The Impractical Jokers in Equestria
Written by Razor Colorado
This story is under the mildly mature categories of mild language and mild fantasy violence. (Portal?)
“Hey, Murray!” Sal called from behind his apartment bar.
“What’s up?” Murray replied, pouring a glass of Diet Cherry Pepsi.
“Have you seen these movies called Hot Wheels: AcceleRacers?”
“No, but I really gotta on YouTube!”
In amidst of their conversation, Q and Joe we're on their way.
"Dude, I am not the knucklehead, that's Murr." Joe was in the middle of a big argument with Q.
"Well yeah, so? The Evo X is better than the STI."
"No, a Lancer Evo is NOT better than an STI, thanks."
"STI's get STD's too easily."
"CROSSED THE LINE!" Joe picked up an airhorn and blasted it right into his driving accomplice's ear.
"Sweet Jesus!!" Q swerved off the road onto a dirt path. "Great, we're lost."
"Well yeah, but Sal's apartment is the fourth left."
"Oh, thank God."
Back at Sal's place, the two were still on it.
"Well, I think they would be amazing." Murray was now playing Minecraft on his Windows 8 Dell Tablet.
"Then search it."
"I can't, you won't give me your WIP you jacka- Are they here?"
"Yep."
Q was just walking in, he brought a restock of Cap’n Crunch and Cherry Cola. “Hey!”
Joe followed him. “Hey, knucklehead!” He dope slapped Q. “I had this whole damn box of Gatorade, and these bitches are heavy!!”
Murray took his glass of Cherry Pepsi and went to the TV room, turning on the TV and watching Operation Repo. “Kick his ass, Lois!”
“I’ll get that!” Sal then picked up the box and put it on the bar counter to arrange in the fridge.
A black and white cat walked into the entrance room.
“HOLY CRAP!” Sal hid behind the bar. “Who the Hell let that in here?!”
Murray laughed hysterically. “I had to catsit for my neighbor. Sorry!”
“I swear, when I get out of here, I’m going to kick your ass black n’ blue!”
The other three laughed.
“It’s just a friendly feline, Sal! Calm your ass down.” Joe laughed. “This is better than the time Larry was late to send out the mail at the office.”
Even Sal had to laugh when the other three men did.
“So, Q. How’s it going with that new F-150?” Murr asked.
“It’s really cool! Got a big V8 with 4x4, not only that, it’s the SVT Raptor.”
“I love that one.” Joe commented.
The cat left the room, then Sal popped his head up. “Is he gone?”
“Yes, he’s gone!” Murray answered.
Sal walked to the couch, then sat down.
Joe had a new app on his iPhone, it allowed him to change the channel with Verizon FiOS. He changed it to The Hub, which at the time was playing My Little Pony, it was The Crystal Empire, Part 1, and the others were pissed!
“Joe, you dick!” Sal called out.
He laughed, and then turned it back to TruTV, which was then playing World’s Dumbest: Criminals.
“Dammit! I was about to see Froy grab the gun and use it!” Sal said.
Joe then got his bin of Hot Wheels AcceleRacers collectible toys and cards. He even had Reverb, Chicane, Rivited, Covelight and the Team Colors Synkro. “BAM! The Silencerz just got PWNED!”
An EMS Test aired and Sal panicked and hid behind the bar again. “Tornado, Terrorist Attack, Bomb, WHAT?!”
“Test.” The three said simultaneously.
“Oh, thank God!” Sal gave in a relieved voice, then got a can of Mountain Dew.
“LARRY! Get in the blue Synkro.” Joe called out, brought back to the days.
“Right, now to get these into the fridge.” Sal said, still slightly shaken, then started arranging the twelve sports drinks.
When Sal was finished, he got a can of Black Cherry Switch and went to the couch.
When they saw that Dcigs from YouTube was on it, they all laughed, and the cat came into the room.
Sal panicked and hid behind Murr. “Get it away!” He started crying.
“It’s a cat Sal, suck it up.” Joe demanded.
“No!” Sal yelled.
That’s when the power went out.
“JESUS CHRIST!!” Murray jumped up.
“Hold on, I always have a flashlight.” Q said, then turned it on.
Murr went immediately went to the pantry for some Lays Potato Chips and Doritos, Sal was taking over the fridge for spare bacon, Q was going to the toilet, thinking "Damn, Taco Bell was a bad idea!", and Joe was stuffing himself under the coffee table for the hell of it.
When they all got back, a new conversation started. “Well,” Joe started. “it has been really cold, so there is a strong chance that the neighbors kept their heat up.”
When they were all back in the living room from getting snacks and drinks, a bright light was formed in the middle of the square, then they were teleported to a land completely unknown…
“Where the Hell are we?” Sal asked…
