John Stalkey has been expecting the ponies to attack his base for years and now the time has come to show them what he's made of.

Meanwhile Princess Twilight Sparkle discuss her plans for what she's going to do in a world that is saved while making small talk with a friend.

A one-shot story that parodies the famous Doom story and characters discussing a few ideas that I want to explore in both versions of The Conversion Bureau as well as a type of story that I actually want to see in such a fic. Even though I haven't been looking around for a while in these fics, the ones I've read recently inspired me to make this one-shot so I can get it off the chest. I may work on expanding these ideas after I'm done with my true story. Sorry for those who have been watching me to update it. I've been working on it bit by bit this week and hopefully the time will be worth it when I'm finally done with the current chapter, so for now I hope all of you will enjoy this one-shot conversational story.