asking," Twilight said.

Okay. Just get it over with real quick like. She'll most likely never agree.

I deeply inhaled, then exhaled, and said, "So you can let out those wonderful farts in my face."

Glad to get that off my chest. If she's gonna be all gassed up, better to not waste them simply in the air, I thought. Now for the moment of-

"Sure," Twilight complied.

-Rejection... wait, what!? She's really going to allow me to sniff all of her sweet, delectable aromas blasted out of her cute little purple rump? Heck yeah!

"Really? You're not just joking with me? I know you like to-" Twilight cut off my sentence.

"No, I'm serious. You can even eat them if you want to," Twilight gave a mischievous smile.

This day officially rocks! I smacked my lips together, saliva slightly dripping down. Twilight turned her back to me, and bent over raising her hind quarters up high, and lifted her tail. Her rump inviting my nose. No. Inviting my mouth. I was going in for a taste! I got down on my knees, and leaned in, cupping my mouth over her hole.

I awaited her sweet release. She closed her eyes, and began grunting. Her hole opening, and closing as she attempted to push out a fart. After a couple more grunts. A loud, and long wet fart blasted out of her rump. It reverberated off the sides of my mouth, as it hastily made it's way down my throat.

The aroma traveling through my nostrils, possibly singing my nose hairs, but I could care less. I just breathed in harder, trying not let any of the smell escape into the air. This aroma was all mine, and I wasn't about to share, and man, was the taste delicious!

I thrusted my tongue inside, and began eating her rump out. That fart had left some fecal matter behind inside her, can't let it go to waste. Some of the fecal matter was oozing down, I proceeded to lap it up, like a dog. I'll consider this as a little bonus gift. I anxiously awaited for her to blast some more in my face.

"Sorry about that," Twilight apologized to me as she stood up strait, putting her tail back down "I nearly used your mouth for a toilet," She let out a nervous chuckle.

Obviously, she was embarrassed about it. But the truth was, I liked it. She just didn't know that... yet. I couldn't just let her quit, and leave. I got a taste, and I was starving for more.

"Wait," I said calmly, as I placed my hand on her back, stopping her "I enjoyed every bit of it." Twilight looked into my eyes, her sad expression piercing me "Even when I-" I cut her sentence off this time.

"Yes, I'm being serious," I admitted, with a glowing smile. "Please," I begged for her to continue. I got down on the floor, and laid on my backside, opening my mouth. Twilight gave a smile as she trotted over, and bent down onto me, smothering my face with her rump.

So plush. Come on, Twi, I thought. Feed me, please. Twilight squeezed, and grunted, her glorious hole widening.  I could here the sloshy sound of fecal matter squeezing out slowly. I felt it plop onto my tongue. Tingling my taste buds all over. She continued, as more, and more of her fecal matter dropped into my mouth until it was full, and could contain no more. Some of it dripped out, and ran down my chin, and cheeks, as she let out a tiny fart at the end. Perfect.

Twilight stood up on all fours, as I swallowed down every last bit of the fecal matter. My mouth was caked with the remains. What she did next took me a bit by surprised. I say a bit, because with all she has let me do tonight, it wasn't all that surprising.

Twilight quickly locked her mouth onto mine, shutting her eyes. Her tongue swishing around inside with mine. Like two slimy swords locked in a heated battle. Coated with fecal matter, of course. I closed my eyes, and just flowed with it, like a river.

This has shaped up to be one heck of great day. Twilight pulled her tongue back out, saliva connecting from hers to mine. She stared at me with bed room eyes, sparkles glistening in them. She unzipped my pants with her mouth, my erect penis popping out. Twilight jumped onto me, my penis jabbing hard inside her vagina. She let out a loud moan, as she proceeded to-

Then my alarm clock sounded. Don't you hate it when that happens. Oh, well. Maybe tomorrow night I can dream of her again. I only hope.