The Sad and Depressing Story of a Brony Named Seven
Sevenleaf Brony is an hero to us all, Nevar forget: 4/20
Sevenleaf Brony was one of the first brawny's to join the all-powerful herd. He'd always wished that he could become a kawaii little pony, so now he was even closer to his dream. One day, Celestia opened a portal to Seven's room, and turned him into a pony (All the while Seven was masturbating to the thought of becoming a pony, of course). So, now he became known as Sevenleaf Brony and he lived in Ponyville with his waifu, Fluttershy.
5:00 PM
Seven enjoyed living his life with his kawaii waifu, but he became bored. He longed for the humans he thought he disliked so much, and so he asked Celestia for a way to get to the other humans again. She said "NOOOOOOO!11!!!2!" and turned him back into a human and sent him back to his world, utterly defeating the point of what she did altogether. Back in the human world, he cried over how sphincter sore he was at Celestia, and how he would never see his beloved Flutterwaifu again. He cried and cried until he woke up at bronycon and met Purple Tinker. He was in love.
Tinker had to get a sex change to whatever the fuck gender thingy she is in order to do it with Seven. And trust me, they did it often ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
One day, he relapsed on his sadness over loosing his Flutterwaifu, and started to cry. Tink-sama was there for It's little Seven-chan, and they did it again.
Eventually, Seven-chan became a little Japanese school girl, just hoping his senpai, a feisty redhead, would accept him and call him "Anta Baka!"
It was then that Tink got Jellyon of Seven's senpai, and they were no more.
Now, Seven is all alone on his computer all day smoking gay marijuana while he faps/cries over his many blue-haired animu waifus.
