This is Vice Admiral Ivonna Dostya of the Intrepid-Class Retrofit, USS Theatrical to any starfleet ship in range, major damage to all decks and warp core is offline, auxiliary power is failing, I repeat, this is Vice Admiral Dostya of the Intrepid-Class Retrofit, USS Theatrical to any starfleet ship in range, please, help us!
–Distress call from, USS Theatrical

Crossover of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Stargate, contains gore, anthro ponies and Wraith feedings