Powerjizz, or how Spike stopped being frustrated and learned to love two Mares

by Trickquestion

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 7186

Spike's semen boosts magic, making him an object of competition between Twilight and Rarity

And now for something completely different. Based on a Ponibooru picture's comment thread (No link, sorry, my piece of crap computer isn't that fancy). After a series of strange happenings, Twilight discovers that Spike's semen has the power to boost unicorn magic. As she and her friend Rarity battle over the precious bodily fluid, will Spike's dream come true become a nightmare? Raunchy sex comedy. Remember how in the description of "Always Sunny in Fillydelphia" I stated sex was mentioned but not described? It gets described in this one. In explicit detail. You have been warned.

Published 2012-01-30 10:08:37 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-21 05:35:45 UTC

Strange Happenings in the Library

Our strange and erotic tale begins on a day like any other in Ponyville, delightfully sunny, but with some unexpected disturbance hanging overhead. On this day, Twilight was doing some light dusting, as her dragon assistant was out helping Rarity.

The lavender unicorn had reached the bedroom, and was dusting off her nightstand, when a chill seemed to go down her spine. She turned around to see that Spike's bed had moved from its place on the floor to Twilight's bed. A look of confusion came across the unicorn's face. Had she moved the bed and forgotten about it? Deciding that was the most probable occurrence, Twilight simply moved it back, having already dusted the spot it rested on.

Having returned to dusting, the purple unicorn felt another shiver go down her spine a minute later, and found that this time, the sleeping basket had reached the dresser. Despite a growing sense of uncertainty, Twilight put the basket back and resumed dusting.

After five more minutes, another chill disrupted Twilight's magic grip on her duster, sending the dust caked feathers into the purple pony's face. A cloud of dust and dirt puffed up, blocking Sparkle's eyesight temporarily, and when her vision returned, a quick look up confirmed that the basket bed was now on her head.

Throwing the wild wicker basket to the floor, Twilight Sparkle stared the seemingly possessed bed down. After a moment of glaring at the now inanimate object, the student of Celestia rushed off to solve this problem the only way she knew how. With research!

That night, Spike was laying in his bed, breathing softly as he rested. After a few moments, one of the baby dragon's eyes cracks open. The object of his vision? A leering Twilight Sparkle, whose face had a crazy expression as she levitated a notebook and pencil in preparation to record her findings. "Uh, Twilight, don't you need to sleep?"

"No time to sleep, I need to get to the bottom of this haunting!" Twilight snapped. "Just fall asleep Spike. Pretend I'm not here!" She added while throwing some leaves in her mane to try and resemble a potted plant. Spike, with a disturbed look on his face, did his best to try and sleep.

Two days and no results later, Twilight is in her bathroom, brushing her teeth. Suddenly, she hears the bath tub faucet turn on. The mystified unicorn, irked to no end by the unexplained presence, rushed over and turned off the water. Her attention was then caught by the sink faucet turning on. After rushing over and turning that off, the medicine cabinet swung open a smacked Twilight in the face.

A few hours later, Spike walked into the restroom with a magazine under his arm. He stops dead in his tracks when he sees Twilight Sparkle hiding (poorly) inside a little fort made of toilet paper rolls. Spike took a long stare at his housemate, then, without a word, closed the door and walked out.

That week proved to be utterly vexing for Twilight. The strange activity would occur, Twilight would scrutinize the area endlessly, only for something to occur elsewhere. After the bedroom and the bathroom, stuff had occurred in the closet, laundry room, and even under the backyard tree. Spike had also been growing more irritable over the course of the weirdness.

Since Twilight had been unable to understand the situation through field research, she shifted to book study. "Spike, do you have the next stack of material?" Twilight called out, having just exhausted another pile of text.

"Yeah yeah, cool your jets Twi!" Shot back Spike in an annoyed tone as he brought out another stack of books. He unceremoniously dropped the heavy reading on her tail. Twilight cringed in pain, but didn't reprimand her assistant, thinking he had accidentally dropped them due to the fatigue of the long research session they'd been at since daybreak. "I'm going out for a walk. I'll be back before you need any more books." He then added under his breath as he left, "Celestia knows you can't get off your lazy plot and get them yourself..."

As Spike took a long and stress relieving walk, Twilight continued her research. Fortune was finally on her side, as the first book she read (a chronicle of a unicorn that had been Princess Luna's pupil prior to her transformation into Nightmare Moon) related a situation almost identical to her own. A gasp escaped her blushing lips as she discovered the cause...

At that exact moment, Rarity burst in. "Twilight, you must come quick! Something terrible is occurring at Sweet Apple Acres! It is the worst... Possible... THING!" She declared in her typical over dramatic tone.

Instantly becoming focused, Twilight snapped her book shut and galloped away, ready to face down whatever evil was menacing her friends.

"Seriously, Rarity?" Asked Twilight when she saw that the "worst possible thing" was a sentient pile of hay that, besides rolling around a bit, didn't seem to be doing anything harmful.

"I've tried bucking it away, but mah hooves just sink in." Applejack stated. "Barely got out last time."

Twilight sighed. "I think I know the problem." Her horn glowed with a magical light, and after a few seconds, a very content looking Spike levitated out.

The dragon looked at all the Element Bearers, gathered to see the disturbance. "...Hey guys."

Pinkie hopped up to the hay. "Bad hay! Bad hay! You don't eat baby dragons!" She scolded.

Twilight dropped her assistant in front of her, and uttered the words no man ever wants to hear from the woman he lives with.

"We need to have a talk."

A/N: No clopping material this chapter. Sorry folks.

First Taste

"Now, Spike, before we get started, I want you to know that I know being my assistant is a very stressful job, so I understand if you've done certain... Things to relieve your stress." Twilight began. The duo were back at the library, with Spike seated in a chair, munching on a bowl of gemstones as the unicorn paced nervously about a chalk board and a few other learning aids. "I know you might be embarrassed, but know that I won't think any differently of you. In fact, I sometimes left off steam the same way."

"Really?" Spike asked. Twilight nodded an affirmative. "So I'm not the only one who stands in front of the mirror and does muscle flexes?"

Twilight sighed. "No Spike, that's not what I meant. What were you doing out on your walk?"

Spike suddenly became nervous. "I just went out for a little stroll, going by Sweet Apple Acres for the scenery. I must have fallen asleep in the hay when it came to life. Sorry about that."

Twilight decided to be blunt. "Spike, I know you've been masturbating."

Spike's scaly face lit up bright red. "Well can you really blame me? You and the other girls walk around naked all the time! I can't help it if I get a little... excited!"

"Spike, I already told you, I'm not judging you." Twilight reassured. "Still, I discovered something a little bit worrying in my research. You see Spike, dragons are intensely magical creatures, right down to their... Semen. I believe your semen has been causing the activity we've been experiencing recently." She then shuddered as relalization struck her. "And do a better job cleaning up from now on!"

"Well, I normally wash my bed sheets after... Doing it, but with you and your crazy "research", I kept needing to find a new place!" Spike defended.

"I know Spike. Thankfully, that section of our research is over." Twilight reassured. "Now, we need to make sure no further incidents occur. To that end, I'm going to need some... test samples."

"Well, uh, I'm sure Applejack isn't going to want that hay anymore. Do you want me to go get that?" Spike asked.

Twilight rolled her eyes. "No Spike, I need a fresh sample." The purple unicorn explained as Spike began to look nervous. "I've set up some pillows in the next room, so take this bowl..." She instructed in a scientific tone while gesturing to the now empty gemstone bowl, "ejaculate into it and bring it back so we can better understand this phenomenon."

Spike stood up with a sigh, grabbed the bowl, and dutifully entered the bedroom, shutting the door behind him. Twilight sat by the door, patiently waiting for her assistant to finish his task. After fifteen minutes of patient waiting, the purple unicorn couldn't help but knock on the door. "Spike, is everything ok in there?"

"Uh, yeah, everything's fine. Just, you know... masturbating." Came Spike's nervous response.

"Spike, I'm coming in." Stated Twilight before walking in slowly.

"Wait, I'm not decent!" Exclaimed Spike, and indeed, he was not. Twilight had never seen her assistant aroused before, and couldn't help but be fascinated by the anatomy of dragon reproductive organs. His testicles seemed to be entirely internalized, as she had long since deduced, but the "means of delivery" were rather unique. The loin scales between his legs had slid back, making way for his surprisingly impressive shaft. The nature of the shaft itself was rather odd. It wasn't composed of scales, but instead of a thick rod of rather stiff material stuck halfway between scales and skin.

Twilight couldn't help but blush a bit. Though she had no idea how her assistant would "stack up" compared to other dragons, by pony standards, draconian physiology had given the young dragon a rather impressive cock. In addition, since his sword was usually sheathed in resilient dragon scales, Spike was immune to a typical male weakness, something many an unfortunate stallion throughout history could covet.

"No reason to feel shame Spike. It's just two friends researching biology." Twilight re-assured, despite feeling a growing heat inside herself.

"You're right, sorry I shouted Twi." Spike replied. "And I'm sorry about the wait, but I just did it in Applejack's hay, like, an hour ago."

"I know Spike." Twilight stated. "But time is of the essence, and I'm afraid I'll need to take a more hooves on approach to this investigation!"

Spike's eyes went wide. "You don't.. We can't... You can't mean that... Twi, NO!" He babbled back, confused and startled by the unicorn's direct approach. "I want to save myself for Rarity..." he added in a softer voice.

Her assistant's response gave Twilight Sparkle pause. In her zeal for knowledge, she had become inconsiderate to the feelings of a friend. After making a mental note that that is excellent friendship report material, Twilight sighed apologetically. "You're right Spike, I shouldn't rush you on things like this. You can take the rest of the day off. We can continue this when you feel up to it."

Twilight turned to leave, ashamed at having nearly exploited a friend like she did, when Spike called out to her. "Twi, wait. We can do this now if you want. Better sooner then later." He explained. "Plus, I do kinda need to get rid of... this." He added while pointing to his boner.

"Are you sure? I don't want you to feel like I'm forcing anything on you." Twilight asked. Spike nodded an affirmative.

"Yeah, it's no problem. I mean, a little... assisted masturbation doesn't count as popping your cherry, right?" Spike reasoned. "And it's not like this is anything serious. Just some science between friends."

Reassured that she wasn't in the wrong, Twilight trotted forward to gather the essence. "Just lay back and relax Spike." She stated softly while rearranging the pile of pillows into a flat surface, allowing the waiting to dragon to lay flat. (Save his firmly erect hard-on, of course.)

After reaching her assistant's side, Twilight fell to her haunches as rubbed her hooves over the firm dick in a way she hoped was sensual enough to make Spike cum, having only her own experiences to draw upon.

The purple unicorn couldn't help but feel heat build up in her loins as she fondled the erect cock. The organ was a spine tingling mix of rock hard and skin smooth in her hooves, and seemed to posses and internal heat that warmed the recipent in a fabulously sensual manner. Twilight attributed this Spike's dragon biology.

The man himself was shifting about in a warm sweet, crimson dancing across his face. Sparks seemed to run down Twilight's hooves and into his body, yet something wasn't right. The smooth, slow hoof rub wasn't unpleasant (indeed, the gentle fondeling was sending shivers down his spine as a pleasant warmth settled in his stomach) but Spike just didn't feel the familiar building pressure inside his very core that signaled an approaching orgasim.

Seemingly picking up on her partner's thoughts, Twilight faced her assistant and asked "Do you feel anything?"

Spike exhaled a hot breath, unwittingly causing Twilight to blink her eyes as the hot breath sent a blush across her face and a wave of heat down her throat. "You're doing a good job Twi, but something is missing." He replied. "I think it's your hooves. They just feel kinda... off."

Twilight contemplated this for a moment. It seemed logical that her hooves might not be able to bring a dragon (whose brain was wired to work with hands) to climax, especially considering Spike was a bit drained to begin with. After this deduction, Twilight decided to use the universal method.

Spike looked up as he felt the hooves pull away. "Twi... Do you wanna stop?" His question was answered a moment later as the lavender unicorn's tongue ran up the side of his dick in a long, slow, wet lick. Spike's mouth expressed his feelings with a moan as the familiar feeling finally built up in his loins.

Twilight moved her mouth over the tip to better stimulate the end with not only her tongue, but her hot breath as well, which sent waves of warmth down the erect member. Pushing things a bit further then was probably wise, Twilight leaned over to wrap her tongue around the very tip, pressuring the head of Spike's erection with coil of mouth muscle.

That proved to be too much for Spike. "Twilight, I'm gonna...!" He yelled in vain as the pressure in his loins was suddenly released. Twilight had just enough time to pull her tongue back into mouth as the sweet yet salty stream of dragon cum flowed into her mouth. The sperm was pleasantly warm, similar to the baths at the Ponyville spa. The lavender unicorn could feel her mouth and throat muscles unclenching as she swallowed the seed.

After getting it all down, Twilight remained stunned for a moment, before snapping from her surprised daze. She was about to reprimand Spike for ejaculating too soon, when suddenly a wonderful sensation washed over the unicorn. A warmth seemed to spread out from her stomach to the tips of her hooves to the point of her horn, which was brightly aglow. As her perception of the world widened, Twilight couldn't help but feel she had experienced this once before: The day she got her cutie mark.

A couple of test spells later, Twilight was sure of it: Spike's semen had boosted her magic. "Spike, this is an amazing discovery! The implications of it are..." The excited unicorn stopped when she noticed Spike had collapsed from exhaustion, and was snoozing upon the pillows as he penis retracted back beneath his scales. Twilight simply smiled at him, levitated over a blanket (that she resolved to thoroughly wash later, along with the pillows), and let the little guy rest. After all, he had earned it.

A/N: Okay, so, that was my first attempt at writing clop EVER, so I hope it was passable. If I need to do anything to make later chapters more enjoyable, please tell me.

A Rare Pleasure

It was early morning in Ponyville, and Twilight had risen for another day of magical study. But first, breakfast.

The aroma of daisy pancakes awoke Spike, who was still rubbing his eyes as he descended the stairs. "Morning Twi. We having pancakes?" His housemate nodded yes, and the two ate in comfortable silence. Once the meal was over, Spike left the table, only to be stopped by an impatient hoof tap. Spike sighed.

"Twilight, do we really have to do this now?" Spike asked. "I mean, it was sorta relieving at first, but now things are just kinda... Unfulfilling." He explained awkwardly.

"Spike, this isn't for pleasure, it's for research." Twilight explained. "Look, I know this can be tiring, but I'm giving you less chores every other day for about ten minutes of work on those days. Plus, the magic boost is letting me accomplish three times the work."

"Alright, let's do this." He stated while climbing onto the table and standing before Twilight. Beginning immediately, the lavender unicorn gave Spike's nether regions a long, slow lick. The purple dragon shivered with pleasure as his member extended into the warm library air.

Twilight set to work immediately, teasing and tickling her assistant's cock with her tongue after taking it into her mouth. Spike could feel the familiar pressure building up in his loins, yet a certain spark seemed to be missing. Resolving to get this done, the purple dragon closed his eyes, thought about Rarity, and finally reached climax, the warm sensation of semen pumping into Twilight's waiting throat sending shudders down his spine.

Twilight Sparkle grinned with a radiant smile as the magic flowed through her. "Another job well done Spike! I need to use this boost to experiment with some new spells, so you can have the morning off." The student stated to her assistant. Unbeknownst to them, someone was watching them.

"Oh my... Well, this is certainly not what I had expected." Muttered Rarity as she pulled away from the window.

The fashionista had taken notice of her studious friend's increase in magical power over the last week, and due to several pressing orders a magical surge would go a long way towards solving, had come over this fine morning to ask just what was her secret was. Now it seems she had bit off a little more then she could chew.

"Still, I suppose this is an opportunity, and I know Spikey-Wikey has lusted after me for such a loooong time. I really should stop teasing the poor boy." Rarity mused. "And Twilight here has no appreciation for the "physical" arts. Such a talented dragon deserves a little... Fabulosity!"

The next day, Spike was walking down the road with a cheery look on his face. Sweetie Bell had stopped by earlier, on her way to a CMC sleepover, stating that Rarity needed him to drop by. The purple dragon hadn't needed to "assist" his housemate this morning, and as such was bursting with energy to help out his unicorn crush.

After a short walk, Spike arrived at the Boutique. Knocking politely, the eager dragon leaned his head in after the door swung open under the power of it's owner's magic. "You in here Rarity? It sure is dark..." Spike called out as he inched into the darkened place of business.

"Oh, don't mind the dark, Spikey-Wikey. I just don't want any customers to interrupt what I need you to do." Came the most beautiful sound in the world to Spike, Rarity's smooth, enticing, almost sultry voice. The purple and green dragon practically floated across the darkened room to a side room, out of which the gentle voice and faint candle light wafted. Once walls no longer obstructed his vision, Spike's eyes went wide.

There, upon a plush red couch, lay Rarity, illuminated by soft candle light. The stunning Unicorn was clad in a hot red, silky smooth cocktail dress and fuzzy, knee high black socks that somehow made her more alluring then her usual tendency to (like most ponies) walk around naked. "Ah, there you are Spike. I've needed you to... Come by for awhile now." She gestured to a nearby, soft, cushion studded chair. "Please, sit down."

Spike did as he was told, plopping down on the chair, desperately struggling to keep his mouth off the floor and his boner behind his scales. "So, Rarity, what, uh, exactly do you..."

The white unicorn abruptly silenced Spike with a gentle hoof to his lips. After a moment, the hoof trailed down, and began rubbing Spike's chest. "I need you to do something only you can do, you handsome little dragon." She spoke with closing her eyes halfway. "You've been such a dutiful helper to me and Twilight, yet you recivie so little... satisfaction. And I've been teasing you rather unfairly for so long, wearing my titillating designs when you so obviously fancied me. And ever since your... "growth spurt" I've been thinking you deserve a little..." Her hoof got much, MUCH, lower. "Reward."

Spike's eyes were as wide as saucers and his face crimson red. It was like all of his erotic daydreams, only a thousand times better and, oh yeah, it was really occurring! "Rarity, before we... um, start, there's something you should know..."

"Are you referring to Twilight and her scientific usage of your seed?" She asked. Spike could only nod yes, surprised that she knew. "The discovery that you are "of age" was what actually prompted this little get together, seeing as we both want it." By now, Rarity's quick, warm rubbing had brought Spike's sword out of his sheath. "So, are you ready to start?"

"I've been ready since the moment I laid eyes on you." Spike related breathlessly. A twang of warmth shot through Rarity's heart, touched by the romantic comment. The thought that she might be exploiting the dragon suddenly hit the unicorn, but was dispelled when she saw Spike's expression. If anything, HE wanted to do this more then her.

The morality of her course of action assured, Rarity planted a kiss on Spike's warm lips as her hooves began rubbing his rock hard, gently warm member, the soft cotton of her socks sending tingles up the dragon's spine.

His mind reeling at the realization Rarity was finally kissing him was broken by the realization that he wasn't kissing her back. After forming his lips into a pucker, Spike gently ran his tounge across Rarity's lips, requesting entrance. The unicorn obliged, and the two ran their tounges against each other, Spike's long, dexterous organ gently massaging Rarity's.

Down low, the socks had come off as the tempo increased, as the dragon's body was wracked by inner electricity jolting out of his gently gripped cock, going up his spine, and finally striking his brain. Unlike his sessions with Twilight, which simply left him with a warm feeling inside, Rarity's artful ministrations had ignited a raging inferno of passion inside Spike. Acting on impulse, the dragon, lepta forward, wrapping Rarity in a fiery embrace. The forward movement of weight unfortunately sent them both to the floor.

"Oh, geez. Sorry Rarity." Spike apologized as he tried to stand up straight, not easy with a raging hard on.

Rarity seemed somewhat flustered by the display. "It's quite alright Spike. This is admitably my first time... copulating with someone carrying a degree of passion in a long time." Rarity mused, thinking back to the sexual favors she had needed to perform to make her business thrive, including the unspeakably strange performance demanded by Photo Finish as compensation for her lost model. Still, throughout it all, she had yet to surrender her virginity, something she had intended to give to "her prince." "I believe it would be better to move to the couch though."

Spike nodded in agreement, and followed the object of his lust as she sat herself amongst the cushions. He quickly hopped up behind her, brushing her lavender tail aside and gazing upon the object of his dreams: Rarity's tight, wet, hot and indescribably beautiful pussy. His hand moved South to adjust his...

"Spikey? Just what are you doing?" Rarity suddenly asked.

Spike's blush magnified 1000 fold. "Um... Mounting you?" He asked sheepishly.

"While I can appreciate your... Eager nature, first copulation is not the instance where on jumps to the... direct route." She explained to Spike, causing the dragon's expression to falter.

"Oh, I... I'm sorry Rarity." He stated with sadness in his voice. "I suppose I'm just not good at this..."

The amount of self-disappointment in Spike's voice proved distressing to Rarity. In a warm tone, she replied back "It's okay my little dragon. Not only is this your first "real" time, but I imagine living with Twilight has left you rather unwise in this field." She used her magic to bring them face to face. "Just let me handle it."

With those words, Rarity took Spike's member into her mouth, running her warm, full lips over the shaft, and gently massaging the tip with her soft tongue. Spike was literally wiggling in his seat from the hot jolts of pleasure shooting into also his endings.

The unicorn was also enjoying herself, as the gentle heat radiating for the dick she was sucking seemed to relax her mouth muscles, uncleanching jaws and loosening up her tongue. Suddenly, Rarity felt a marvelous feeling going down her back and a warm sensation on her horn. Spike was rubbing her back and licking her horn, and she'd be lying if it didn't feel good!

"Uh... Spike. You don't... don't have to do anything." Rarity stated between gasps, briefly releasing the penis to talk. His nimble fingers were rubbing her back in ways the spa hooves never could, and each lick of her horn sent a pure pleasure bolt into her brain.

"I know Rarity. But I can't feel good unless you feel good." The purple dragon stated simply. Touched by such a romantic sentiment, Rarity continued to pleasure and be pleasured by Spike. Euphoria rushed through their minds as pleasurable heat built in their crotches. Finally, after ten minutes (though it seemed like forever to them) Spike was about to climax. "Rarity, I'm gonna..." He began before a wave of pure, raging hot pleasure washed over him as he spilled his load into the pleasing mouth. Every sense was consumed by his love, her appearance, her feel, the taste of her tongue, the sounds she made and the scent she carried.

Rarity managed to swallow the pleasingly warm seed with minimal effort, and released Spike upon feeling his delicate organ withdraw. She could already feel the magic flowing, and tested her new abilities by conjuring a blanket from upstairs to cover a clearly exhausted Spike. "Rarity, wait. You haven't cum yet." Spike stated with lidded eyes as he slid his long tongue into his partner's still unrelieved sex.

Rarity's eyes misted over in delirium as the feeling of her nether regions being prodded by that warm, sticky, agile muscle traveled through her as Spike enjoyed her sweet, sweet neacter. Finally, after a minute of licking around the hole, an already aroused Rarity finally came, feeling unbridled pleasure from the tip of her hooves to the end of her horn, a gift from the pleasent gentle dragon with a romantic soul.

This last act of pleasure proved to be too much for Spike, as he was now snoozing on the couch. Rarity levitated the blanket onto him. "Rest well, my prince." She uttered softly while kissing him on the forehead.

Two Mares, One Dragon

Twilight Sparkle could tell something was up.

She'd been continuing her "magic training" for about two weeks now, and had come to the conclusion that she had steadily been gaining less power as time went by. After running a few tests that confirmed she wasn't building an immunity, the studious unicorn came to the conclusion that her assistant's semen was somehow losing its potency.

Operating on this assumption, Twilight had given her dragon three days off to recuperate. Somewhat annoyinngly, the dragon had spent most of it with Rarity when the purple pony wanted him under observation.

Speaking of Spike, the male in question was walking down the stairs at this very moment, yawning and rubbing sleep from his eyes, still tired from the "Gem Hunting" he did with Rarity yesterday. "Morning Twi." He greeted.

"Good morning Spike!" She replied. "Are you ready to donate some more sperm for science?"

Had the dragon been drinking a liquid, he would have spit it out all over his housemate's face. He wasn't, however, she all that came out was a stammered "Uh, today? Right now? I thought I was on break?"

"Break is over, we need to resume research!" Twilight stated in an annoyed tone while pacing slowly towards Spike. "C'mon Spike, don't be so difficult!"

"B, But Twilight!" Spike replied. "I have to help out Rarity in..."

"RARITY CAN WAIT!" Screamed Twilight, thoroughly annoyed by her assistant's constant obsession with the fashionista. "WE MUST DO SCIENCE!"

At that, Spike started running.

About fifteen minutes later, the library door slid open in a haze of magic. The unicorn everyone was arguing over trotted in. "Oh Spi-IKE!" She called out. "You said you'd be by about twenty minutes ago. Is something the mat..." The sentence hung uncompleted as its speaker was stunned silent.

The book depository was a mess. Furniture was overturned and literature was scattered with reckless abandon. In the middle of the foyer, Twilight had magically pinned Spike to the floor and was licking his nether regions furiously, trying to coax his sweet seed out of Spike's erect penis.

The dragon stopped struggling and the unicorn stopped her attempted rape when they noticed Rarity. Everything fell silent, save for a hubcap falling over in the distance. Rarity stood stunned, mouth wide open in a rather un-ladylike expression, as a crazy looking Twilight released Spike to walk up to her.

"Well well well WELL!" Twilight spat, "Look what the cat dragged in!"

"Twilight dear, what is... What are..." The white unicorn stuttered, not sure what to say.

"Don't try and smooth talk your way out of this one, Miss Rarity.... RARITY!" Exclaimed Twilight, who had totally lost her shit by now. "I know, for a matter of fact, that you!" She pointed a hoof at Rarity accusingly. "Have been sucking!" The lavender unicorn took a step forward. "My dragon's!" The two mares were now inches apart. "DICK!"

After hearing the student's accusations, Rarity became huffy and indignant. "Well... Well what if I have been?" The white unicorn shot back. "You've been passionlessly milking this poor little dragon like some... hormone plagued cow for your own studious benefit. MY lovemaking sessions with Spike have been warm, intimate affairs he can appreciate. You are using him."

"I AM USING HIM?" Twilight raged. "You've known that Spike was in love with you from the begining, and you've been using him ever since!" The purple unicorn retorted. "I bet all you've ever done is suck his dick! If you were interested in anything but his seed, you'd be open to experimentation, you tramp!"

Rarity's eyes got very arrow at this. "Oh, it. Is. ON!" She declared before leaping at Twilight Sparkle, sparking a rolling dust ball of cartoon violence that further disheveled the library.

Spike decided that now would be a good time to leave, and having lost his boner a long time ago, ran out as fast as his stubby legs could carry him.

The fighting continued for several minutes, until Rarity bitchslapped Twilight silly, knocking the lavender pony to the floor. "I'm sorry you had to see me engage in such an un-ladylike activity Spike. We should depart before..." The fashionista began, but stopped when she noticed Spike had left. "...oh dear."

Twilight, who had now recovered from the falcon bitchslap, got up to continue the brawl, but stopped when she too realized Spike had fled in terror. "Rarity, I think we both messed up."

Meanwhile, Spike was resting beneath a tree growing atop a hill. The purple dragon was still huffing and puffing from his frantic run. After a quick rest, he planned on having a nice long talk with the two mares...

"HIYA SPIKE!" Exclaimed Pinkie Pie, who had suddenly popped out of a knoll in the tree.

"Oh, hey there Pinkie." Spike replied in a non-energetic tone. Though he would never get used to the party pony's antics, he had built up a tolerance to her unique weirdness.

"What's the matter Spike? Something brown got yer smile upside down?" Pinkie asked with concern. A face splitting grin then crossed her face. "Well I'm gonna make you feel alllll better!" The party pony exclaimed, then suddenly began rubbing Spike's crotch.

"OK, what's your motive for giving me a blowjob?" Asked Spike as he pulled away quickly. "Is it the key ingredient of some special Cumcake? Or will it somehow make you even MORE hyper?"

"Oh no, nothing like that Spikey-Wikey!" Pinkie replied. "You see, I know all about how you've been banging Twilight AND Rarity- Not bad for someone your age, if I may say so as an experienced partier- because I read Twilight's diary and stalk Rarity then I asked myself why I wasn't getting a slice of this dragon sperm cake so I thought I'd come on down, seduce the best well only dragon I know well enough to consider halving sex with, and then..."

Before the rambling pink pony steer her run on sentence in an even more disturbing direction, Spike, being tired of this bullshit, used his magic fire to teleport Pinkie Pie out of earshot.

Meanwhile, in the royal palace of Canterlot...

The Champion of the Sun, Princess Celestia, is sitting in her royal bedchambers, taking a well deserved break from her royal duties. A pleased smile crossed the monarch's face as she felt the familiar rush of magic that indicated her prized student was sending her a letter. What a rude surprise she was in for.

"...We'd ride each other's mutually orgasaming bodies of into the sunset where we'd..." Pinkie Pie rambled while appearing in mid-air above the Princess, and crushed her majesty with a sugar and fat laden pink body. The princess just rolled her eyes.

"Well, look at that. Another aspiring lunar colonist."

Meanwhile, Twilight and Rarity had caught up to Spike to apologize. "It was wrong of us to exploit you like we did." Twilight explained. "One should value your friends for who they are, not what you can get from them." She stated, summing up the moral of this story.

"Yes, we had dreadfully manipulated you Spike." Rarity added on. "We both understand perfectly if you no longer wish to be our friend, but if there is anything at all we can do to make it up to you, just ask. Your wish is our command."

"Anything?" Spike asked while scratching his chin. The two unicorns nodded. "Well, there is one thing you two could do..."

Grand F*cking Finale

Grand F*cking Finale

The library was lite by dim candlelight, the soft glow illuminating two mares laying upon a couch. "Spike, are you almost ready?" Called out Twilight Sparkle. The lavender mare was clad in frilly, blue laced short skirt and matching uniform top,

"Hush dearie, it is unbecoming to rush these sorts of things." Rarity admonished in a hushed tone. This unicorn was dressed in a provocative (but not slutty) Western saloon girl outfit. The puffy purple dress was a few sizes too big, resulting in numerous warm folds and pockets.

Finally, Spike descended the stairs, clad in his top hat, fake mustache, and a black dinner jacket. A goofy smile broke onto the dragon's face as he walked towards the two mares. "Helloooooooo ladies!"

The two unicorns couldn't help but grimace at the lame come on line as Spike sat down between them on the couch. Rarity and Twilight used their magic to remove his hat and jacket. After getting into a comfortable spot between the two warm, soft bodies, Spike decided it was time to heat things up. "Ok ladies, make me forget my troubles." He states in a immensely satisfied tone.

Twilight gave Rarity a look indicating the studious unicorn had reservations about this, but a stern look from the fashionista shot that down. After being offered anything by the two unicorns, Spike had requested to have some real, genuine sex. Twilight proposed that he and Rarity go off and have an intimate evening, but the white unicorn insisted Twilight do her part to make things up to her assistant. A three way was eventually proposed, and Spike agreed enthusiastically.

The two mares each gave Spike a kiss on the cheek. Rarity and the dragon then locked lips as Twilight wrapped her front hooves around Spike's body to rub his crotch. After a few minutes (though the gentle pleasure made it feel like hours) of this, Rarity withdrew her tongue when she felt something poke her in the stomach.

Taking the boner as a cue, Rarity lay on her back and spread her hind legs, leaving her pussy open to Spike's waiting cock. Rather then stick it in right away however, the dragon buried his head beneath the warm folds of the dress, and began gently massaging the lower lips with his nimble tongue.

Rarity gasped in pleasure as she felt the slick, warm muscle lick teasingly around the lips before plunging inside. Her inside walls clenched as Spike continued to pleasure Rarity, savoring the sweet taste of of her slowly dripping juices. Spike suddenly felt an odd sensation on his penis, and upon examination, found it to be glowing purple.

The dragon ceased his oral ministration for a moment as he looked to Twilight, whose horn was glowing. "Twilight, would you like me to...?"

"Oh, no, that won't be neccasary don't mind me!" Twilight replied in a rushed voice. "I'm just watching my two best friends having sex!"

"Allow me Spike." Rarity spoke while approaching the lavender unicorn.

"Rarity, what are you...?" Twilight was silenced by the other mare's lips locking onto her own. The two continued to kiss sensually as Rarity used her magic to slide off the student's skirt, allowing a purple hoof to slide down and begin gently clopping.

Spike sat in awe, enraptured by the sight of the two beautiful unicorns making out. After a few minutes of this erotic display, Rarity turned back to Spike. "Oh, I almost forgot about you, Spikey-Wikey. Enjoying the show?" She asked before drinking in the sight of the dragon's raging boner, which was gently pulsing with an inner heat as a faint stream of liquid dribbled out of the tip. Well, someone certainly is excited. Twilight, will you assist me in pleasuring this strapping young gentledragon?"

Twilight, who now had a goofy, sexed up grin on her face nodded yes and scooted closer. Rarity slipped out of her dress and got on her knees, presenting her dripping sex to the hormone crazed dragon.

Spike grabbed his crush on the hips and mounted her, sliding his powerful cock into the waiting pussy. Spike felt immense satisfaction when he reached Rarity's hymen, feeling honored that he would lose his virginity to his love as she lost hers to him (the three had agreed to call the semen gathering situations "assisted masturbation for science and profit"). Still, he felt the need to stop for a moment.

"Rarity, are you sure you want me to de-flower you?" He asked with concern.

The white unicorn's eyes fluttered. "Spike, the fact that you would ask me that only makes me want you to take it more! Go my love, majestically claim my virginity with your mighty spear!" She exclaimed, quoting on of the trashy romance novels she would check out of the library wearing a trench coat, fedora hat and sunglasses. Coincidently, that mode of dress happened to be a fetish of Spike's

Somewhat emboldened, the dragon gently poked at the barrier, unwilling to risk hurting Rarity in his lust. Rarity began to feel a bit annoyed at the slow effort, and abruptly called out "Damn it Spike, fuck me hard!"

Spike jumped at this, sending him cock straight through Rarity's hymen, breaking the barrier in a single sharp instant. The white unicorn felt a titillating mix of pleasure and pain at this, and yelled out to express both.

"Rarity, are you okaaaayyyy?" Spike asked, only to draw out the last word as he felt hands running all over his body. A quick glance revealed a spell casting, still clopping Twilight to be the culprit, rubbing and massaging every inch of his scaly body with a touch of magic. Spike's senses ran wild as the magic simulated a gentle hoofing applying just the right amount of pleasure to every spot.

"It's okay Spike, keep going." Rarity replied, and so Spike began to slide his penis in and out of the stunning unicorn, sending waves of pleasure rolling through the two. Rarity felt utterly and totally filled by the dragon member, which was practically splitting her wide open. Spike felt a pleasent wet warmth as the rubbing friction combined with the juice dreanched tunnel to utterly blow every lonely night sexual fantasy out of the water.

Heat began to build within everyone present as the act continued, sweet explosions of heat and passion erupting within their minds as moans and gasps filled the room. Finally, they could take it no more. "Rarity, I'm gonna cum!"

"Then cum Spike, cum inside me!" Rarity declared as she to reached her orgasim. The two felt the rush of pleasure, greater then any in their lives, as Rarity's inner walls clenched down upon Spike's cock as both organs released their juices in great abundance, creating a war, sticky afterglow both basked in as sleep slowly approached.

"I... I love you Rarity." Spike declared as sleep slowly overtook him.

"I love you to Spike." Rarity replied as she to fell into a pleasent after-sex slumber.

Twilight finished clopping then politely left.

When they awoke, the dragon and unicorn confirmed their love for each other and pursued a continued relationship. Spike's visits to the boutique gained a new, sexual dimension, and as a result of needing to keep Swetie Belle's mind untainted by their kinky liaisons the fashionista's little sister began to feel unwanted and sought a new role model in Twilight Sparkle. As a result of this intellectualism, Sweetie grew up to be a world renowned physicist.

Twilight Sparkle discovered she was a lesbian that day, and scientifically fucked every mare in town discover which was right for her. The jealous mares chased her back to Canterlot, where Twilight had several kinky adventures with Celestia while the heat was off.

Before that happened, however, Princess Celestia had spent some time recovering from the back sprain Pinkie had given her. Luna ran the country for this period, resulting in most civil servants losing their hearing.

Pinkie Pie is still on the moon, spending her time throwing moon parties, which are like regular parties, only on the moon.

THE END