The Master of Deceipt

It was dawn. It was time. The guard got to the dungeons to unlock the cell.

" Crying won't help. " he said with a cruel voice to the prisoners. " Aargh! "

The sound got the attention of the group. Their crying eyes lifted to see, that the guard was pierce by somepony's spear.

" I never liked the costumes anyway! They need more colour! Not just brown! " Loky was unsatisfied with the wear of the guards.

" Hey! " he grabbed the fired arrow with his magic.

" What? " Hawk pretended to be innocent

" Come on! It wasn't him! " Pinkie stopped Hawk from shooting twice

" But we are here because of him! " the unicorn protested.

" He did it for the fun, didn't you? " Pinkie asked the god.

" Well, yes.  But he DESTROYED MY CARAMEL SLIDE!!! " Loky was angry

" Wait... You save us because of your slide? " Stark asked

" Not only. You look like a fun ponies to hang out with. Not like Landrock! " the landicorn replied. Two puppets appeared in front of him. The one was Loky and the other was Landrock:

" Here, Landrock! Isn't it fun?" spoke the first

" No! Be serious! Serious! Serious! The key to everything is to be..." the second didn't finish because the both dissapeared.

" I strongly dislike him! He thinks he is badass, but he is too serious! Everypony around him should be serious! And wear brown too! B-O-R-I-N-G! He even asked me to put a brown robe, because " it looks more vintage." ! I don't care! " the Master of Decipt was angry. But it looked more like Pinkie's anger: just yelling and speaking too fast. In addition his head started growing untill it exploded and another one appeared on it's place. This time everypony laughed.

" Now get out of here and help me teach this old boring pony a lesson of laughter!" he told them and shot a bolt of magic with his spear. The walls of the cell turned to chocolate. The walls quickly dissapeared in Pinkie's belly.

" Welcome to the team! " Stark greated him.

" Nice!" he replied " Now we should hurry, because exactly after, " the trickster made a huge watch appear and looked at him a second before it dissapeared again " , 4 minutes and 27 seconds before the guards come here! "

The group ran up the stairs and faced a grour of guards coming down the stairs. Before the group could yell for help, they got shot by arrows and repulsor rays, frozen, kicked, smashed and fallen unconcious by a rugby team amde out of Loky copies.

" LOKY!!! " Landrock became very angry, as he saw the group entering his room.

" Seriously, I think your army's primary weakness is the colour of the uniforms. I am sure, that blue, pink, or green will cheer them up! " the landicorn joked.

" You seriously think, that you and those pity ponies will stop the double lord?!? Prepare for both a Sandstorm and an Earthquake!!!" now Landrock was really angry. Suddenly he felt a chain around his breasts.

" What is this? " he asked.

Instead of answering, Loky just randomly shot some magical bolts and the throne room became a kind of a studio. From the seats Loky clones clapped with hooves, and on one of the two chairs around the table in the center of the room, the disguised Loky stood. He was wering an official suit with a necktie. He spoke:

" Welcome, fillies, gentlecolts and me-s, of course, to New Equestria's edition of " Who wants to be a millionaire? " Our rewards: 500 gold bits, 10 000 gold bits, 200 000 gold bits and the final reward: the key! And now we - hum - hum! - start the game of Landrock in " Who wants to be a millionaire? " ! "

The spotlights spun, the public clapped with hooves again, and Landrock found himself sitting on the other chair.

" Wow! " Dash was amazed. "That's cool! "

" Loky! " Landrock was still angry

" Dear viewers, this is the show, in which muscles won't help, it is a game of mind! " Loky told the public. The spotlight spun again and the " Who wants to be a millionaire? " theme began.

" The game of Landrock begins now! " the trickster spoke " First question: What is a landicorn? A: A mixture of all the races but the alicorns  B: A unicorn, that lives under ground. C: A world- known cheese, made by alicorns and D: An alicorn, lying on the ground.  Your answer? " Loky asked

" Forget living, if all of your questions are like these! A! " the landicorn replied

" Let's see... Yes! 500 bits, fillies and gentlecolts! " the Lord of Jokes told the public and levitated a check with the sum and the name of the Earth lord on it to him. " Second question! It is - hum- hum - harder! Where does the Prince of Day's parents come from?  A: Canterlot  B: Fillydelphia C: Ponyville and D: Staliongrad."

" That's obvious. " Celestia spoke. " Where can Shining Armour's parents come from escept..."

" Don't help him! " Luna shut her mouth

" Can I use "Help from the Public" ? " Landrock asked

" Alright. Let the public help... NOW! " the trickster pony yelled.

The clones started clicking on big buttons, that magiclly appeared in front of them.

" The results are: Staliongrad: 100 %! The others - 0%"

" What ? " Celestia was confused

" Alternate dimension! : Twilight whispered. it was getting annoying.

" Then I choose D ! " Landrock replied

" And that is the correct answer! We will see each other, dear viewers, after the commercials! "

A huge screen appeared in the middle of the hall. On it the ponies saw H

Loky trinking a glass of chocolate milk. He turned around and spoke:

" Tricky Milk! The milk, that makes you funny! Like me! "

After 5 minutes of commercials with Loky, saying, that " funny towels are good for you! " " the replicate of my spear will make you the God of Laughter! ", the show continued.

" OK. The third question is annoying, so I'll skip it. The last question: What was the job of the Primal Master? A: A football trainer B: A singer C: creator of everything and D: a scientist. "

" It's obvious. C. " Landrock answered.

" Wrong answer! D! You lose your key, but hey, you've got 10 000 bits! " Loky told him

" I am going to kill you! "  Landrock jumped at him

" Nope! " Loky shot a bolt with his spear and turned Landrock to sand with a huge topaz on it. After the topaz was placed in the medalion, the studio turned back to throne room and a portal opened on the throne.

" What are we waiting for ? " Loky was getting ready to jump in it.

" Wait. I still don't understand why do you use the spear? " Pinkie asked him.

Loky neared Pinkie. He told her:

" I won't. Somepony stole it from me in the studio during the commercials. See?" he showed her an inscription saying: Replica.

" So you won't use it? " Dash asked.

" Yes... Wha...? " Loky saw, that Pinkie had put a huge speaker next to him and she had a microphone in her hair.

" You're not the only one, who could joke! And now I have magic! " Pinkie told him.

" Good one. " he replied as  he threw away his spear. " And now nothing stops us!" he spoke. Before Twilight could reply, she and th others found themselves in circus cannons and fired in the portal.

"Leaving with style! " the trickster pony spoke and jumped into the portal. In the next moment the hall was blown up from fireworks.