
An Apple a Day
Granny Smith, Ponyville's founder, died two centuries ago, so how is she alive? The answer is fruit.
At Applejack's wake, Apple Bloom demands to know how Granny Smith, who actually died two centuries ago and has overseen Sweet Apple Acres ever since, is not only still alive but hasn't aged a day during the two decades they've known each other. The answer is fruit.
An Apple a Day is a work of absurdism.

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- Chapter I 2013-04-04 04:40:05 UTC3240