The Glorious Misadventures of Twilight, Hetler and Satan

by XxX_ArCt1c-S3RB_420XxX

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 2617

Twilight wakes for a brand new world in which she meets Hetler and Satan. They go on an epic adventure to spread the glorious naziism.

Twilight wakes for a brand new world in which she meets Hetler and Satan. They go on an epic adventure to spread the glorious naziism. This is a story about life and death, about love and betrayal, about an epic adventure where our lord, Satan, and our savior, Hetler, meet a very moody Twilight.

WARNING: CONTAINS AUTISM, DISGUSTING GORE, AND MUCH WORSE THINGS

Triggerfags go here: anal, vore, gore, death, nazism, occultism, futa, rape, uniforms, half life 3, elomiunaty

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-12 08:20:50 UTC

Chapter 2: Twilight's first victims

DE PURPLE FURIOUS MARE SHOUTED RANDOM INSULTS AS SHE VNTURED ACROSS WHOLE PONY WWIL. BUT WHEN SHE SAW CUNT TATOO CRUSADERS, SHE JUST TOOK OF WITH THME TO A RANDOM LOCATION USING TELEPORT. THDEN SHE MOLESTED THEM. FIRST SHE SEWERED SWIETIE DIABEETUS BELLES HORN OFF, AND STUFFED IT INTO APPLE BOOM ROTTEN CUNT. BUT THEN, SHE SCREAMED AT CUNT TATOOO CRUASEDRES SCREAMING THE FOLLOWING: WHEN YOU SEEE MAH DICK YOU WILL WISH TO IDEI, NOW WHPO OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS? WHO WAS THE SMART BASTARD WHO WANTED TO GET PLASTIC SICK OPERATION CUTIE MARK? The three poor filies stared at the crazed mare, when apple boom took the horn out of her pussier and put it in her mouth. The other two filies stared in disgust, and twilight vomited all over them. Twligiht yhen rammed her dick into cunt-a-loos eye, because she wanted to know how it felt. It felt amazing. The warm fluids from cunt-a-loos eyes went all over twilights dick, and it if elt like her doick was in someones motuh. But den, with a bright blu flash fo lihght  a tall bipedal creature apperaeds. And the human screamed: FOR FUCK SAKE NOT AGAIN! Twilights saw the bipedal createrue, and imeddiatley mounyted the poor human on her dicck. the human screamed, he litteraly screamed his lungs out, and then he died because of MORTUM HOMINES PAPPAL STATES SHIT.

Morale: do not make the pope angry.

BUT DEN CELESTIA ARIVED AND ASKED WHY TWILISGHTS ABOMINATED dick sprowed semen all over the fucking palce. Twilight didnt answer, she just killed celestia with diabeetus belles horn, horn (she ripped applle boom jaw off and then proppeled it with ,magic towards celestias cheast.). An den the pownies stared at tiwlights. it was a horrible scene. in the rom layed dead celesita with a horn rammed through her cheast, i dead human with asshole ripped apart, apple boom with her jaw misssing, diabetus belle without hern horn, and twilight withy a giant dick. only one who was still unharmed was scootaloo. WHOOPS DID I SYA UNHARMED? HAAAAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHHA HER WIMNGS WERE PAINFULLY TORTURED AS TWILIGHT IDDI  FUUUUUUUUUUS RO SDAAAAAAAAAAH AN D SCOOTALOO WAS CRIPPLED! AHAHAHHAHAHA!TAKE IT! And so, the molest ended and twilight got out from the pocket dimension backe in ponyiwl, searching for more victims.....

Le Chapter 3: More victims

LE LEL E TWILIGYTH wa back in  [punyvil and den she was about to got and molest everyone and first she loked at her dik and did selfsuck because she lwana to sdo lselfsuck for a realy long ltime by now but she hadnt cock  and there was noone who wanted to mate with such a miscreation like tiwligt. she masturbat furoiusly and because she zckum um KUM AL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE and then twilght took of toward le sweet appre akers where japplejack sat fucking with bick mack because his horsedick was so oversized when twilight appeared she threw big makintosh away, killed him with her teet and then continued to rape japplejack. but wen she awas about to kaum a piece of shit from FLUTTERSHIT got between her eye and eyelid and she raged so fuking hard because she had 2 more weeks to live before she crippled from fluttershit infection and sthes she got all rage and slapped flootershits hjead of with single powerful FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH AMADAFAKAAR and because she wanted more rape and blud and violence she hung flutershits head ion her dik and go all parade trhough ponyvil. but then, suddenly "(VIP WRITING RESERVED FOR DA THE NEW POPE)HOOOOOOOOODIHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chorals sounded as pope ascended from his heavenly chair. and what did he say then? Satan is your god and Hitler is your savior. Thy shall joineth us or perish. Yhe horrible truth. Yes. twilight raged so epicly hard at pope that she *FOLLOWING TEXT WAS REMOVED BECAUSE IT WAS INAPROPRI- IDFK HOW TO SPELL DIS FOR KATOLIK RELIGION ripped his head of and raped his nostrils No, she kidnly thanked him for being such a good popo and teleported off to canterlot where the mayhem began.....

chaptr fur newfags (were hetler and satanus meat)

ALL HAIL SATANUS OUR LORD AND HITLER OF BRAUNAU OUR SAVIOR

~adof hetler

TWILITE WAZ ABAT to suk more cox cuz gay so she went to the dony donut pone in canterlot. he had bnig fat stallion cock because he ate muffins als day and was fat but it was fine because twilite was to suk jhis cock and den fuck his fat stallion ars right in the little arsehoal. so she went on the train were she got free ticketz coz she raepd all of de conducturos and passegers so she got all train for herself. she was busy making a sextypea by masterbating by a bottle of broken gless inserting in thher asshole wich scaus massive bleed but thats no problem because twiley ez hardcore. Den train stop because twily did not realize that it was actually being pulled by nothing because condutcturs were ded. by twilite. so she went like WADAFUQ WHO DESFUQ        HARDSKOAP  DIS TRAIEN but den she saw hetler and satan walk up in de train like YO WAT TE FAK IS UP BITACH so tiwilyet tried to riep rayp dem but dye were god tier OP so twilit ended up with her being bonded and then fucked in the ass by a panda with a pink dildo like the one on pronhub. den dey haf rage twiliyt on a table and satanus is aatsanidng standing over here and saying: hey u dumb pusi gibe de pusy or ded and twilite scremd so hetler began to funk her dityry pony ashole and stretch it but he nearly cut his dick on a piece of broken glass grom earlier but hetler is invicable so all is good. So den satatanus our lord and hetelr our savior began converting twilite to master race cuz she was a dirty console peasant so den she was sieg heil

20 ears later

all equus waz nazi and asatan cuz hitelr and satan used twilite as super wepon

celestia and sulna served as cockwhoeres for hetler and satan

and twilight waz ded

gg wp

the end

"10/8 m8s, pretty fokien gud." -IGN

le piloguie kuz fancu

epiloguye

again 20 yesrs later celestia and luna were too ashole stretched to fuk so dey were kild. but der corpses were trown into legions to get gangkanbasd and fucked violently wyth the soldiers of hetler and satanan antichrist

der hangd banners over al wurl.d with hakenkreuz (swastika fur dumbfags) and sieg heil abnners

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Chapter 1: Twilight wakes up

ALL HAIL SATAN OUR LORD AND HITLER OUR SAVIOR!

CHAPTER 1: Twilight wakes up

It was a morning in puny wil and everyone waws still fucking in bed, when twilight woke up and she was feeling a strange thing in her wet panties.She stood up, and walked to shower. as always, she beganscreaming at the mirror because nopony was aloud to look like her. like al,most every other time, (except that one time when she forgot to change the mirror) the smashed the mirroor with a falcon punch and walked over to the shower. then, she inserted the pieces of galss into her eyes,ears etc. But when she was about to insert the piece of galss into her HIV imn fected pussy, she noticed a that there was a huge horse dick hanging.

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HEJ buddys! luk! a slightly retarded red maned earth pownie screamed at Cunt tattoo crusaders, her/hsi (she was hermafrodit, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ?) companion.s. I finally got MY FUCKIJNG CUNT TATTOO! the abomination let her hoof slide down to her thights and showed some weird slime to her companions. APpLE BOOM, THATS NOT A CUNT TATOO! THATS JUST SOME ROTTEN SEED FROM THAT HOBO WHO ATTACKE US YESTERDAY|! A pegasus with orange coat and purple mane responded. CUNT-A-LOO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! the third Cunt tattoo crusader, just stood the watching while pleasuring herself furiously with a piece of broken bottle. suddenly a fight appeared and then lots of blood everyvehrere. But they all stopped when they npticed two things: Rest of punywil staring at them and a weird pourple mare slaughtering everything in its path....