The Player amongst Ponies

by GaryGibbon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 3659

The Endermen have sent The Player to the land of Equestria.

In their immortal benevolence, The Council Of End have stripped The Player of his innate ability to reshape the landscape to his whims and desires, and transported him to Equisrealm, more commonly known as Equestria. Can The Player change from the greedy selfish monster he once was? Or is he doomed to destroy the world of Equisrealm for his own satisfaction?

Minecraft crossover, with added Aethermod content. Second fic. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-17 22:28:27 UTC

Chapter 1: ++The Prophecy Realised++

GaryGibbon here. I must say, I'm very, very happy about the support I've got for this story. Certainly better than the Arkhoof story, for sure. This was a bitch to write. Anyway, onwards!

Edit: Added more background.

BTW, as is best sentence starter.

Contrary to popular belief, there are more than 4 dimensions. Every action you make, every path you walk down, spawns another dimension in which something else happens, something different. In this way, one individual can spawn at least 5,00 new dimensions every day. Times that one individual by seven billion, and on average per day, 35 billion (or trillion if you use the short scale) new universes are spawned PER DAY.

That is quite a terrifying thought. And this isn't counting the actions of creatures in other dimensions.

Point is, there exists an infinite number of universes. And the multiverse cannot take the strain. So,if you know where to look and what to do, it is possible to cross the borders between the dimensions, or realms. Portals can be created anywhere in a dimension to access certain locations. However, others must be found, natural cracks in the dimensional continuum. Regardless, they act as bridges between dimensions. The dimensions are as diverse as they are infinite..Lands of pure metal, inhabited by silicon-based lifeforms with electric blood and artificial organs. Lands of vast desert, where the gravity reverses each season. Lands where oil has been replaced with steam. Truly, the dimensions are beautiful as they are deadly.

But, there are realms that are deemed so dangerous that all access is barred to them by the governing bodies of other dimensions. And one such realm is Enderrealm, known as The End.

It was once beautiful. The peaceful Endermen had strived to preserve the beauty of their fantastical domain. And succeeded they had. Vast cities of obsidian dotted the landscape, each building a breathtaking display of architecture. The night-time sky of dark ochre reduced many an extra-dimensional visitor to tears. Schools of magic sprung up, where the scholars of the Endermen picked apart the fabric of reality. And ruling it all with a benevolent yet tight claw, the Council of End. Under their rule, the Endermen prospered, an life was good.

But all good things must come to an end. The scientists and mages plucked too far, and too deep. They awoke It. From below the islands, The Great Enderdragon, The Almighty Arrar burst forth, and laid waste to the Endermen, plunging the realm into eternal darkness and slavery under his greedy realm. The cities were reduced to nothing but ruined pillars, cursed by Arrar to destroy all that touched it. The Endermen were forced to act as his warriors and slaves, attending to his borders. For as long as they can remember, they have been oppressed by this malignant entity, this blight upon Enderrealm.

And yet, the prophecies of the Scryers spoke of one, one who would cast Arrar down and free the Endermen. A greedy, self-centered capricious individual not of Enderrealm, the blood of a thousand Endermen on his hands, one that could shape the landscape but on a mere whim.

The Player would come to Enderrealm. And there would be a reckoning.

The Eye of Ender swirled.

The football-sized orb was agitated. The Powdered Blaze Rod inside shimmered and danced, throwing multicoloured patterns of light and fire around the inside of the Ender Pearl, causing heat to be made. The Player (for that was what they called him) held the orb uneasily, struggling to keep it from flying in the air. Just a few more miles, he thought wearily, one foot rising and falling in front of the other like a clockwork machine. How long had he been walking for? Days? Weeks? The nights and days blurred into each other like oils with water. He was slowly losing strength, and he knew it. But he had to keep pressing on.

Suddenly, the Eye started to physically vibrate with power, Blaze Rod clouds swirling like dust in the wind. The Player knew he couldn't hold on anymore. His fingers relaxed, and The Eye shot straight up into the sky like a thunderbolt, without moving. It stayed there, suspended by arcane magicks, and then as suddenly as it had started to vibrate, it stopped, falling to hit the loamy soil with a rich thunk noise. The Player's eyes widened. Every time he had released an Eye, it had gone in a direction, indicating which way to turn. But this. This was new. Perhaps he had done it? Found a way to the End? He brought out a shovel, wrought with pure diamonds, and slammed it against the soil. As expected, the dirt dissipated instantly, flowing away before reforming into a pile of mud on the side. Below this was yet more dirt. He hit the earth again, and again, and again. Then, he hit something else.

Moss covered stone bricks, neatly organized into distinct rows,supported his feet. The Player said nothing, but inside his mind, he was dancing. After these weeks of travel, he had finally done it! He had found a way to The End! And as a pickaxe penetrated the layers of stone and biomass, he smiled.

The bricks suddenly gave way to  a chamber, which he bodily fell into. As he picked himself up, he realised where he was.

The room was made from the same covered mossy bricks, with a steel chain-link fence providing a break every now and then. In the middle of the room, a stone staircase led up to a ring made of cream-coloured stone and an aqueous see-through material, not too dissimilar to the Ender Pearls. In equal intervals in the ring, holes obviously designed to hold something had been drilled out of the materials making the ring. Below the ring, a pool of magma bubbled and spat, reminding The player just how dangerous this venture was. Well, he hadn't come unprepared. He took out another Eye that he had created and inserted it into the nearest hole he could reach. it fitted perfectly, it sliding in like lubricated butter. The Pearl material locked in place, and the Eye began to glow. As The Player filled the holes in the ring, a high pitched whining noise started to echo through the chamber, ringing in his eardrums, and when the last Eye clicked into place, the earth shook, knocking him off his feet-and into a black pool of pure nothingness. He couldn't even yell, the portal simply swallowed him up. It suddenly switched off, leaving nothing except the bubbling spit of molten rocks. The Player was nowhere to be found. The Enderman turned to his brother, eyes fraught with worry.

++It Is Done. He Has Activated The RealmLink.++

++Indeed.++ His brother pulsed back.

++The Prophecy Has Come True. The Player Has Come To Enderrealm. We Must Warn Them.++

++We Must Not Warn Them, Brother. The Prophecy Must Come True. Arrar Must Fall. Our People Must be Freed.++

++Of Course. I Only Worry Of What He Will Do To Our Kind.++

The effects of reopening the Overrealm Portal to Enderrealm were felt throughout the continuum. Many chose to ignore it. Others started panicking, and sealed their borders. Others began preparing diplomats and soldiers.

In Aetherrealm, The Valkyrie Empress prepared to travel to Enderrealm, with her trusted bodyguards, The Furies.

In Netherrealm, The Most Magnanimous Monarch of the Blaze also prepared his soldiers for a diplomatic envoy to Enderrealm as well.

And deep, deep in Enderrealm, in The Cavernous Splendour of Arrar, a truly gargantuan and ancient being stirred. Huge eyes slowly opened, adjusting to the unlight of the cave he slept in. He could hear the fearful trilling of his slaves' mind-speak, as they scurried away to hidey-holes. He did not care. He gazed over his realm, and spat out a single, malice-filled sentence.

"The prophecies spoke true!"

Chapter 2:++He Comes!++

Well howdy doody, kiddies! Sorry this took a while, ICT CA to complete and whatnot. The plus side is, I now have a short break, so expect a few more short chapters. GaryGibbon

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro. Minecraft belongs to Mojang studios. Et cetera, et cetera.

Spike rested his scaled legs on the ash coffee table, soothing his aching feet after a long day’s slog of being Twilight’s personal assistant. A few new books arrived today and Twilight, being the obsessive compulsive bookworm she was, simply had to reorganize her entire library. For the most part, Spike didn’t mind. Her adoptive sister was simply being her, simply using one of the characteristics that made Twilight-well, Twilight. He took a drawn out sip of hot chocolate (60% cocoa solids, milk, no sugar) and bit off a chuck of brown garnet (pyrope-almandine-spessarite structure) with his impossibly-sharp teeth, savouring the salty gemstone which, after considerate mastication, he decided had a hint of sapphire. Of course, his favourite garnet, and to be honest, his favourite gemstone was blue garnet, but one of these rare gems was as expensive as Twilight’s entire book collection combined. He’d only gotten the experience of eating a blue garnet once, for his tenth birthday, but it was oh so worth it. Heck, even now he could remember the taste as if he had eaten it yesterday. He bit off another clean fragment and crunched again.

Spike sat in the library basement in the “relaxation zone,” as he liked to call it. There wasn’t much room for small home comforts in the library or his and Twilight’s bedroom, so he had decided to scratch out a little corner of the basement laboratory for their own purposes. There was the ash coffee table Spike was fond of, a chaise lounge made from foam covered in magically treated calico strips, a gramophone player with the latest hits in the music business and some classics (these were more Twilight’s thing, although he enjoyed a few pieces), and some books that Spike had stolen away from their homes on the endless bookshelves twilight dedicated her free time to. The one he was reading was a musty dog-eared and yet fascinating book labelled The History Of The Multiverse by a pony who used a penname of Doctor Whooves. He was enthralled by the fantastical descriptions of seas of molten silicon where multi-eyed diamond based life forms had built domes of cooled quartz; of great towering apartment blocks made out of green and gold materials, surrounded by thin networks of glass tubes that peach-skinned bipedal creatures, not unlike him, raced around in, crisp black business suits being crumpled and compressed onto their bodies as strong winds sucked them around; of vast floating islands of beige sand with ochre sunsets and obsidian pillars. He knew for a fact that this had to be made up; there was no way that this could possibly exist in real life! And yet, this wasn’t fiction. At all.

BEEP

He was suddenly brought out from his trance by a loud beep that emanated from one of the many, many gizmos and gadgets that Twilight had invented in her time in Ponyville library. Amongst a mechanical toaster (which somehow got the idea it was a homicidal maniac, and eventually had to be dropped in a bathtub) and a device to measure Pinkie’s “Pinkie Pie Sense”(which failed spectacularly), was a device to measure journeys between nearby “Paternal” dimensions. Every so often, about once per week, it would detect a portal being opened and it would just make a quiet “beep” noise, hardly noticeable. This one, however, was deafening. According to the book, this could only mean that either a lot of activity was going on, or something had crossed into a Forbidden Zone. And that was very, very bad.

BEEP

The resonant singular note rang out again through the basement. Spike had approached the machine, and regarded it with apprehension and worry. He briefly wondered whether he should’ve called Twilight down.

BEEP

BEEPBEEP

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Spike sucked in as much air into his lungs as he possibly could.

“TWWWIIIIIIIILIIIIIIGHHHHTTTT!!!!”

The Player groaned. He felt a dull throbbing in his head, and he could feel a lump forming on the back of his head where it had hit a smooth, rock hard surface. He flipped over, and saw that that surface was obsidian. Now, normally under most circumstances he would’ve praised his luck, pulled out a flimsy-looking pickaxe and cut out neat squares of the impossibly strong volcanic glass. But not today. Something made him look up, instead of immediately sate his greed. What he saw shocked him.

The sky was, well, an anti-sky, if such a thing could ever exist. There was no light, no sun, not even a moon or stars or clouds. Just-just blackness, a void, stretching out for eternity. It sucked at one’s eyes, hurt to look at it. He looked away, but his eyes were irresistibly drawn back to this hole where the sky should be, where the sky should provide a barrier between the cold vacuum of space and the Overworld.

But he wasn’t in the Overworld anymore, was he. No, he had inexplicably decided to travel to The End. Why he had chosen to cross the sealed doors between dimensions was an absolute mystery to him-but no matter, he was here now. He turned to walk off the pillar, to see wh-

Wait. Pillar?

His Sneakke Charm automatically kicked in, and a small barrier of pure energy formed around the pillar, protecting The Player from plummeting to an unworthy end, in a foreign land. But that didn’t mean he couldn’t look down. What he saw terrified him, and he squeezed his eyes shut, tight, locking out the world from his view.

He saw Endermen. Everywhere. He saw them walking down ruined roads, saw them sitting around campfires, saw them conversing with each other in the gravelly thought-speak that so defined their species. He saw a nation of Endermen. And he had just stared at all of them.

Endermen are very self-conscious and shrewd creatures. As The Player learned the hard way, if an Enderman is stared at, then, under their old laws of the fabled Council, they are entitled to deal with the trespassers of privacy as they see fit, which often results in the offending starer to be brutally killed by the offended Enderman. And he had just stared at at least 50 Endermen. He shut his eyes tight and hoped that the ensuing tide of angry eight-foot tall sinew would be quick. What he got wasn’t what he expected.

++The Player Has Arrived!++

++At Last!++

++The Scrolls Foretold The Truth!++

++He Has Arrived. Arrar Is Doomed!++

++Our Deliverance Is At Hand!++

A wave of voices lifted in praise engulfed The Player. They were exultant with joy. They got up and danced. They cheered, they sung. And in the middle of all this excitement, The Player began chiselling his way down the obsidian tower he had been stranded on. As soon as he reached the bottom, he was beset by exclamations of joy and relief and happiness, echoing throughout his mind, as if they completely forgot what he had done to their brethren.  But all the time in the physical world, the Endermen didn’t make so much as a whisper. They were celebrating, and yet they did not make even one single utterance of noise. And as suddenly as they had started celebrating, they stopped. They stood still and began not-staring at The Player, almost looking at him, but not quite, not exactly. He was beginning to be unnerved, and as he slowly started to draw out his steel sword, a voice, weighed down with age and experience, resonated through his aching cranium.

++There Is No Need For An Act of Violence Yet, Butcher. The Time For Bloodshed Will Come, And Has Passed.++

An Enderman, cloaked in a tattered blue robe, slowly walked towards him. Its face was wrinkled with age, both physical and emotional. The Player managed a split-second glimpse at its eyes, and he saw sadness and grief behind the outwardly jubilant balls of meat and jelly and nerves. He swallowed what little saliva he had in an attempt to soothe his cracked aching throat, and for the first time in months, asked a question, voice cracked and broken with disuse.

“W-what do you mean by bloo-“ His voice petered out as he began coughing and spluttering violently, choking on spittle swallowed the wrong way. Heh, he really had forgotten to talk. The Player recovered and tried again.

“ What do you mean by bloodshed, and of it having passed?”

++I Mean What I Mean, Player. You Have Murdered Many Of Our Kin In Overrealm. But Now Is Not The Time To Bring One Such As Yourself To Justice. That Must Wait.++

“Those deaths were unfortunate, but they were acts of self-defence! Those Endermen attacked me!”

++Incorrect. You Provoked Them. You Looked At Their Eyes. And When You Finally Learnt This, You Merely Shut Your eyes Tight As You Slaughtered Them.++

The Player was stunned. He had always assumed that he was in the right, that he was allwed to do what he had done. He had no idea that he would brought to justice for his actions. The elder sensed this change in emotion, and changed the subject.

++As I Have Decreed, Sentencing You Must be Postponed In Favour Of Obeying The Scrolls.++

“What must I do to obey the Scrolls?”

++ Surely You Heard The Others? Of How They Spoke Of Arrar? If We Are To Obey The Will Of The Scrolls, You Must Kill Arrar. Otherwise It Is The End Of Us And You.++

“And who is this Arrar who talk of?” The elder paused for a moment, hesitated, before continuing.

++He Is The Doom Of End, The Almighty Tyrant, The Ender Dragon. He Is A God.++

“I’ve killed gods before.” The Player responded menacingly.

++Have You? You Have Killed A Manifestation Of The Stars, You Have Killed The Stones Of Madness, But Have You Killed A God, Murderer?++

The Player was at a loss for words. No, no he hadn’t.

++I Did Not Imagine So.++

Suddenly, an unimaginably loud shriek tore through the air. The elder Enderman looked up fearfully, before speaking again, his voice hurried and scared.

++There Is No Time. He Is Upon Us. Now Is The Chance To End His Cruel Reign, Player. This Must Happen. Arrar Must Be Defeated Here, In This Realm. Otherwise, We Will All Die, Rent Asunder By His Cruel Talons And Snapping Jaws.++

The shriek rang out again, closer this time. The pillars began to shift and change, sprouting archaic runic circles where giant lattices crystals floated on an ethereal current of magic.

“What must I do then? What must I do to kill this mighty Enderdragon, hmm?”

++Destroy The Crystals On Top Of What Remains Of Our Homes. They Provide Him With Succour And Life. And When They Have Been Destroyed, Arrar Will Be Mortal At Last.++

“And then?”

++Kill Him. Deliver The Final Blow.++

“And what will your kind do? Hide in the dust whilst I risk my life?”

++We Cannot Help With The Destruction Of The Crystals. Arrar Cursed Them So That Only Those Born From An Outside Realm Could Touch Them Without Crumbling Into Dust. Once They Are Destroyed However, We Will Fight Alongside You. However, You Must Deliver The Final Blow. The Scrolls Decree It. Also, Your Crossing Of The Realms Will Have Alerted Other Realms, Old Allies To Us. They May Send Reinforcements. We Can Only Pray.++

A third and final shriek resonated, eardrum-burstingly loud. In the horizon, something could be seen, flapping large wings towards them. The elder broke and started running, jumping into a hole and covering itself with dust. As an afterthought, he thought-spoke again.

++At This Point I Can Only Wish You Great Luck. You Need Every Last Iota Of It.++

And just like that, The Player was left with a homicidal, irate, and very powerful being on his hands gunning for his blood. The Player knew that now was the time to stop messing around, now was the time to prove his ghastly reputation wrong. He pulled out a birch-bow, shimmering with enchantments. From his back he drew a quiver, the razor-sharp tip enchanted to penetrate just about anything. At his hip was a diamond wrought sword, also swimming in magical runes. The Player was an instrument of destruction. He was ready for this.

And then as a gargantuan, jet-black, thick-skinned behemoth, with bulging slabs of sinew and muscle for arms and legs, landed on the top of a pillar, crushing the crystal beneath it, screaming an impossibly loud, malice-filled roar of pure contempt, The Player knew, in one single moment, that he wasn’t ready at all. Oh so not ready.

Cancellation, and the transferring to FanFiction (read chapter)

So, many of you will have doubtless be enraged at the cancelled sign.

Truth be told, I'm not fully cancelling it. However, I am rewriting it to the point where it will be almost unrecognisable from the current version of the story. For one thing, there will be a severe lack of ponies. I feel that my vision of Minecraftia, a high fantasy epic, deserves to be confined to its own universe. Adding ponies into the mix just seems like a poor effort to attract more readers, and I could never think of good scenarios involving The Player, the Council of End. and the ponies

Therefore, I am transferring the story to FanFiction.net, where the story will be renamed as The Saga of the Four Realms.

At least, that is going to be the name until I can think of a less cheesy title. If you enjoy any sort of high fantasy stories (e.g. Lord of Light, the Gates of Anubis), you will be in for a treat.

Until then, my loyal readers,

GaryGibbon, signing off.