Spitfires Mission: Babysitting at HQ

by Cantil

Rating: teen
Tags: Wonderbolts, Spitfire, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random
Length: 2305

When Spitfire invites Rainbow Dash to the Wonderbolts HQ, what is supposed to be paying a crash bill, turns into much more wild events of this Friday night.

Babysitting wild Wonderbolts with Spitfire.... What could go wrong? From a paying a crash bill, to a babysitting job, to a game of hide and go seek. I would think of it as hanging with my heroes, but watching them! Along with Spitfire! This is going to be a CRAZY day!

(Rated teen just for a little implying of bad language, nothing major)

Published 2013-03-05 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-04 21:18:27 UTC

WonderDream

           'Sweet Celestia it's freezing in here' Rainbow thought to herself as she waited for the secretary to return. 'Man, what is taking her so long, I've got some flying to get to'

         The secretary soon returned with a paper that listed the amount of money that Rainbow owes due to her last attempt to perform the firecracker. She got halfway through the process until she realized that she was flying towards a wall. All Rainbow could think about was what ridiculously high amounts of money they will charge her for that ugly wall. Rainbows thoughts trailed on until she was distracted by the sound of a familiar voice.

    "Woah Rainbow, what did you do to rack up a bill that high!" A yellow Pegasus mare surprisingly asked.

'Should I answer, I don't want to start a conversation because I've already waited long enough for that old secretary to return. I guess it won't hurt to answer' Rainbow finally snapped out of her thoughts and started.

"Well first off, that wall was in my w-" Rainbow stood speechless when she turned around and found Spitfire to be the pony that just asked her that.

    After moments of silence Spitfire said " So, you said something about you and a wall." Spitfire smirked trying to hold back a few chuckles.

The secretary then cut in "Miss Dash, will you please just pay this 1000 bit bill and then you can get back to standing there doing absolutely nothing."

Rainbow turned and started "Fine, and that's Rainbow Dash for you, Greatest Flier in Equestria!"

The secretary smirked and stated "Your saying that now..... I'm sorry but you crashed into........ A wall. So therefore, your telling me that you're the greatest flier in Equestria?" All that could be heard was Spitfire cracking up while laying face first on the floor.

     "CAPTAIN SPITFIRE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" Yelled a stallion who Rainbow Dash recognized as the Wonderbolts manager, Thunder Strike. Spitfire quickly popped off the floor to her regular relaxed standing position. "Do I need to send a different Wonderbolt to walk down the hall because the captain can't control herself." Thunder Strike questionably asked while standing up in Spitfires face.

"No, Sir!" Spitfire hastily replied.

"Now, did you find some one to help you take care of......them while I wait for the mares to get done with their spa day!" He said while making an irritated face.

"Sir, I am working on that now!" Spitfire proudly stated.

"Good. I'll see you in a couple minutes!"

   Spitfire turned towards Rainbow to see her paying the bill while noticing Rainbow was breathing very heavily, like she was struggling.

"You ok there." Spitfire worriedly asked.

Rainbow hesitated to answer but she eventually answered. "Did you not see how much they want from me to replace that stupid wall!"

"True that. So are you busy starting tomorrow til Sunday." Spitfire asked.

"Hmmmm, well I have a lot of flying to practice but that is optional." Rainbow replied.

'Thunder Strike, sir, I think I found my helper' Spitfire cheerfully thought to herself.

"Rainbow."

"Yea."

"I have a question." Spitfire happily said.

The Endless Trail of Thoughts

  All the Wonderbolts could do was stand there wishing to just disappear. Spitfire was the last pony they were expecting to walk through those door because it was too scary to think about what would happen if it were to be her. The sight that they were met with was highly disappointing to Spitfire and shocking that they would ever do such a thing. This was even worse than what they did last night when they took the extra uniforms and shredded them up in an attempt to make a dress for Lightning Streak and Fire Streak. But this was just way over the top.

Spitfires Thoughts

   'Each Wonderbolt, Misty Fly, Lightning Streak, Fire Streak, Blaze, Silver Lining, Wave Chill, High Winds and even Surprise, are getting extra laps on Monday.....wait a minute, how in Equestria did Surprise get here before Rainbow and I.....She didn't even pass us in the hall after we passed her? Well anyways they are just lucky they have that spa thing tomorrow... but then again I'm stuck babysitting those stallions. At least I have my new friend Rainbow to help me.' Spitfire thought to herself. 'But then again I hope they don't make her go nuts because I do remember last time'. Spitfire made a terrified face while thinking about this. 'I did notice that Rainbow was going nuts just having to pay for that wall, which I do have to agree was really ugly and shouldn't have been 1000 bits. I thought she couldn't breathe, it was that bad. Well I'll just keep a eye on her because if she wants to make the team then she will have to get used to her teammates acting like this. I think she'll probably act like this when she joins.' Spitfire thought to herself in her deep trails of thought, she then added 'This could be a test'.

Rainbow Dashes Thoughts

    'Woah. Just Woah.' Was all Rainbow could think of. To see her idols, her heroes, her role models misbehaving so terribly... It was just so unexpected. 'I can't believe that they would put a water slide in here. Where did they even get the wat-, oh wait, looks like they taped a hose to the sink and then made it work from there on'. Rainbow turned towards Spitfire who was still lost in her thoughts. 'I wonder what she's thinking about? She looks like she's really thinking about something since she's just staring off at the floor.' 'Well anyways... This is going to be ........AWESOME, that is if I don't go nuts and have a breakdown first.'

Misty Flys Thoughts

'OMG! This can't get any worse!' Now she's going to be in such a bad mood. Well tomorrow is Satur- OMG I almost forgot, we have the spa day thing tomorrow!' 'She will probably give us a punishment when we get back on Monday but still.. Maybe she won't be as mad about this whole "situation".' Misty happily tried to agree with that but something told her that some pony was so going to come walking down this hallway.

Surprises Thoughts

'Dun, Dun, DUNNNN!' 'This is so not going to be go- hey is that Rainbow Dash from the Best Young Fliers Competition!' 'Shes friends with my cousin Pinkie Pie... OMG I have to go talk to her!' 'I want candy, where is Soarin, he usually has candy, wait no he usually has pies.' 'I should ask him what would you do for an apple pie.' OMG I have to go find him, but maybe when we get out of this little "situation".' Surprises twisted and confusing trail of thoughts continued on until.....

Back in the Present and Out of Crazy Thought Land

Every pony in the room was standing staring at Spitfire waiting for her to do something. It was then until the sound of hooves clacking against the floor... Getting louder and louder.... Closer and closer..........

Spitfire turned around to see if she could get a look at who it was. She turned around and did not like that the pony who was coming was... THUNDER STRIKE!

"Oh no!" Spitfire yelled

"Ooooh, who is it, who is it!" Surprise cheerfully asked.

"Hey Surprise, want a piece of cand-" Lightning Streak started but was then cut off.

"Stop it! It's Thunder Strike!" Spitfire whispered

"Gasp" Surprise said while making a motion meaning not to worry.

"Ok listen up, Rainbow and I will block the doors and try to make time for you to clean this mess up!" "Got it!" Spitfire commanded.

"Yes Ma'am!" Every pony shouted.

Every pony set to work while Rainbow and Spitfire stood in front of the doors waiting for Thunder Strike who had picked up a messed up Rapidfire, a pie eating Soarin, and a laughing Fleetfoot on the way here. They soon got to the door.

"Good Afternoon, Sir!" Spitfire greeted.

Mission Assigned

Mission Assigned

     "Uhhh yes, yes, good afternoon Spitfire?" Thunder Strike replied curious of Spitfires new improved, happy, joyful, attitude.

"Thank you very much, Sir!" "So how is your afternoon going?" Spitfire said striking Thunder Strike speechless with how she's acting.

"Uuuhhh good." "I just found these 2 harassing your poor brother." Thunder said making a sad face.

"What a shame." Spitfire mumbled.

"See, I told you she won't give a hay!" Rapidfire exclaimed.

"What! Who said I didn't give a hay!" Spitfire started.

"Every pony! Ask every single Wonderbolt!" Rapidfire threw at her.

"There we go. Now that's the Spitfire that I know and love!" Thunder cut in and added. "Spitfire I can obviously tell that you picked Rainbow to help you so I'm gonna show her around ok." Thunder finished

"Yes Sir see you in a little!" Spitfire said. "Bye Rainbow, I'll see you later." She added.

"Ok Bye!" Rainbow replied.

Rainbow and Thunder Strike walked away. Soarin decided to go with them so it was now Spitfire, Rapidfire, and Fleetfoot to witness the rest of this brotherly sisterly war. But before that, Spitfire knocked on the doors to give the clear single and happily saw that everything was cleaned up and back to normal. Each Wonderbolt was relaxing as normal either talking or reading or looking over flight routines. Back to the war.

"Oh well okay then Mr. Smarty flank!" Spitfire started.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was added by the wonderful Fleetfoot.

"Be quiet, little Mrs. Soarin this, Soarin that!" Rapidfire mocked.

"OOOHH SNAAP!" Fleetfoot amusingly yelled catching the attention of the other Wonderbolts.

"Tuh, me.....Soarin......in your dreams we all know about you and your little crush on him.... You're just trying to hide it!" Spitfire scolded.

"Are you saying that I like stallions! My own sister!" Rapidfire started to fake cry.

"...........Ya pretty much. And your fake crying sucks!" Spitfire proudly pointed out.

"You know where I'm gonna go!" Rapidfire mischievously asked.

"Down the toilet with the rest of your career." Spitfire threw back.

"Haha no. I'm going to tell Thunder Strike...... Then I'm going to go tell Soarin that you want to cuddle with him...." Rapidfire mumbled.

The only pony to hear the second part of that was Fleetfoot who is being highly amused by this "war".

"Ok Rapid, stop mumbling, I only heard the part about telling Thunder Strike." Spitfire said.

"HA! Too bad! Now if you need me ill be looking around HQ for Thunder Strike! Rapidfire stated.

And with that Rapidfire was off in a second.

"Hellooooo Captain!" Thunder sang startling Spitfire from his unknown direction. "You will be babysitting starting tonight at 12:00 midnight which will be Saturday, until Sunday night at 12:00 midnight! Rainbow here will be helping and it is 10:00pm and the mares will be gathered up at 11:45pm at the front desk and we will leave and lock the doors at 12:00 midnight. We will not return til Sunday night at 12:00 MIDNIGHT. Therefore, in other words, you are locked in this huge HQ with out of control stallion Wonderbolts... Only you and the Boys..... Good luck!" Thunder explained and after that he walked away.

"Well Rainbow. Our jobs starts in 2 hours!" Spitfire stated.

(Gulp) 'I'm getting a bad feeling about this'. Rainbow thought to herself.

The Ambush from the Dark

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In That Case

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Relations

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WonderMares vs the Misfits

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One Way Ticket to Wacky World

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Mission Accomplished

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The Crazy Nights at HQ

  "OmgOmgOmgOmgOmg! You want me to stay with you and watch the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow managed to blurt out as she  stood in pure shock and excitement.

"Yea. Do you want to?" Spitfire chuckled.

"Hay Yeah!" Rainbow replied.

"Ok you'll be staying in my room tonight, and I will show you around and introduce you to the Wonderbolts!"

   'This is going to be so AWESOME' Rainbow thought to herself.

    The two ponies soon walked through the doors and were met with a hilarious sight. Rapidfire was taped to a chair while Soarin and Fleetfoot gave him a makeover.

"The idiot tied to the chair is my brother, Rapidfire. The blue dimwit is Soarin. And the other one is Fleetfoot.... Nights at the Wonderbolts HQ are always fun!" Spitfire stated.. "Any questions?" Spitfire added.

"Yea. Why are they doing that?" Rainbow asked curiously.

"Trust me. I don't know, and not to scare you but this is just the beginning."

   They now walked down the hall and Spitfire showed Rainbow where the rooms are. Rainbow there got a nice warm welcoming hug from Surprise who was so excited she seemed like a little filly on a sugar rush. They then got to the living room which is where each Wonderbolt goes to hang out before and after practice to do what ever they want. When they got to that room they noticed that the doors were locked from the inside. Spitfire knocked but there was no reaction. She tried knocking a second time, twice as loud, but no reaction. It then came to the conclusion that Spitfire and Rainbow both body slammed the doors but nothing happened. Rainbow looked at Spitfire curiously.

"Don't worry I'll get it." Spitfire said with a smirk....... "Ahem..........OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Spitfire screamed with her usual relaxed voice made into a drastic change. The doors were then opened by High Winds and Wave Chill... They were stalling to hide what was going on behind those doors.

   "Hey Captain!" High Winds nervously managed to say while eyeing Wave Chill.

"Move." Spitfire scolded.

"Heh heh, wow what a beautiful day for some training, eh captain?" Wave Chill quickly noted.

".............Move." Spitfire repeated hastily with a noticeably irritated look on her face.

  High Winds and Wave Chill quickly moved and Spitfire opened the doors and the Wonderbolts behind those doors came to a dead stop with a look of terror on their faces.