Brutal Warriors of Blood

In warm, tropical Mongolia, the great, awesome, and extremely cool Genghis Khan sits on a really sweet tent, thinking about his big empire. The empire of bloody kills going from Mongolia to America, bigger than any empire the world had ever seen.

It's very bloody, he thinks.

Why's that?

It was bloody.

As he sits, he dies.

Next he knows, he's in Equestria.

What happened, he thinks.

He sees a white pony.

What is that, he thinks.

I am Princess Celestia, the pony says.

What, he thinks.

You're in Equestria, the pony says

What is Equestria, he asks.

The land of the pony, the pony says.

Huh, he says.