Derpy's Finest Hour 2 - Redemption

It was only a day after Derpy's death and the town was as it always should have been. Birds chirped and sang happily in the sunlight, as there was no retard to destroy their nests. Every animal scurried about without a care in the world, happy that there was no idiot to sit on them. And finally, the ponies of the town. They were overjoyed, more so than they have been in a long time. That dumb ass was gone, and they could finally get on with their lives. No more broken windows to fix. No more buildings to rebuild. Just an all around beautiful day to play about. And that's where we go to the six ponies who helped most of all in the execution of the town retard; Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle.

Of all of the ponies in Ponyville, they were the happiest of all. Rarity was happy because there was no moron to splash mud all over her coat and dresses. Pinkie Pie was happy, ecstatic even, because there was no idiot to ruin her cakes and try to eat Sugar Cube Corner. Applejack was overjoyed because Derpy wasn't there to knock her barn over and eat her apples. Rainbow Dash was excited to know that she- *ahem*- he would be going to work the next day without crashing into that klutz. Fluttershy was joyful because Derpy was no longer there to terrorize her animals. And Twilight Sparkle? She was happiest of all. So happy that she would do a back flip, front flip, and everything in between if she could. She was no longer bound to the financial problems of the town. From now on, her life would be much more easier without that block head in her way.

Where were all of these ponies, you ask? Well, they are right outside of Ponyville having a picnic. And a lovely picnic it was. Fountain drinks of all flavors and statuses were spread out between the six, excluding Spike, of course. He's a fucking prick. All of them were having a wonderful time. Each enjoying their food. Everyone in the group had a plate stacked high with sandwiches, pastries, and the occasional slice of cake. And guess what? Rarity was the first to eat all of hers because shes a pig. The fat bitch deserves to get diabetes and die from food poisoning.

The others sat and stared in amazement as she wolfed down her second plate, snorting and oinking as she went.

"What has gotten into you, Rarity? You seem so hungry all of the sudden." Twilight asked her friend with a hint of genuine concern in her voice.

Rarity took another giant bite and swallowed slowly before retorting, "Are you calling me fat?!"

Rainbow Dash, who was currently sitting right next to the white, chalky bear pig, chuckled at the sprouting argument between the two unicorns. "No offense, Rarity, but you're going to get fat if you keep eating like that."

The most prismatic and girlish of the group, Rainbow Dash loved sports more than anything. His dreams were of joining a team of fliers known as the Wonderbolts. But the walked, flying, and talking gay pride parade was too oblivious to the fact that the group was splitting apart and Spitfire was a heroine addict. Of course, that's what you would expect from his dumb ass. I mean, look at him! His has a cyan body and a rainbow mane. A. Rainbow. Mane. Stupid gay faggot. He doesn't even have enough brains to tell that he isn't a filly!

"Enjoy that cake, Rarity. It's going to be the only chocolate you'll be getting for a while!" Pinkie Pie cracked. The entire group, all except Rarity of course, fell backwards and laughed their guts out.

Pinkie Pie was the most oblivious and excitable of the group. Other than that, there isn't much else to say about her. Except that she needs to lay off the cocaine for a few minutes.

Rarity frowned in response, "I'm sorry if I'm feeling a bit hungry! I just don't know what's coming over me."

Spike, in his all around bad assery and awesomeness, came over to Rarity and slapped her ass with his claw. He leaned towards her and whispered in her ear, "Don't worry... I'll ALWAYS love you..."

She blushed in return and nuzzled Spike in return. "I know you will."

Applejack rolled her eyes and thought back to yesterday. "Hey, what ever happened to that retarded pony we killed yesterday?"

"Celestia took care of her. She wrapped her up with balm and salt, then nailed her the town hall. I'm kind of glad, too. My animals will get along better than ever before without a stupid pony like her to ruin everything." Fluttershy replied.

"Yeah, what a moron she was!" Rarity chortled, "I'm glad she's gone. She couldn't even pleasure me properly." she continued, remembering yesterday when she stuck her ass in Derpy's face.

"What an idiot!" they all said at once, laughing heartily afterwards.

Meanwhile...

In Tartarus, there was a meeting to be had. Monsters and spirits of all shapes and sizes lined up along the charcoal black table that would hold their meeting.

One of the two spirits at the end of the table raised a hammer fashioned from bone and weathered steel and smashed it down on the table in front of him.

"Let's get to the fucking chase!" the gnarly looking beast pointed a bony finger at the other end of the table. "My job is to take care of the souls of the dead, correct?" he nearly shouted over the gasps of the room. They all nodded furiously in response.

"Then why in my name is there an undead pony currently roaming about?" he screamed at the top of his lungs. "I have almost fucking had it with your shit, Life! One more fucking slip up, and I will take over myself!" he slammed his fist on the table yet again.

"Calm yourself, Death. You fail to realize that I am not the one who did this." the spirit at the other end of the table stated calmly.

"It must have been you! There is no other creature capable of doing that." Death accused.

"You forget, Death. There are only two others I have granted that ability; Celestia and Discord." he said with a smug grin on his face.

"Did I also mention that the pony is currently strewn about the floor of an execution platform, it's innards rotting and stinking up the place?! Not to mention the fact that of all things, the executed was innocent!" the entirety of the room gasped in astonishment, especially Life.

"What do you mean, innocent?"

"The little fucker never hurt a fly! It was a total klutz, but at least it didn't kill anything." Life still didn't look convinced, so Death threw in his last bit of information. "And now, we have an undead walking around! It's still alive, however. That fucking spell that was cast on her is keeping her from dying! She is forever trapped and forced to live, feeling every second of torture as her bones are being rotted away and forgotten." Life's jaw dropped in disbelief.

"What?!" Life regained his composure and smashed his fist onto the table, causing many of the beasts at the table to jump from the sound, "Who did this?!"

"Celestia, definitely. After all, Discord is trapped in his stone encased state. How would he be able to cast the spell?" Death stated as Life nodded in agreement.

"Alright, I believe you. But what do you expect me to do? We must stay here and tend to the dead. How-" he stopped mid sentence as Death smugly grinned at him from across the table. "Oh, yes of course. Pain, Sadness! Come here please." two small goblins rose from their seats at the table and took their places in front of Life.

"You two are to go up to the surface and aid the tortured soul." they both nodded and began to make their way out. "Wait! There is something you must take with you." Life pulled a small, glowing blue bottle from his robe and gave it to Pain. "Use this on the pony. Then, you are to possess it. However, leave it in control. You are to only give it your powers. Understood?" they both nodded furiously and saw their way out of the underworld, aiming to help the tortured pony in need...