The Glorious Misadventures of Twilight, Hetler and Satan

ALL HAIL SATAN OUR LORD AND HITLER OUR SAVIOR!

CHAPTER 1: Twilight wakes up

It was a morning in puny wil and everyone waws still fucking in bed, when twilight woke up and she was feeling a strange thing in her wet panties.She stood up, and walked to shower. as always, she beganscreaming at the mirror because nopony was aloud to look like her. like al,most every other time, (except that one time when she forgot to change the mirror) the smashed the mirroor with a falcon punch and walked over to the shower. then, she inserted the pieces of galss into her eyes,ears etc. But when she was about to insert the piece of galss into her HIV imn fected pussy, she noticed a that there was a huge horse dick hanging.

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HEJ buddys! luk! a slightly retarded red maned earth pownie screamed at Cunt tattoo crusaders, her/hsi (she was hermafrodit, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ?) companion.s. I finally got MY FUCKIJNG CUNT TATTOO! the abomination let her hoof slide down to her thights and showed some weird slime to her companions. APpLE BOOM, THATS NOT A CUNT TATOO! THATS JUST SOME ROTTEN SEED FROM THAT HOBO WHO ATTACKE US YESTERDAY|! A pegasus with orange coat and purple mane responded. CUNT-A-LOO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! the third Cunt tattoo crusader, just stood the watching while pleasuring herself furiously with a piece of broken bottle. suddenly a fight appeared and then lots of blood everyvehrere. But they all stopped when they npticed two things: Rest of punywil staring at them and a weird pourple mare slaughtering everything in its path....