Sup guys, my name is Zack and this is my brother Colten. We used to be average orphan teenagers just minding our own business, but ever since our talking Tivo threw us into Equestria things have been really different. Now, me and my brother share the body of a chimera and to top it all off Equestria is kind of a bitch, what with the man-eating dragons, racist techni-colored ponies, sky pirates, slave drivers, bounty hunters, and basically everything made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It’s all just one huge fuster-cluck, and I have no idea how we are going to survive in this odd world. {Chessverse Related! Can't forget that.}