
Not the Afterlife I Signed Up For
How do a cop, a British saboteur, a Chinese bodyguard, and a Spartan warrior relate to ponies?
Usually when you are killed, you die. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. Usually those exceptions don't end up in a world full of colorful talking ponies with 3 other people from random points of Earth's history, but hey, I can't complain too much. Now if we can just figure out what happened, how we ended up in Equestria, and who is responsible for this mix up...
Will add tags for characters as they appear.




23663 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
9 Chapters:
- The Day You Die 2012-03-03 20:10:33 UTC1078
- The Day AFTER You Die 2012-01-31 04:36:09 UTC2096
- Dat Plot... Exposition 2012-02-02 04:50:46 UTC2040
- I'll Be Ur Guide! 2012-02-08 04:08:20 UTC2175
- ~Getting to Know You~ 2012-02-18 02:13:20 UTC3177
- The Song of My People 2012-03-06 01:00:48 UTC3019
- The OM-NOM-NOMnivore's Dilemma 2012-03-31 23:37:36 UTC5043
- Let me explain...no, too much. Let me sum up. 2012-05-15 17:18:15 UTC1350
- A Little Scuffle in the Park. 2012-07-30 09:56:00 UTC3685