I could've beem a Luftwaffe ace, you know.

One day Celestia was at home knitting when he heard a knock at the door. "Princess, can I come in?" asked a soft angelic voice. The Savior looked up. Her "21" year old adopted son, Pipsqueak, was at the bedroom door. "Of course, my son. Please come in." She patted his lap and motioned for her son to sit there, which she did. "Princess, I have a question. Sometimes my pee-pee gets hard, and when I touch it, I feel really good. Am I getting sick?" Celestia chuckled. "No, honey child. You are growing up, becoming a man, just like your father and I. It is a natural impulse for you to feel that when you think about girls."

"But Princess,", said Pipsqueak, "it doesn't happen when I think about girls. It happens when I think about boys like Rumble, Big Macintosh ,and, uh... and you"

"Oh... Oh my..." Celestia was shocked, but she was also feeling something else, too. Something in her robes.

"Princess, what is touching me?"

Celestia suddenly realized that she was fully erect. "Pipsqueak, I had no idea that you were a homosexual, but now that you know I think it's time for me to teach you about making love."

She pushed his son to the floor. Her five inch penis jutted from her robes. "Now I want you to-" but she stopped, because her son had already inhaled it and was giving a blowjob almost as good as his dad!

"Oh, oh Pipsqueak!" Celestia shouted as he blasted his semen in her baby boy's mouth. Before her son could spit his mother's gift out, Celestia hauled him to her feet and shared a deep tongue kiss with him. When they went to go to wash together in the tub, they saw an imposing figure standing in the doorway. "Luna!" gasped Celestia. The Six-foot five figure in the door frame trembled with the titanic rage that is characteristic of her race.

"Pipsqueak. Go to your room."

"but-"

"I SAID GO!"

The boy scrambled to his bedroom, still dazed from his experience. "Luna, I'm - I'm so sorry." Both ponies were crying now. "Why?" begged Luna. Celestia couldn't look her bitch in the eye.

"Luna... when I was a girl... Discord did the same thing to me!" Celestia sobbed.

At first, Luna froze, not knowing what to say to this revelation. She could see how vulnerable the Lord was at that very moment, though, so he said "C'mere, kiddo," and gave him a hug. "Don't worry, we'll get through this. Together." She smooched Celestia.

"I love you, Celestia. I'll always love you, no matter what. Pipsqueak? Pipsqueak, come here!"

Pipsqueak came in the room and they all exchanged chaste hugs and kisses, then went out for ice cream.