Phillip Marelow, Private Investigator, was hired to tail a straying husband, nothing unusual.

But when the 'girlfriend' shows up at his office, can he turn down what she has to offer in exchange for those photographs?

Written for TMP Prompt #66: "Though she tries to hide it, sometimes Rarity just loves to get dirty."

I took a different meaning of 'dirty' to some extent, and let my inner Chandler run with it. He's now drinking heavily, proving that he really is my inner Chandler.

Warning: The noir/hardboiled style tends to be very misogynistic, lurid, and sex-negative. While I don't know that I'd call this sex-negative... it is a very negative type of sex, if that makes any sense. It's not that sex is being had that's the problem, it's the fact that Phil's tail is going out and paying cheap hookers to get a thrill he can't get at home, and that thrill tends to involve a great deal of degradation.

On the other hand, his "victim" is loving every second of it, so is it really negative?