'Cleopatra's Sub-Machine Gun Named Pinkie Pie' and Other Brony Nursury Rhymes to Pass The Time

Her friends

Fluttershy is mad.

She has never felt this way.

Mortals, take cover.

Rarity is sad.

There are tears on her white coat.

Until she gets paid.

AJ is busy.

She works on her farm all day.

She longs for nighttime.

Rainbow Dash is bored.

She'd really be working.

But work is boring.

Pinkie is worried.

She cannot find her Gummy.

He is on her head.

Twilight is concerned.

Her friends' ways always scare her.

Her friends are crazy.