"I almost fell into the embrace of death, y'know. Looking back, I was really fucked up. My involvement in the war gave me my fair share of flesh wounds; from the bullet that collapsed my lung, to the 'nade that sent shrapnel inta my chest. I didn't, and don't, fear death. That's why I could've pulled the trigger.", My gaze is held by the stars, and an audible gasp escapes the mare's mouth.

"Twilight, this ain't going to work. For one, animals piss me off. And two, you're friend there won't get out from behind you.", I sarcastically explained, pointing towards the cowering mare.

"Drifter, she's scared of just about everything..."

"Hey, little pegasus mare, BOO," the mare fainted at the whisper, "I have no comment on this."

"That was really mean! Now she'll never open up to the idea of being your friend!"

I just laughed dryly. Nothing I could say, really; I don't do apologies. I closed my eyes for a brief second, trying to see if I could map out the possible ways this day would go. But, something happened that I never even considered. Upon opening my eyes, Rainbow Dash slowly approached me, and said three simple words, cold as ice, "Go kill yourself! You made poor Fluttershy faint, and she's done nothing to you!"

Me, being in a fucked up state of mind, took that command literally. I unbuttoned my holster, and drew Insanity; slowly raising it to my head. I, yet again, let out a dry laugh, "If that's what you really want, then I guess I'll have to do it. You are an Element afterall; just looking out for the good of the world."

The three mares present stared on in horror as my finger slowly tugged on the trigger. CLICK, "Y-You aren't... th-the gun didn't fire...", Rainbow was the first to speak up.

"Didn't load the magazine into it. You should've seen your faces...Oh, and by the way, that offer still stands, I got the ammo right here, I could splatter my brains across the ground on your command." I gave her a sarcastic salute, as I pulled the mag from my front breast pocket. For more effect, I loaded it, and pulled the slide on the weapon, "Or if you prefer, I could slit my own throat. Mix things up a bit, you know?"

"NO NO NO NO NO! I didn't mean what I said... I'm sorry, it's just I don't like when people pick on my friends." Rainbow solemnly explained.

"It's cool. Glad to see you guys know I take shit seriously. And by the way, I really don't like animals. They usually bite me... or pee on me... sometimes even swipe at me. Albeit, most of the time it's all three."

The three gave me a look of disgust, but soon relented and just told me to head home.

Author's Note

VERY SHORT CHAPTER. I don't know, this idea just came to me. Fits how I want people to see the character, plus it's a little humorous. NOTE: To all of you who know someone who has, or you yourself have experienced suicidal actions/repercussions, I'm sorry if this offends you. I have a twisted sense of humor (This chapter is going to make people downvote this story, just watch). Anyway, I promise a new chapter in the near future (sometime next week), WITHOUT anything too over the top, and ass hole like.