'Cleopatra's Sub-Machine Gun Named Pinkie Pie' and Other Brony Nursury Rhymes to Pass The Time

Starswirl The Bearded

Here lies the most magical stallion to grace this planet.

Ye, he may summon fierce tides upon land

and be able to withstand it.

He may conjure the darkest of creatures from a black mist.

and a panacea for the aftermath,

for he was an Alchemist.

And a philanthropist.

A wizard amongst wizards,

his name shall be infamous in Hades.

But he was never good with the ladies.

Requiescat in pace.

Last words: "And You said I couldn't create an unbeatable beast!"

Rainbow Dash

This headstone marks the eternal resting place of the living, breathing Rainbow.

She could soar faster than any deity could ever go.

Her speed, unmatched throughout the sky.

Never thought someone like her would ever die.

Forever, our faces will occasionally frown,

For life had finally told Rainbow Dash to slow down.

Rest in Peace.

Last Words: "Hey guys, watch this."

Pinkie Pie

Bear witness to the epilogue of of this great pony's life.

Some say she had partied herself to death.

Know that we are here to put such suspicion to rest.

For Her death, we shall not be sad.

For Pinkie has had all the fun there is to be had.

Our loss leaves our eyes wet, and noses runny,

But you've got to admit, what Pinkie did was pretty funny.

Run Infinite Parties, Pinkie.

Last Words: "See you guys at the After Party!"

Princess Luna

Said the night, she shouldn't be shaken.

Said the night, she wouldn't be woken.

Said the night.

She doesn't suffer fools, Said the night.

She couldn't stand ghouls, Said the night.

Said the night.

And then the night said goodbye.

Who knew that Luna could ever die?

And like the stars in the sky, she will be forever missed

forevermore

as her soul travels through the ether

in search of infinite bliss.

Luna Omina Regit.

Last words: I'm immortal. This isn't funny. I'm not dead.

Tom

He was stone cold

and had a chiseled build.

He was ever so solid

with a stubborn will.

He was so strong

and built like an ox.

But it wasn't very long

till he ended up like the other rocks.

You Rock, Tom.

Last words:____________________

Fluttershy

Fluttershy.

You were a down to Earth pegasus, with earthly things to do.

You were blessed with wings that didn't seem to appease you.

Fluttershy.

There aren't enough tears in the whole world for us to cry.

There isn't any anyone here prepared for you to die.

Fluttershy.

The forests will never be the same without your guidance.

The animals mourn the loss, and dread this circumstance.

Fluttershy.

And here we mourn your death, trying quite hard to keep sane.

And we soon hope to frolic in the forests you've lived to keep tame.

Last Words: These berries look delicious!

Roseluck

You started out little, bud.

we couldn't have imagined anyone to have blossomed so well.

You sprung like leap frogs in the spring to work on your garden before winter.

You garden is the only physical thing we have left of you.

But it isn't the only thing you've left on this earth.

We can only hope that wherever you are now,

you continue to blossom.

Rest in peace. (Your body will make excellent fertilizer.)

Last words: I don't really like Celestia's new laws.