The Doctor The Dalek and The Fallen Warrior

My name is The Doctor. Three days ago I crashed down in a place apparently inhabitted by "ponies". On this world I myself have somehow become a pony. I am assuming this is an alternate universe but I can't be certain. I feel time splintering around me. Something here should not have happened, something big. In the few libraries I've found in this world their are legends of a magic alicorn that is powered by magic that is not magic.

Did I mention that this world is ruled by a nightmare. That it has fallen into eternal night. Yeah that could be important. I met an apparent "pegasi" girl the other day. She said her name before night was Ditsy Doo. She said her parents told her stories about a monster in the forest. I realized right their these ponies didn't know about sciece. This false magic was science. The creature in the forest was a Dalek. I decided to go back to the Tardis. When I got to where it was instead of the Tardis I found a note.

The note read; Dear foolish pony scum, you should know color is forbidden. If you do not know this actions will be taken. If you want your box back, bring your own grey paint to the castle. Their you will paint the box with 11 ton weights chained to each hoof. We will be expecting you new slave.

signed: Overlord Nightmare Moon

On the back their was anothe not stapled on it read; Dear fellow rebel, we can help you get your box back. I believe you've already met general Ditsy. If you are interested contact her. You will be scanned for weapons and mind chips to make sure you aren't an agent of the Overlord. If you are found qualified, you will be asigned to a division. If not your memory will be wiped of all of this. We will be expecting you rebel.

signed: The fair princess Celestia.

Funny these are some of the only people I've ever known that can fight their own wars and they are ponies. That just proves it; don't judge a book by it's cover.