'Cleopatra's Sub-Machine Gun Named Pinkie Pie' and Other Brony Nursury Rhymes to Pass The Time

No one can throw a party like Pinkie Pie.

Tonight she’s invited me myself and I.

Yeah, another party, I dunno why.

But I said I’d come, and I would not lie.

So towards her house did I fly.

The sights I saw set my mind awry.

Of joy, Pinkie’s Parties made me cry.

She is the very pony to live by.

For once, I did something for Pinkie Pie.

So booze for Pinkie, I thought I’d buy.

Strangely, Pinkie refused the Rye.

She didn’t drink, which I found wry.

But tonight, Pinkie thought she’d try

A pinch of cyanide and some liquid lye.