Nazi Zombie Ponies: NFB Editionby Night Fury the BlackChaptersDamnedUndoneThe Lullaby for a Dead ManAbra MacabreDamned"Ah shit, here come the dogs!" Richtofen looked up at the black sky, it had turned foggy: a sign that Samantha was sending her Hellhounds to attack. The Japanese soldier called Takeo Masaki looked to Richtofen, "Doctor! You'd better hurry!" The giant, booming voice of Samantha Maxis shook the factory as she spat out her usual command for the Hellhounds, "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!" Lightning began to form near their location. Takeo and the American marine, Tank Dempsey, readied their rifles for the onslaught of demonic, undead German Shepards. Richtofen worked even faster, "Verdammt! Why did Ludvig have to break the teleporter when he and his little brat went to the moon?" Dempsey blew the face of the first Hellhound completely off, "Maybe he did it to mess with you, crackhead! I don't know, just fix the damn thing!" Richtofen looked to Dempsey as if he were crazy, "Oh, ja, Dempsey, thank you for your advise." The Hellhounds kept coming, but not a single one got past Dempsey and Takeo. "Where is the Russian?" "I dunno, he was supposed to go get his vodka at the other teleporter, the freakbags probably strangled him." The gruff voice of the Russian vodka addict, Nikolai Belenski echoed across the factory, "You want to know how to say owned in Russian? OWNED!" Gunshots followed. Dempsey chuckled, "Well, at least the fat bastard is okay, unlike us, Richtofen, we're completely fucked if you don't get it working soon!" Richtofen dropped his screwdriver and picked up his MP40, "Fine! You try Dempsey!" Dempsey smacked another Hellhound down and quickly ran to the teleporter, knocking over the newly arrived Nikolai in the process. "Eh, you spilt my vodka!" Dempsey pushed Richtofen out of the way. "Good luck, Dempsey, you're going to need it!" Richtofen laughed, Dempsey responded by kicking the teleporter. "Fuck you, Nazi machine!" To everyone's surprise(even the Hellhounds), the teleporter switched on. "Der Reise teleportation system now online. Identifying personnel.... Identification process complete, subject identified as Dempsey, Terrance Marcus. Subject allowed access to mainframe. Commencing teleportation to Ponyville, Equestria." Nikolai, half drunk, chuckled, "Your real name is Terrance? What the hell was your mother thinking?" Dempsey would response, but Takeo interrupted him, "Doctor! It is powering up! Will we teleport? Where is this Equestria? And why does that thing know Dempsey's name?" "Yeah, you tell him, Tak!" Richtofen lowered his gun and smiled, "Oh! Equestria! Such a wondrous place! I wonder if Celestia is still ruling?" Takeo looked at the doctor and prepared to ask a question, but Dempsey shouted at the top of his lungs. "What the fuck is that?" Everyone turned, a giant, metal pyramid was soaring towards them. Richtofen gasped as the Hellhounds began to run, "The MDT! But it was supposed to be secure on the moon base! How could it-" Before he could finish his sentence, the MDT collided with Richtofen, and they both went flying through the teleporter. "Doctor!" Takeo attempted to rescue him, but Dempsey held him back. "Tak, doc's gone, we gotta get the fuck outta here!" They began to run from the teleporter, when Nikolai got up. "Dempsey! I have a bone to pick with y-" A giant metal sheet slammed into him, knocking him into the teleporter. Takeo gripped the railing of some stairs. The entire factory was being sucked into the teleporter. He tried to hold on, but it wasn't until Dempsey yelled at him that Takeo realized something bad. "Tak, look out!" Takeo turned and was sucked into the teleporter, he saw swirls of electricity, and then the world went black...... Author's Note First chapter, second story. (Oo-rah!) "Terrance Marcus" is only something I made up, I don't know his real name. (It's probably just "Tank", but I think that's a nickname.) Get ready, because our favorite zombie killers are coming to Ponyville next chapter(though in a different way than you might think.) Night Fury the Black out. UndoneTwilight Sparkle rushed her assistant faster than usual. "Come on, Spike! We can work faster than this! Hurry, hurry, HURRY!" Spike tripped over a pile of books, dropping the dust pan and spilling the contents. "SPIKE!!!" Spike got up and dusted himself off, "Sorry! Jeez, Twilight, why are we up at four in the morning cleaning the library?" Twilight stopped for a moment, "It's four in the morning?" Spike nodded. Twilight shook her head, "Well, that gives us more time to get ready! Princess Celestia is coming to Ponyville! Now, do we have the right supplies? Dresses from Rarity? Check. Apples from Applejack? Check. Cake from the Cakes? Uncheck." Twilight gasped, "How could I forget the cake?! Spike, continue cleaning, I'll be right back!" With that, she quickly ran out the door, and into the sleeping town. 000000 "Uggggggg. What- What the fuck was that?" Dempsey blinked, for the first time in hours, he could make out light. "Note to self: next time you kick a Nazi machine, get the hell out before you get sucked in." He stood up, but it felt different. He shrugged off the feeling and looked around. He was in a forest. There was no sign of Takeo, Nikolai or Richtofen. However, Dempsey managed to make out a shape next to a nearby river: a gun. "Well, at least I won't be without a stick, but does it have juice?" He walked over to it, not even noticing he was walking on all fours. "Is it... Oh yeah, baby! It's a fucking M16!" Dempsey reached for it but was shocked instead of a hand, a hoof reached for it. Dempsey gasped, "WHAT THE FUCK???!!!" Hooves. Greenish hooves had replaced his hands. He looked into the water of the nearby river, he was shocked at his reflection. He was a PONY. He had a sage green coat, the colors of the USMC uniform. He had a blond mane, the color his hair had been. He also has dual tattoos on his lower legs: a zombie head with the USMC logo behind it, and dual M16s through the head. Only, the zombie was a pony, not a human. Fortunately, his emerald eyes and rock hard voice still remained. "Alright, I'm in a jacked up forest, turned into a badass looking pony, and have nothing but an M16 and a combat knife to defend myself. What the fuck did Richtofen hit me over the head with?" He picked up the M16, which surprisingly just stuck to his hand. "Okay....freaky. Now, how do I shoot thi-", the M16 shot a three round burst at the word "shoot." Dempsey raised an eyebrow, "Well, that's one problem solved. Now I just need to find the others.....and hope that teleporter sliced Richtofen in half." Dempsey noticed a green glow in the water, "What the hell?" He bent down and picked it up. It was a bottle, but not just any bottle, it was Speed Cola. "It ain't no Juggernog, but it'll do." He popped the cap off and drank it, then threw the bottle into the water. "Well, guess I should head for a city. But where... Ah, there!" Dempsey strapped the M16 to his side with a nearby dead vine, then headed for the small town in the distance. What Dempsey failed to realize was a lone figure that followed him, walking irregularly.... Author's Note Alright, second chapter! Can anyone guess what the figure is? I bet you can. The Lullaby for a Dead Man"Vodka! The wonderful drink that is vodka! Vodka, vodka, vodka!" Applejack put her pillow over her face, the noise didn't grow any quieter. For about the past twenty minutes, some large, tan colored stallion with a weird hat had been repeatedly chanting something about "vodka." She looked at her clock, it was FOUR-THIRTY in the morning. He continued to chant, and it was driving Applejack insane. Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore, she got out of bed, opened her window, and shouted for all to hear, "Would ya keep it down? We're sleepin' in here!" The stallion looked up at her confused, then giggled and took a sip from a bottle. That's when Applejack realized he was drunk. "Ya know what, stay there! Ah'm comin' down there!" Applejack put her signature cowboy hat on and started down stairs. She got to the door and opened the door, only to find the drunk stallion standing there. He had the bottle in his hoof, and was leaning on the door post. When he saw Applejack, he snickered, "Come on, baby! We do thingy together!" Applejack responded to this by knocking the stranger out. His bottle shattered and spilled onto the floor. "Ah'll just clean it tomorrow...", Applejack mumbled to herself. She dragged the stranger into the house and set him on the couch. She shook him awake. "Ah! No, Dempsey! She's mine!", he said with a jolt. "What's yer name, son?", Applejack asked viscously, ready to knock the stallion out again just in case. The stallion blinked. "Answer me!" The stallion chuckled, then responded in a gruff voice, "My name Nikolai. Now, can I have vodka now?" 000000 Fluttershy woke to groaning. It startled her even when she was sleeping, but now it was REALLY creepy. It was almost like a pony was dragging its hooves and moaning outside her cottage. She looked around, her animals' ears were alert, but they still had their eyes shut. A few even hadn't even noticed the noise yet. Fluttershy began to cower under the covers. What exactly was outside? Could it be her imagination? She peeked her head out of the covers and quietly spoke a single word. "He- Hello?" Fluttershy was answered by another word, but the voice that spoke seemed inpony, "Sam!" Glass from her window broke and a figure jumped inside the cottage. Fluttershy shrieked, the figure was a pony, but it looked different. The first thing different was its glowing, yellow eyes that simply stared at her. The figure had a dark grey coat and a pale mane, but both were covered in a crimson liquid that Fluttershy immediately recognized from her animal care: blood. The pony's Cutie Mark was a weird symbol: a black x whose ends were bent at diagonal angles, with a white background and red outlining. The mark was faded as well. The pony growled and started walking towards Fluttershy, she nervously tried to back away from it, until her back hit the wall. Her pulse rose, she started freaking out and begging the pony, "Please don't hurt me." But, when the pony was five feet away, Fluttershy heard a slashing sound. The pony stopped and stood still for a few seconds, until a crimson line appeared on its neck and its head separated from its body. Fluttershy gasped as the pony's lifeless corpse fell to the floor of her cottage, then she noticed a shadow. She looked up, a new pony stood there. This one was on two legs and had a weird looking sword in its right hoof. It was a stallion. His coat was entirely white. The lower part of his mane was black, but the rest was hidden by a cap. His Cutie Mark had two of those weird swords crossed over what appeared to be a dragon drawing. Fluttershy could not see his eyes though. In a swift motion, the stallion put his sword in a case strapped to his back, then mounted on all fours. He then spoke to Fluttershy in a funny accent, "Are you alright?" Fluttershy gulped, then nodded. The stallion took a step closer, "Forgive me for intruding, Miss Pony, but you were in trouble, so I helped you. Now, my name is Takeo Masaki. Do you happen to know where the nearest town is?" 000000 Darkness. This was the only feeling Nightmare Moon felt now that she had been defeated two years ago. The Mane Six had defeated her with the Elements of Harmony. They had banished her from Princess Luna's body and forced her spirit to never return to Equestria again. Now, she was banished to the moon. Nothing EVER happens on the moon. However, something interesting had happened yesterday a strange metal pyramid had appeared on the moon's surface, and it glowed with a powerful aura. Nightmare was studying it, seeing what it could do. So far, it hadn't done anything. She had just realized about an hour ago that the pyramid itself was a capsule, she just had to open it. Nightmare thought for a moment, then decided that opening it with magic would be the best idea. Nightmare readied herself, then used her magic on the pyramid. To her surprise, it opened immediately, revealing a Pegasus filly holding a doll. "This is most....unexpected.", Nightmare murmured to herself. That's when a new voice loudly spoke to her. "YOU! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" Nightmare hesitated, then answered confidently, "I am Nightmare Moon! The greatest being ever to live and rightful ruler of Equestria!" A demonic laugh filled the air. It was so unsettling that even Nightmare got chills, if a spirit could. "WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN, NIGHTMARE...." Nightmare leaned closer to the pyramid at this, "How?" "SIT DOWN, MISS MOON, THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE...." Author's Note Alright, nothing really to say for this chapter, moving on... Now, in case you didn't know, every chapter in this story is named after a song from Zombies mode. In every song that has lyrics, I will give the song lyrics in the Author's Notes section. If you think it's better to put it at the beginning or end of a chapter instead, then just let me know, I'm going with the majority rule. Most(if not all) of these songs are on YouTube, so look them up. Now, here's the first song: "Lullaby for a Dead Man" by Elena Siegman..... Life is still spinning, You end my beginning, And everything I hoped for has been strangely set aside. Reason for living, My mind is forgiving, And destiny is proving to be absent from my life. I know it. I feel it. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming, And I know you will never give up and die. Conscious fulfilling, The darkness revealing all. Thoughts and insecurities are shining like the Sun. Eyes are deceiving, Your mind will stop breathing, And all that you are made of will now rightly become mine. You know it. You feel it. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling. And I know you will never give up and die. Father. Why have you forsaken me? My life is gone..... Father. You know how long it's taken me..... I live again! I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling, And I know you will never give up.... No, you will never give up.... You will never give up....and....die.... *Song and lyric credit belongs to Kevin Sherwood* See ya next time! Abra MacabreDawn. Pinkie Pie woke from her bed with a jump, as she did usually. She immediately began to rant about the party that was tonight, but it wasn't just ANY party, it was a party that PRINCESS CELESTIA was attending, and that put Pinkie in a even more joyful mood. Her pet alligator, Gummy, woke as well. Pinkie quickly picked him up and began to prance around the room, chanting happily. "Big party! Gummy! We're going to host the biggest party of the year!" Pinkie put Gummy on a shelf and started hopping cheerfully to the basement, to were her signature party cannon lay ready to fire. "This is going to be a GREAT day!!!" 000000 Edward Richtofen smiled as he looked out of the window of the bakery. "Today is going to be a GREAT day!" Richtofen kept staring and thinking. That stallion in the woods had been an excellent subject to question. Now that he was up to date on Equestria's history, he could continue his "business" with the princess. Oh, what a joy it had been to ask a few questions to a guard....then stab him to death with his own horn. "Ohhhh.... So much blood..." Richtofen giggled at the memory, and how his companions would react to his body. Richtofen laughed, then heard a knock on the door. "Well, well, well, who could that be?" He trotted over to door with a big(and somewhat creepy) smile. Richtofen opened it, and there stood a lavender unicorn, who looked worn out. The unicorn smiled and spoke, "Hi, are the Cakes home?" Richtofen nodded his head, "Ja, but they're sleeping. What do you what?" The unicorn tilted her head confusingly, then asked another question, "Do you have the cake I ordered?" Richtofen smiled, "Oh, ja! Right this way, and Eddy Rick will satisfy your catering needs!" He motioned her inside, but she simply shook her head, "No thank you, Mister Rick, I just need to know you have the cake. The one with the Elements of Harmony drawn onto it." The voices in Richtofen's head screamed at him to kill her, but he ignored them. "Let's see..." He faked a glance over his shoulder, "Wunderbar! We have it! Now you just continue planning the party, we'll be here!" Richtofen started to close the door, when another pony joined the unicorn, this one was orange, and was wearing a cowboy hat. "Twilight! Come 'ere quick! We gotta darn problem!" The unicorn named Twilight groaned, "Not again... Alright, Applejack, what's the matter?" Applejack pointed down the road, "There's a stranger up at the Acres. We're holdin' 'em fer now, but he's beginnin' to to break free! We need a unicorn!" Twilight stared at her, "Alright, slow down. Now, describe the stranger." Applejack wasted no time, "He's about yay high. Gotta weird hat on 'em. Tan coat. Large. Drinks somethin' called 'vodka.' And calls 'imself 'Nikolai.'" At the mention of "Nikolai", the door to the bakery opened and Richtofen came back out. "Oh, wunderbar! Nikolai is here! I was getting very lonely... Now, now ladies, take me to him! I don't have all day." Richtofen calmly strode past the mares leaving them both speechless. 000000 "Ah, you gotta be freaking kidding me! A hill!" Dempsey looked at the large mound in anger. It was a LONG descend to a farm below him. Dempsey simply spat in the dirt. "Nothing's to tough for a marine, so lets dance, hill!" Dempsey slid down to a ledge, then unhooked his knife from his vine strap. He dug into the wall of the hill and began his descent, only to find it harder than he thought. "Gah, why can't we get teleported to a night club?! At least there I don't have to stuff freakbags or climb FUCKING hills, it'd be nice!" Dempsey continued to climb down, cursing with both his mouth and mind. His hooves did not grip as well as feet did, so it was a long, tiring climb down, he frequently lost his hold. After about two hours of climbing down, Dempsey finally made it to the bottom, with a selective choice of words. "If I have to climb just one more FUCKING hill, I'll take this M16 and shove it up the nearest horse's ass!" "Hey! That's pony to you!" Dempsey looked behind him, no one was there. He laughed, "And now I'm going INSANE! Thank you, Richto-dumbass!" "Up here, buster!" Dempsey looked up, sitting on a cloud, eyeing him fiercely, was a cyan colored Pegasus. Dempsey shook his head at the sight and mumbled, "Whose this prick?" The Pegasus looked offended that he didn't know her, "Rainbow Dash! The fastest and best flier in all of Equestria! I can outrun anypony here!" Dempsey snickered, it was just so funny to be talking to a horse with rainbow colored hair. It's like he was stuck in the head of a six-year old, "Okay, Rainbitch Crash, where's the nearest town?" Dash was on the ground and in his face in seconds, he'd pissed her off. "Alright, cheap shot, why don't you say that again? I'll put you in a world of hurt before you blink!" Dempsey just laughed. However, he didn't expect a hoof to fly into his mouth, and a jolt of pain hit him as some blood escaped from his jaw. Dash smirked, "That'll teach ya!" That's when the butt of Dempsey's M16 smacked Dash in the face. The hit didn't break anything, but it had enough force to knock Dash down and bloody her nose. Dempsey wasn't done yet though, and although Dash recovered fast, Dempsey was fast enough to tackle her, and they both went rolling down another hill. 000000 "I- I've never felt so much power!" Nightmare Moon felt the presence of almost ten thousand figures in Equestria, beings the filly Samantha had called "zombies." For the past half hour, Samantha had told her about how zombies worked, what could be done, and that she was more powerful than most. Nightmare had never thought she'd EVER hear those words from a filly. "DO YOU REMEMBER THE PLAN, NIGHTMARE?" "Yes, yes. Make more zombies. Take Canterlot. Kill Celestia. Give the zombies back to you. I could say it all day!" Samantha laughed demonically, "YOU FORGOT ONE IMPORTANT STEP, SECURE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT..." "NOW, TAKE CONTROL! SEND FEAR INTO THE PONIES' HEARTS!!!!" Nightmare hesitated, before today, she had thought zombies to be children's stories, but then remembered how it would help her take over Equestria. Oh, she couldn't wait to have Celestia, Luna, and the Mane Six killed and turned into her minions, so she unleashed her newfound power. 000000 A small horde of zombies suddenly stopped, their eyes changing from yellow, to a moon-like color. They all heard the voice of their new mother, "Go, my armies, strike the living of Equestria while they are oblivious!" The entire horde obeyed, turning to pink rooftops in the distance, a horde of about one thousand zombies headed to the nearest habited place: the town of Ponyville. Author's Note Alright, a little confusing chapter(espicially the Dempsey/Dash fight and the Samantha/Nightmare Moon moment), but next chapter will have zombies(of course), action, and vodka. I'm gonna hold a little contest: who is going to be the first character killed by the zombies(or Richtofen)? Any character will do as long as they follow these rules.... 1- Anyone but the main cast, Zombies characters, Derpy, and any antagonists can be excepted. 2- OCs MUST have a short decription that looks like this: Name- Sex/Gender- Coat Color- Mane Color- Eye Color- Age(child, adult, or elderly, pick ONE)- Cutie Mark description(not required, but one will be automatically chosen if not put)- Personality decription- Type of pony(normal, unicorn, or Pegasus)- ANY NON PONY CHARACTERS WILL AUTOMATICALLY BECOME INVALID AND WILL NOT BE FEATURED IN THE STORY. 3- The character MUST be killed by zombies or Richtofen. IF YOU WANT AN OC THAT YOU DO NOT WANT KILLED, I AM ALSO ACCEPTING THOSE, BUT YOU MUST PUT IN THE DECRIPTION THAT YOU WANT HIM/HER TO LIFE. OTHERWISE, I WILL CHOSE WHEN AND HOW THEY DIE. Night Fury the Black out.
Damned"Ah shit, here come the dogs!" Richtofen looked up at the black sky, it had turned foggy: a sign that Samantha was sending her Hellhounds to attack. The Japanese soldier called Takeo Masaki looked to Richtofen, "Doctor! You'd better hurry!" The giant, booming voice of Samantha Maxis shook the factory as she spat out her usual command for the Hellhounds, "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!" Lightning began to form near their location. Takeo and the American marine, Tank Dempsey, readied their rifles for the onslaught of demonic, undead German Shepards. Richtofen worked even faster, "Verdammt! Why did Ludvig have to break the teleporter when he and his little brat went to the moon?" Dempsey blew the face of the first Hellhound completely off, "Maybe he did it to mess with you, crackhead! I don't know, just fix the damn thing!" Richtofen looked to Dempsey as if he were crazy, "Oh, ja, Dempsey, thank you for your advise." The Hellhounds kept coming, but not a single one got past Dempsey and Takeo. "Where is the Russian?" "I dunno, he was supposed to go get his vodka at the other teleporter, the freakbags probably strangled him." The gruff voice of the Russian vodka addict, Nikolai Belenski echoed across the factory, "You want to know how to say owned in Russian? OWNED!" Gunshots followed. Dempsey chuckled, "Well, at least the fat bastard is okay, unlike us, Richtofen, we're completely fucked if you don't get it working soon!" Richtofen dropped his screwdriver and picked up his MP40, "Fine! You try Dempsey!" Dempsey smacked another Hellhound down and quickly ran to the teleporter, knocking over the newly arrived Nikolai in the process. "Eh, you spilt my vodka!" Dempsey pushed Richtofen out of the way. "Good luck, Dempsey, you're going to need it!" Richtofen laughed, Dempsey responded by kicking the teleporter. "Fuck you, Nazi machine!" To everyone's surprise(even the Hellhounds), the teleporter switched on. "Der Reise teleportation system now online. Identifying personnel.... Identification process complete, subject identified as Dempsey, Terrance Marcus. Subject allowed access to mainframe. Commencing teleportation to Ponyville, Equestria." Nikolai, half drunk, chuckled, "Your real name is Terrance? What the hell was your mother thinking?" Dempsey would response, but Takeo interrupted him, "Doctor! It is powering up! Will we teleport? Where is this Equestria? And why does that thing know Dempsey's name?" "Yeah, you tell him, Tak!" Richtofen lowered his gun and smiled, "Oh! Equestria! Such a wondrous place! I wonder if Celestia is still ruling?" Takeo looked at the doctor and prepared to ask a question, but Dempsey shouted at the top of his lungs. "What the fuck is that?" Everyone turned, a giant, metal pyramid was soaring towards them. Richtofen gasped as the Hellhounds began to run, "The MDT! But it was supposed to be secure on the moon base! How could it-" Before he could finish his sentence, the MDT collided with Richtofen, and they both went flying through the teleporter. "Doctor!" Takeo attempted to rescue him, but Dempsey held him back. "Tak, doc's gone, we gotta get the fuck outta here!" They began to run from the teleporter, when Nikolai got up. "Dempsey! I have a bone to pick with y-" A giant metal sheet slammed into him, knocking him into the teleporter. Takeo gripped the railing of some stairs. The entire factory was being sucked into the teleporter. He tried to hold on, but it wasn't until Dempsey yelled at him that Takeo realized something bad. "Tak, look out!" Takeo turned and was sucked into the teleporter, he saw swirls of electricity, and then the world went black...... Author's Note First chapter, second story. (Oo-rah!) "Terrance Marcus" is only something I made up, I don't know his real name. (It's probably just "Tank", but I think that's a nickname.) Get ready, because our favorite zombie killers are coming to Ponyville next chapter(though in a different way than you might think.) Night Fury the Black out.
UndoneTwilight Sparkle rushed her assistant faster than usual. "Come on, Spike! We can work faster than this! Hurry, hurry, HURRY!" Spike tripped over a pile of books, dropping the dust pan and spilling the contents. "SPIKE!!!" Spike got up and dusted himself off, "Sorry! Jeez, Twilight, why are we up at four in the morning cleaning the library?" Twilight stopped for a moment, "It's four in the morning?" Spike nodded. Twilight shook her head, "Well, that gives us more time to get ready! Princess Celestia is coming to Ponyville! Now, do we have the right supplies? Dresses from Rarity? Check. Apples from Applejack? Check. Cake from the Cakes? Uncheck." Twilight gasped, "How could I forget the cake?! Spike, continue cleaning, I'll be right back!" With that, she quickly ran out the door, and into the sleeping town. 000000 "Uggggggg. What- What the fuck was that?" Dempsey blinked, for the first time in hours, he could make out light. "Note to self: next time you kick a Nazi machine, get the hell out before you get sucked in." He stood up, but it felt different. He shrugged off the feeling and looked around. He was in a forest. There was no sign of Takeo, Nikolai or Richtofen. However, Dempsey managed to make out a shape next to a nearby river: a gun. "Well, at least I won't be without a stick, but does it have juice?" He walked over to it, not even noticing he was walking on all fours. "Is it... Oh yeah, baby! It's a fucking M16!" Dempsey reached for it but was shocked instead of a hand, a hoof reached for it. Dempsey gasped, "WHAT THE FUCK???!!!" Hooves. Greenish hooves had replaced his hands. He looked into the water of the nearby river, he was shocked at his reflection. He was a PONY. He had a sage green coat, the colors of the USMC uniform. He had a blond mane, the color his hair had been. He also has dual tattoos on his lower legs: a zombie head with the USMC logo behind it, and dual M16s through the head. Only, the zombie was a pony, not a human. Fortunately, his emerald eyes and rock hard voice still remained. "Alright, I'm in a jacked up forest, turned into a badass looking pony, and have nothing but an M16 and a combat knife to defend myself. What the fuck did Richtofen hit me over the head with?" He picked up the M16, which surprisingly just stuck to his hand. "Okay....freaky. Now, how do I shoot thi-", the M16 shot a three round burst at the word "shoot." Dempsey raised an eyebrow, "Well, that's one problem solved. Now I just need to find the others.....and hope that teleporter sliced Richtofen in half." Dempsey noticed a green glow in the water, "What the hell?" He bent down and picked it up. It was a bottle, but not just any bottle, it was Speed Cola. "It ain't no Juggernog, but it'll do." He popped the cap off and drank it, then threw the bottle into the water. "Well, guess I should head for a city. But where... Ah, there!" Dempsey strapped the M16 to his side with a nearby dead vine, then headed for the small town in the distance. What Dempsey failed to realize was a lone figure that followed him, walking irregularly.... Author's Note Alright, second chapter! Can anyone guess what the figure is? I bet you can.
The Lullaby for a Dead Man"Vodka! The wonderful drink that is vodka! Vodka, vodka, vodka!" Applejack put her pillow over her face, the noise didn't grow any quieter. For about the past twenty minutes, some large, tan colored stallion with a weird hat had been repeatedly chanting something about "vodka." She looked at her clock, it was FOUR-THIRTY in the morning. He continued to chant, and it was driving Applejack insane. Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore, she got out of bed, opened her window, and shouted for all to hear, "Would ya keep it down? We're sleepin' in here!" The stallion looked up at her confused, then giggled and took a sip from a bottle. That's when Applejack realized he was drunk. "Ya know what, stay there! Ah'm comin' down there!" Applejack put her signature cowboy hat on and started down stairs. She got to the door and opened the door, only to find the drunk stallion standing there. He had the bottle in his hoof, and was leaning on the door post. When he saw Applejack, he snickered, "Come on, baby! We do thingy together!" Applejack responded to this by knocking the stranger out. His bottle shattered and spilled onto the floor. "Ah'll just clean it tomorrow...", Applejack mumbled to herself. She dragged the stranger into the house and set him on the couch. She shook him awake. "Ah! No, Dempsey! She's mine!", he said with a jolt. "What's yer name, son?", Applejack asked viscously, ready to knock the stallion out again just in case. The stallion blinked. "Answer me!" The stallion chuckled, then responded in a gruff voice, "My name Nikolai. Now, can I have vodka now?" 000000 Fluttershy woke to groaning. It startled her even when she was sleeping, but now it was REALLY creepy. It was almost like a pony was dragging its hooves and moaning outside her cottage. She looked around, her animals' ears were alert, but they still had their eyes shut. A few even hadn't even noticed the noise yet. Fluttershy began to cower under the covers. What exactly was outside? Could it be her imagination? She peeked her head out of the covers and quietly spoke a single word. "He- Hello?" Fluttershy was answered by another word, but the voice that spoke seemed inpony, "Sam!" Glass from her window broke and a figure jumped inside the cottage. Fluttershy shrieked, the figure was a pony, but it looked different. The first thing different was its glowing, yellow eyes that simply stared at her. The figure had a dark grey coat and a pale mane, but both were covered in a crimson liquid that Fluttershy immediately recognized from her animal care: blood. The pony's Cutie Mark was a weird symbol: a black x whose ends were bent at diagonal angles, with a white background and red outlining. The mark was faded as well. The pony growled and started walking towards Fluttershy, she nervously tried to back away from it, until her back hit the wall. Her pulse rose, she started freaking out and begging the pony, "Please don't hurt me." But, when the pony was five feet away, Fluttershy heard a slashing sound. The pony stopped and stood still for a few seconds, until a crimson line appeared on its neck and its head separated from its body. Fluttershy gasped as the pony's lifeless corpse fell to the floor of her cottage, then she noticed a shadow. She looked up, a new pony stood there. This one was on two legs and had a weird looking sword in its right hoof. It was a stallion. His coat was entirely white. The lower part of his mane was black, but the rest was hidden by a cap. His Cutie Mark had two of those weird swords crossed over what appeared to be a dragon drawing. Fluttershy could not see his eyes though. In a swift motion, the stallion put his sword in a case strapped to his back, then mounted on all fours. He then spoke to Fluttershy in a funny accent, "Are you alright?" Fluttershy gulped, then nodded. The stallion took a step closer, "Forgive me for intruding, Miss Pony, but you were in trouble, so I helped you. Now, my name is Takeo Masaki. Do you happen to know where the nearest town is?" 000000 Darkness. This was the only feeling Nightmare Moon felt now that she had been defeated two years ago. The Mane Six had defeated her with the Elements of Harmony. They had banished her from Princess Luna's body and forced her spirit to never return to Equestria again. Now, she was banished to the moon. Nothing EVER happens on the moon. However, something interesting had happened yesterday a strange metal pyramid had appeared on the moon's surface, and it glowed with a powerful aura. Nightmare was studying it, seeing what it could do. So far, it hadn't done anything. She had just realized about an hour ago that the pyramid itself was a capsule, she just had to open it. Nightmare thought for a moment, then decided that opening it with magic would be the best idea. Nightmare readied herself, then used her magic on the pyramid. To her surprise, it opened immediately, revealing a Pegasus filly holding a doll. "This is most....unexpected.", Nightmare murmured to herself. That's when a new voice loudly spoke to her. "YOU! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" Nightmare hesitated, then answered confidently, "I am Nightmare Moon! The greatest being ever to live and rightful ruler of Equestria!" A demonic laugh filled the air. It was so unsettling that even Nightmare got chills, if a spirit could. "WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN, NIGHTMARE...." Nightmare leaned closer to the pyramid at this, "How?" "SIT DOWN, MISS MOON, THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE...." Author's Note Alright, nothing really to say for this chapter, moving on... Now, in case you didn't know, every chapter in this story is named after a song from Zombies mode. In every song that has lyrics, I will give the song lyrics in the Author's Notes section. If you think it's better to put it at the beginning or end of a chapter instead, then just let me know, I'm going with the majority rule. Most(if not all) of these songs are on YouTube, so look them up. Now, here's the first song: "Lullaby for a Dead Man" by Elena Siegman..... Life is still spinning, You end my beginning, And everything I hoped for has been strangely set aside. Reason for living, My mind is forgiving, And destiny is proving to be absent from my life. I know it. I feel it. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming, And I know you will never give up and die. Conscious fulfilling, The darkness revealing all. Thoughts and insecurities are shining like the Sun. Eyes are deceiving, Your mind will stop breathing, And all that you are made of will now rightly become mine. You know it. You feel it. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling. And I know you will never give up and die. Father. Why have you forsaken me? My life is gone..... Father. You know how long it's taken me..... I live again! I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling. I know when you're sleeping. I know the things you're dreaming. I love it when you're weeping. Even death can't stop this feeling, And I know you will never give up.... No, you will never give up.... You will never give up....and....die.... *Song and lyric credit belongs to Kevin Sherwood* See ya next time!
Abra MacabreDawn. Pinkie Pie woke from her bed with a jump, as she did usually. She immediately began to rant about the party that was tonight, but it wasn't just ANY party, it was a party that PRINCESS CELESTIA was attending, and that put Pinkie in a even more joyful mood. Her pet alligator, Gummy, woke as well. Pinkie quickly picked him up and began to prance around the room, chanting happily. "Big party! Gummy! We're going to host the biggest party of the year!" Pinkie put Gummy on a shelf and started hopping cheerfully to the basement, to were her signature party cannon lay ready to fire. "This is going to be a GREAT day!!!" 000000 Edward Richtofen smiled as he looked out of the window of the bakery. "Today is going to be a GREAT day!" Richtofen kept staring and thinking. That stallion in the woods had been an excellent subject to question. Now that he was up to date on Equestria's history, he could continue his "business" with the princess. Oh, what a joy it had been to ask a few questions to a guard....then stab him to death with his own horn. "Ohhhh.... So much blood..." Richtofen giggled at the memory, and how his companions would react to his body. Richtofen laughed, then heard a knock on the door. "Well, well, well, who could that be?" He trotted over to door with a big(and somewhat creepy) smile. Richtofen opened it, and there stood a lavender unicorn, who looked worn out. The unicorn smiled and spoke, "Hi, are the Cakes home?" Richtofen nodded his head, "Ja, but they're sleeping. What do you what?" The unicorn tilted her head confusingly, then asked another question, "Do you have the cake I ordered?" Richtofen smiled, "Oh, ja! Right this way, and Eddy Rick will satisfy your catering needs!" He motioned her inside, but she simply shook her head, "No thank you, Mister Rick, I just need to know you have the cake. The one with the Elements of Harmony drawn onto it." The voices in Richtofen's head screamed at him to kill her, but he ignored them. "Let's see..." He faked a glance over his shoulder, "Wunderbar! We have it! Now you just continue planning the party, we'll be here!" Richtofen started to close the door, when another pony joined the unicorn, this one was orange, and was wearing a cowboy hat. "Twilight! Come 'ere quick! We gotta darn problem!" The unicorn named Twilight groaned, "Not again... Alright, Applejack, what's the matter?" Applejack pointed down the road, "There's a stranger up at the Acres. We're holdin' 'em fer now, but he's beginnin' to to break free! We need a unicorn!" Twilight stared at her, "Alright, slow down. Now, describe the stranger." Applejack wasted no time, "He's about yay high. Gotta weird hat on 'em. Tan coat. Large. Drinks somethin' called 'vodka.' And calls 'imself 'Nikolai.'" At the mention of "Nikolai", the door to the bakery opened and Richtofen came back out. "Oh, wunderbar! Nikolai is here! I was getting very lonely... Now, now ladies, take me to him! I don't have all day." Richtofen calmly strode past the mares leaving them both speechless. 000000 "Ah, you gotta be freaking kidding me! A hill!" Dempsey looked at the large mound in anger. It was a LONG descend to a farm below him. Dempsey simply spat in the dirt. "Nothing's to tough for a marine, so lets dance, hill!" Dempsey slid down to a ledge, then unhooked his knife from his vine strap. He dug into the wall of the hill and began his descent, only to find it harder than he thought. "Gah, why can't we get teleported to a night club?! At least there I don't have to stuff freakbags or climb FUCKING hills, it'd be nice!" Dempsey continued to climb down, cursing with both his mouth and mind. His hooves did not grip as well as feet did, so it was a long, tiring climb down, he frequently lost his hold. After about two hours of climbing down, Dempsey finally made it to the bottom, with a selective choice of words. "If I have to climb just one more FUCKING hill, I'll take this M16 and shove it up the nearest horse's ass!" "Hey! That's pony to you!" Dempsey looked behind him, no one was there. He laughed, "And now I'm going INSANE! Thank you, Richto-dumbass!" "Up here, buster!" Dempsey looked up, sitting on a cloud, eyeing him fiercely, was a cyan colored Pegasus. Dempsey shook his head at the sight and mumbled, "Whose this prick?" The Pegasus looked offended that he didn't know her, "Rainbow Dash! The fastest and best flier in all of Equestria! I can outrun anypony here!" Dempsey snickered, it was just so funny to be talking to a horse with rainbow colored hair. It's like he was stuck in the head of a six-year old, "Okay, Rainbitch Crash, where's the nearest town?" Dash was on the ground and in his face in seconds, he'd pissed her off. "Alright, cheap shot, why don't you say that again? I'll put you in a world of hurt before you blink!" Dempsey just laughed. However, he didn't expect a hoof to fly into his mouth, and a jolt of pain hit him as some blood escaped from his jaw. Dash smirked, "That'll teach ya!" That's when the butt of Dempsey's M16 smacked Dash in the face. The hit didn't break anything, but it had enough force to knock Dash down and bloody her nose. Dempsey wasn't done yet though, and although Dash recovered fast, Dempsey was fast enough to tackle her, and they both went rolling down another hill. 000000 "I- I've never felt so much power!" Nightmare Moon felt the presence of almost ten thousand figures in Equestria, beings the filly Samantha had called "zombies." For the past half hour, Samantha had told her about how zombies worked, what could be done, and that she was more powerful than most. Nightmare had never thought she'd EVER hear those words from a filly. "DO YOU REMEMBER THE PLAN, NIGHTMARE?" "Yes, yes. Make more zombies. Take Canterlot. Kill Celestia. Give the zombies back to you. I could say it all day!" Samantha laughed demonically, "YOU FORGOT ONE IMPORTANT STEP, SECURE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT..." "NOW, TAKE CONTROL! SEND FEAR INTO THE PONIES' HEARTS!!!!" Nightmare hesitated, before today, she had thought zombies to be children's stories, but then remembered how it would help her take over Equestria. Oh, she couldn't wait to have Celestia, Luna, and the Mane Six killed and turned into her minions, so she unleashed her newfound power. 000000 A small horde of zombies suddenly stopped, their eyes changing from yellow, to a moon-like color. They all heard the voice of their new mother, "Go, my armies, strike the living of Equestria while they are oblivious!" The entire horde obeyed, turning to pink rooftops in the distance, a horde of about one thousand zombies headed to the nearest habited place: the town of Ponyville. Author's Note Alright, a little confusing chapter(espicially the Dempsey/Dash fight and the Samantha/Nightmare Moon moment), but next chapter will have zombies(of course), action, and vodka. I'm gonna hold a little contest: who is going to be the first character killed by the zombies(or Richtofen)? Any character will do as long as they follow these rules.... 1- Anyone but the main cast, Zombies characters, Derpy, and any antagonists can be excepted. 2- OCs MUST have a short decription that looks like this: Name- Sex/Gender- Coat Color- Mane Color- Eye Color- Age(child, adult, or elderly, pick ONE)- Cutie Mark description(not required, but one will be automatically chosen if not put)- Personality decription- Type of pony(normal, unicorn, or Pegasus)- ANY NON PONY CHARACTERS WILL AUTOMATICALLY BECOME INVALID AND WILL NOT BE FEATURED IN THE STORY. 3- The character MUST be killed by zombies or Richtofen. IF YOU WANT AN OC THAT YOU DO NOT WANT KILLED, I AM ALSO ACCEPTING THOSE, BUT YOU MUST PUT IN THE DECRIPTION THAT YOU WANT HIM/HER TO LIFE. OTHERWISE, I WILL CHOSE WHEN AND HOW THEY DIE. Night Fury the Black out.
