Vinyl Scratch records

by Trznce

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Slice of Life, DJ P0N-3
Length: 1831

Vinyl Scratch (DJ-PON3, just being badass

This is not intended to be perfect, nor will it ever be. This is what I do in my spare time in Math clas. =] Please comment and rate 5 stars. This is not intended to be serious, but I will continue it whenever I'm bored and want to do something completely random, but can't put it in the Beautiful One story. Enjoy the randomness of the badass Vinyl Scratch. There will be sex, there will be one night stands, and there will be epicocity.

Published 2012-01-31 07:19:19 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-31 07:19:19 UTC

like a fairy tale

[color=cyanOk, just in case you were wondering, this is not an intentional story and is not meant to be, what's the word, elegant. This is a naughty story, and I'm not going to be working 21 hours a day on it, like I do with my other story(ies). There will probably be some lowercase I's, maybe a few spelling errors, but it will hopefully be clear enough to read. Now there will probably also be some tense changes. I'll try to just stick with 3rd person, but I'm still working on writing without changing it, so I might slip a little bit. Anyways, this isn't going to be one of your typical oneshots, this will be more than one chapter and will stick to the storyline. Thank you, and enjoy!!

]DJ-PON3

"Hey! Play that one song! You know, with the cool beats!" DJ-PON3 hears one of her fans yell. She gives him a confused look, wondering what he's talking about. She takes a random guess. Apparently it was the right one, because she hears yell, "Thanks! Your the coolest!"

She smirks. About half way through the song, her manager comes in.

"Nice work out there. I'll be taking over from here. You go mingle, i'll keep the crowd busy."

"Thanks." DJ-PON3 says, as she steps away from the mic.

"Hey, ponies! Are you having a good time?" She hears her manager say, as she jumps into the crowd.

"I can't hear you!"

DJ-PON3 drowns out his voice with her thoughts.

Ugh..... I need a drink. DJ-PON3 thinks to herself.

DJ-PON3 isn't like every other pony. She's one of the only DJ's in Equestria, so sometimes she needs to just cut back. Her name is Vinyl Scratch. Her cutie mark is the mirror of two bridge quaver. Underneath those purple goggles are beautiful, vibrant red eyes that would make any stallion have the jitters.

She spots a good looking stallion, standing alone next to the punch bowl. She trots over to him.

"Hey there good looking."

He looks up at her. He looks around, thinking she was talking to someone else.

"Hey, I'm talking to you."

He looks at her and says nervously, "who, me?"

Vinyl's starting to get fed up with this stallion.

"Here, come with me. Let me buy you a drink."

She pulls his hoof, walking over to the bar. The stallion looked like he was going to faint.

"Hey, you. Two Golden Delicious." She says.

The bartender immediately brought out two glasses, did some fancy things, and wha lah!

"There you go! On the house," he smirked.

"Thanks." Vinyl speaks calmly.

The bartender leaves them to their privacy.

"So, what do you do for a living?" Vinyl asks the stallion (Who's name we shall never figure out, hehe ;D For now, we'll call him.... Bob.).

"Well, I'm a teacher. I'm guessing you're a DJ?" Bob says, obviously nervous.

"Hehe, I sure am..." She says, rubbing up against Bob.

"Wha..... What are you doing?!" Bob cries, trembling.

"What, don't tell me you don't like it." she moans. Wow, stallions are so oblivious.... Vinyl thinks to herself.

"I...I don't really.... think that that a good-OH!" Bob blinks.

Vinyl begins to touch his ever growing member.

"I think we should take this....." she says, pointing to his (WOOHOO!)".....and go somewhere.... hmm.... private."

Bob stutters, not knowing what was going on. He was dragged outside of the party.

There were two big, black stallions guarding the way to the "Celestia Dine" hotel. What a weird hotel name....

"We're sorry, ma'am, but we can't let you pass." the one on the right grumbles.

"Vinyl whips out her I.D., and the guards stand upright at attention.

"Oh, my! Miss Scratch, we're so very sorry! A thousand apologies! We're sorry for the inconvienience!" (Not sure if that's how it's spelled, but who cares! :D) The left one barks, standing aside to let the two ponies pass.

"Oh, that's quite alright. It's not your fault for keeping guard of a hotel. I say good job!" She says, winking at the guards.

They walk in the hotel.

"This place is very nice, but..... I have a marefriend, you see, and I really have to being going right about now..." He looks at her.

Vinyl ignores him. UGH! Really? Even if he did have a marefriend, he should be bowing down to me right now! Does he know what an honor this is!?!? she thinks.

The pair finally reach the room. (#1337)

Vinyl Scratch grabs his hoof and pulls him inside, slamming the door shut.

"Well, baby, I'm ready for you.." Vinyl whimpers, getting on the bed and spreading her legs open.

Bob stares.

"What, you don't know what to do? Ok, here, I'll show you."

Vinyl starts massaging her vagina will her hoof, letting out a stiffled moan.

HEY! BE QUIET IN THERE, I'M TRYING TO SLEP!" some pony yells through the wall.

"Hehe, now's my time to shine!" Vinyl meows, slowly trotting over to an enormous stereo. She turns the volume to max, and the song starts playing.

Let Me Hit It by Sporty-O

Drop It!

The song blares in Bob's ears; the screams from the ponies next door are never to be heard again.... at least, until the song is over.

The music got her to

Make her body move

And when a body move, a body groove, a body oh

It got me feeling like

I wanna take her home

But I've been drinking like

I might not make it home

She got that body language when she strut her stuff

She a bad girl and I can't get enough.

Vinyl seductively stumbles on top of Bob, kissing him straight on the lips.

She immediately slid her tongue into his mouth. His eyes, wide open in shock, stare into hers. After a while, he gives up on struggling, and returns the kiss.

"Ooooohhh..... Well, now your getting a hang of it!" she licks his nose, breaking the kiss.

I'd really like for you to be my private dancer

Her body smoking

Did she die from cancer?

She dancing hard

Hard as good crack

Vinyl pushes Bob onto a chair, and starts giving him a lap dance. The whole time, his eyes are only on one thing.

"Hehe.... Do you like what you see?"

She sits on his lap, opening her legs. (UGH! CLOSE YOUR LEGS, IT SMELLS LIKE FISH!!! D: XD)

"...... Can I...... umm....." he blushes, unable to say it.

"Ask me anything, baby..... Tonight, I'm all yours. All yours." she licks her finger seductively.

"Uh.... can I.... squeeze?" he stutters.

"There! That's the spirit! Oh, and yes, please." she bends over, ass in his face.

From that point of view, he could see everything. Both holes and her ass is available. His mind races with the possibilities. (Campbell's Chicken Noodle, you know the drill.)

Now is where the party starts.

He starts by sqeezing her ass, like he said he wanted, Vinyl moaning as he does so. She starts bouncing her ass in front of his face.

"Mmmmmm..... If you want more, you don't need to ask. Just go ahead."

Bob just gives a slight nod. He then sticks a finger in her pussy. First slowly, then speeding up.

"Oh, darling! Faster, harder! Oooooohhh...." she moans.

He grunts, stopping completely. Vinyl looks back, wondering what was going on. But before she managed to, Vinyl felt a warm tongue in replace of where his fingers were. She lets out a scream of ectasy.

"Mmmmmm... You like that pussy in your mouth, don't you?" She cries, wishing he would go faster.

As if reading her mind, he went faster. Suddenly, Vinyl felt a pulsing feeling coming from her vagina. (The Bro-gina.)

"AAAACCCKK!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!" she yells. Unfortunately for her, right before she said that, the music stopped.

".....Oops?" Vinyl blushes. She gets up to turn on the music, but is stopped by a hand pulling her down.

Let it be. I'm not done with you yet." Bob whispered in her ear, licking her neck hungrily.

"Oh, now look who's in the mood."

"Do you have a problem?"

"Oh, not at all!"

"Get on the bed."

"What?"

"I said get on the bed. Now."

"Someone's a little demaning.... hmmm.... I like it." she smiles, eroticlly (Not sure how it's spelled, sorry) walking over to the bed.

"Lean over."

She does as she says, giving him a view of her cunt.

"Come at me, bro." she says, spreading her ass open

He comes over to her, slowly rubbing his now fully grown dick around the top of her vagina.

"Oooooohh..... Stop teasing!" she gave a playful glance to Bob behind her back.

He smirks, and slowly starts descending into the sexy mare's pussy.

Vinyl let's out a loud moan.

"Wait."

Bob looked up, wondering why she asked this request.

"What is it?"

"What do you want your nickname to be?"

"Oh.... just call me CX(OMG PLOT TWIST!).

"Okay, CX..... Do continue."

"With pleasure."

"....Is that a pun?"

"........"

He stuck the rest of his length into the magical worm hole (lol).

Vinyl lets out another moan.

He slowly thrusts in, almost as if meaning to torture Vinyl. She squeezes down onto his cock, getting out a grunt from CX. She gazes into his eyes (If you didn't realize yet, she took off her glasses), enticing him with her bright red eyes.

Without a word (other than the many moans), he starts thrusting in a little faster.

This continues for a few minutes, until Vinyl starts screaming out, "CX! OH, CX! BUCK ME HARDER!"

CX just kept on doing what he was doing, oblivious to everything else but her.

CX's thrusts were now lightning fast. Even he started moaning, too.

Vinyl couldn't hold it any longer.

"CX! I'M CUMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"

CX lets out a groan as his cock pulses out semen into the cute, innocent mare.

They stay there for a while, cuddled up as the ponies next door yell at them to do it somewhere else.

After a moment of silence, CX pulls away from Vinyl. She looks at him with her big red eyes. He then proceeds to shove his member in the young mare's face. Vinyl licks it seductively, making sure to get ever last drop of cum that was stuck to his prick.

Vinyl then engulfs the entire cock, all in one quick motion, getting a little stiffled moan out of CX. (8==Coal==>Vinyl)

A few minutes and one kiss later, he lays on top of her with loving eyes.

"So, if you wouldn't mind me asking..... what is your real name, CX?"

"Oh my name? My name's Coal."

"............."

OK!!!! So, it's finally over!!! That was an exciting ending. If you guys don't get it, look up my second life. That guys amazing and already on his 100th chapter!!!! So I guess THIS is his surprise.... ;) Anyways, thank you all for tuning in! I'll make more soon!

-DJ-PO3