
Sanford and Scoot
Having served the Watts' community faithfully for twenty years, Sanford and Son Salvage is branching out. When an irascible coot is flung into Equestria will its denizens be able to distance themselves from his Get-Rich-Quick schemes? Probably
Junk, dummies, and ponies! Oh, my!
In this new and exciting global economy, businesses are doing their utmost to reach out to new and expanding international markets. Entrepreneur and self-made hundredaire Fred G. Sanford (and son) is happy to announce that Sanford and Son Salvage has gone the way of those other fly-by-night junk traders, delivering high quality garbage to the most discerning customer.
Whether you're Equine or Bovine, get your behine-d down here to Sanford and Son's, you big dummy.



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