Late Night Reading

by CloudTwister

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Original Character, Queen Chrysalis, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Berry Punch
Length: 3202

It's been almost six months since this little dream of mine has come true.. but every dream has its own set of nightmares.
One of which is the lack of humans in this world.
No Girls, No sex.

Or so I thought at first.
Twilight X Self-insert. Cope with the cricumstances.

Edit: WAS supposed to be just TwilightX Self but evolved into something else... Something beautiful

Published 2013-03-11 10:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-11 10:40:01 UTC

One Bottle, One Night

Chapter 1: One Bottle, One Night

It had been three months or so since I had my one dream finally come true and I was catapulted into Equestria with a few things given to me by Cereus Nightbloom. I was settling in as The Jack of all Trades for the town. Basically I was living my dream out with no real change.

It had taken a few weeks to convince Ponyville to let me stay and that I wasn’t a threatening Monster from the Everfree. Now I was pretty much the go to guy for anything you might need fixed, found and all that, and on top of that I asked for nothing in return. I mean I had all that I had wanted; a large house, a huge garden, and friends all over Equestria.

Today was Wednesday and My Library day. I was in the library and was shuttling around the fiction section and some stuff on magical theory. Twilight was alone today since Spike was busy helping Rarity and would be helping babysit the CMC later on tonight, so Twilight was alone until tomorrow.

I had given up on finding anything resembling porn in Equestria and I was so noticeable that I couldn’t be a peeping tom... not that I would do that. It was getting to the point where I would pass by a mare in heat and start salivating but my will was good so I could resist the temptation to gawk like a fool.

(Ahem Foal. Heh, still switching to Pony euphemism.)

It was a good day and Twilight had spent her day inside polishing the tables and the whole library was filled with the scent of citrus oils. I set the books down on a table and I prepare to help Twilight in Spikes absence.

She was in the backroom and polishing the last of the tables and I had some of her favorite dandelion mead for later tonight since I spent my nights studying in the Library on Wednesday. I walked into the back and waggled the mead gesturing to the kitchen and the wineglasses. Her eyes lit up when she saw the label. I had plenty of bits to blow on the nice things I enjoyed giving to my new friends.

I personally only liked the hard alcohol that Applejack distilled or the sarsaparilla. I patted my little silver flask in one of many pockets on my heavy jacket. It was full now since I just bought another five gallons that sat at home.

My thoughts were drifting to the books back up front and the copy of Daring Do that I had. I was getting ready to bury my nose in the books as Twilight popped the cork from the Mead and was distracted by a now familiar scent that was cutting through the citrus perfume, a mare in heat. It could be only one pony and she was now sipping on a glass full of creamy gold liquid. I watched her and immediately noticed she was flicking her tail almost nonstop like she had an itch she couldn’t scratch.

I felt a twinge and I pulled out my flask. I drank a few swigs to steady myself and I waited her out. She was worse than me and I smelled her musky scent grow with every drink of mead. Soon enough she was heavily buzzed and my slugs of hard alcohol were kicking in. I began to think about starting a debate with Twilight but she beat me to the punch.

"So, is lusting after a pony considered normal where you are from?" She said with the barest hint of a slur. My jaw dropped with the candor that she had just brought to bear. I mean from Applejack I expected candor, but from Twilight I was still trying to explain why I wore clothes everywhere.

"Uhhh...." I stammered and struggled to put together a witty retort. I really couldn’t think of a good response. Twilight just flashed me bedroom eyes and I felt the twinge again so I drained the flask. The burn from the alcohol cut through my stumped silence and I knew what to say.

"Look, Twilight, I think it’s fair to say that after enough time in this world I have gone a little.... native. It’s normal to have sexual urges and Jill only lasts so long. I would think it’s fair to say that you would do the same thing as I if you were sent to Earth." I said with my head starting to hurt a little. I had to hand it to the Apples their Cider was the best in Equestria. Twilight was getting close enough that I could smell the mead on her mixing headily with her musky scent of heat. A hoof started to trace along my chest.

"I think you haven’t noticed how much you reek of your own lust. It’s not nearly as strong as a pony’s musk but it’s still there. Since I’m just about the only mare in town that hasn’t even been with a Stallion I can smell it better than anypony else, and even the ones who smell it just think it’s a part of your human smell." She said in a smooth tone that made my chest tighten up and I knew I was sweating out the smell that had clued Twilight in on me. My heart started thumping as she guided me to her bed and nudged me so I was sitting on it.

"No doubt you have seen that every mare has been in and out of heat these last two weeks except for me. I got in later than most and every Stallion in Ponyville is either taken or wore out from the ones that come to them. You are the only untouched male in Equestria." She continues and pushes me backwards so I’m lying on the bed. She places herself over me and gives me her best bedroom eyes square in the eyes. Now I’m not all in on the cross species breeding thing but I have been feeling the strain since I lived too near Fluttershys’ cottage to just whip it out and give Jill some exercise. Plus it seemed whenever I even thought about it Pinkie Pie would show up with her 'Pinkie Sense' Wigging out. Not to mention my bastard of a second mind sharing brain space. The Everfree Forest spirit loved to make me feel like a sick bastard for my love of Ponies. I wasn’t going to be able to keep on fighting my urge to let Twilight have her way with me.

"Now Twilight, before we begin I should mmppphhhfff......“ I started but was interrupted by Twilights lips pressing into mine. I feel lightheaded and my heart thumps in my chest, so hard I’m afraid Twilight will notice it and stop. I realize, suddenly, I do not want her to stop.

She has taken the first step in this dance but for this to be a dance she needs a partner. I reach up and lay my hands on the sides of her head, breaking the first kiss. She looks a little awed, so it must be her first time.

'Oh gods. I’m taking her virginity.' I think to myself and smile recklessly.

"That was great!" She says as I run my left hand lightly up and down her back, caressing each little curve on her body.

"I think you will forget it soon enough." I say mysteriously.

"Wha...mmm." She gets out and I kiss her deeper than she had me. I lightly press my tongue to her lips and when she goes to moan lightly I sneak it in shallowly. She gasps in surprise at the intrusion and goes slack, but kicks back into action instantly. Her broad tongue wraps up mine and I notice her mouth tastes sweet like the mead. I peek out for a moment and see Twilight’s eyes closed while she blushes. It’s beautiful and I wouldn’t trade that sight for anything. I break it off and pull back.

"That’s why." I mumble into her ear. To make a point I cup one of her ears and stroke the outside edge slowly. She shivers when I get to the tip of her ear and I guide her to lie down on her back. She looks shyly to one side as she lies totally exposed to my soft eyes. I lift her head until she is looking me in the eyes and I kiss her reassuringly.

"You're beautiful Twilight so don't worry." I whisper to her. My left hand rubs her stomach and drifts towards her breasts. (They are even with her hips and a little small to my human standards.) She inhales sharply at my light touch on her nipple and I pinch lightly. Her back arcs as she bucks her hips up and moans.

'First touches are always the best aren't they?' I ask myself whimsically. She looks at me and I feel wetness on my leg. I look down to see Twilight is already wet and my leg was positioned in between her legs. She's blushing so hard almost her whole face is pink. She tries to hid it by turning away and holding a hoof in front of her face. I nibble her fetlocks until she can look me in the eyes again. I smile at her and nuzzle at her neck. She smells of lavender and old books; it’s delicious, mixed with the smell of mead and cider. She moans over my shoulder I decide to try something out.

I reach up to the top of her head and trace the tip of her horn with my fingers. At my first touch she gasps loudly and little magical sparks fizzle out. It was just like they said in the fanfics; the horn is an erogenous zone.

'I wonder.' I think to myself.

I drop my hands to her flank and start drawing swirls in her cutie mark. She practically screams in pleasure as I reach the center of her star print mark. I trace a tight circle with my right hand around the spot, sliding down until my head is positioned above her dripping mareflower. She’s looking down her stomach at me and I hold her eyes with mine as I bring my left hand to rest on her inner thigh. I use my thumb to play with her pink folds and nibble gently on her erect nipples. She squirms at my touch, moaning lightly with my touches. Her noises only make me more urgent with my ministrations. She pushes my head away and rolls us back to our starting position. My jacket is carelessly tossed to the floor and my shirt follows soon after. She stops me from pulling my belt off.

"I don't want me to be the only one unwrapping something today." she says, lustily straining unwrapping. I swear I would be drooling now as I try to imagine what she is going to do as she walks into her bathroom swaying her hips and flashing me glimpses of her wetness. The door shuts and I'm left lying half naked on a much too small bed in a library. Somehow it feels right to me so I decide that Twilight deserves a lover not a fling.

She trots back in in a lacy dress and striped purple and pink knee-high socks. My heart does a backflip as she gives me a shy little smile.

"So that's what you meant by unwrapping." I murmur as she climbs back onto the bed. She grins and begins tugging at my belt with her magic. I try to undo it myself but she stopped me with a swipe of magic.

"I want to get this off myself." she says to me and finally figures out the trick to my synch style belt. It snakes its way out of my pant’s loops and flies onto the pile of my discarded clothes. She pulls my pants down and groans at the appearance of my underwear.

"How many layers do you need?" She whines. I just shrug and let her toss my pants aside then tug my underwear off. Twilight gasps at her prize now free and standing erect in the slightly chill air. I'm not big by pony standards but I'm not small either. Unfortunately I have some sort of paternal skin ailment that bleaches my skin. So while I'm mostly tan all over my body my length is tan mottled with albino spots. It’s my turn to blush as she inspects me, now fully nude on her bed.

"Twilight, you're making me a little uncomfortable." I say as she starts 'humming at it. I have a serious problem with scrutiny after my skin had started spotting and my hair had started going salt n pepper. She just smiles at me and rubs her hoof up and down my leg.

"Sorry. It’s just my first time you know." She says laughingly.

"I had a feeling." I say and caress her head and pull her up into another kiss. This time our tongues meet and dance together. When we separate we both move together and I slide down her body and begin to trace her wet folds with my tongue, being sure to tease her clit. She is moaning again and I listen to her focusing more on the places that pleasure her most. My mouth is a little cramped when she finally reaches her first climax. I get no warning other than her grunting trying to hold back gasps. Seconds later her liquid love spills out over my mouth and I pull back to breath.

"Dear Celestia" She cries. I have a hard time resisting telling her that the best is yet to come. I put my finger over her mouth and flip us over so she is straddling me. Slowly I guide her down onto my hard-on. The tip presses into her folds and slowly disappears into her wetness. Her gasps start to get higher with every push I get into her until I hit her hymen and I have to stop.

"Are you ready?" I ask her. She nods a little and I push again. With a little pop I break her hymen and she gasps in pain and pleasure. She looks down and seems shocked by the trickle of blood leaking out of her.

"Do you want me to stop?" I ask. She grits her teeth, shuts her eyes tightly and shakes her head. I look at her proud of her bravery. I go slow and inch my way in. She moans as I go but I run out of inches before she does. It’s not even close to her limit but I’m willing to guess I’m just about halfway in. She opens up her eyes and looks down as if expecting one of my tricks. I pull back and press in again making her gasp. I continue with this agonizingly slow pace until Twilight gives me the go ahead.

"Go faster." She moans at me and I step it up.

-Hey kid looks like you need a little more to bring to the bedroom.- I hear my unwelcome head mate say.

'Oh and how do you suppose you can help?' I think sharply back at Him.

-Fine then be Twi's worst lover.- He mentally shrugs at me.

'Fine ok. Sorry. Can you help me out here Guy?' I quickly apologize and ask him.

-Weeeellll, since your begging.- He says and sends a burst of magic into my blood. It rushes to the source of my problems and transforms it into an Equines.

'Damn I really am hung like a horse now.' I say when I look at my new attachment.

-You're welcome ingrate.- EF shoots at me. Man what a prima donna. I press my new tip into her again and she groans as I press the thicker limb into her. She looks down at me and sees it.

"How did you... Uhhnn!" She starts to ask and is cut off as I pass my old depth. She grimaces and moans huskily as I press into what has to be her cervix. I lift her up and let her weight drive me into her. I let my breath heave as her warm wetness wraps my member. I begin to smell ozone as her horn begins to spark like a sparkler. It’s a wonderful feeling as her magic spills onto my chest and dissolves. By now even I can smell my own lust and it has the sour stench of predators. I pick up the pace a little as her groans rise in pitch. I watch her perky breasts bounce and she starts to grind her hips into mine.

'She's a natural at this." I think as I feel a pressure building up.

"One.. More.. Minute.." I grunt in warning. She nods but doesn't say anything. I look closer and see her struggling to keep her own orgasm down. It’s a test of wills as I fight the growing ball of ecstasy. Just about halfway through the countdown Twilight collapses onto my chest. I lean down and kiss her. She takes control and slips her tongue into my mouth. Her lace top tickles my bare skin and her socks are slipping down her legs. Suddenly I feel her tense up all over and I let my own tension go.

Now, if you haven't had a simultaneous climax with your partner, I hate to say it, but you haven’t felt anything like it and you haven’t lived yet.

I feel her stickiness press and mix with mine then squirt out of our tightly pressed bodies. I pull out and let what’s left of my seed spill onto the sheets. She lies on top of me moaning into my mouth and tracing a hoof around my stomach.

"Thanks for that. Would you like to stay over tonight?" She asks me pleadingly.

"I wouldn't leave for the world right now, love." I whisper back. "You don’t mind if I shower in the morning, do you?"

"Not at all." She sighs and yawns widely. It was at least 8 PM when the library closes and an hour after that for drinking. So by my math it was at least 9:45, if not 10 PM sharp. I’m fine letting her fall asleep nestled into the crook of my arm and on my chest. It takes me a while longer to banish the butterflies in my stomach and drift off to sleep.

My last thought before I fall asleep is 'She's so beautiful when she's sleeping.' I smile and it stays on after sleep takes me away.

Outside the window.

Celestia sighs and pulls her wet hoof away from her nethers.

"She learns so quickly." the Princess says sadly to herself.

"I knew I should have let her know how I really felt about her but I cannot take another love lost to times cruel hand." She turns and with a bright flash disappears without a trace other than a trail of sticky wetness on a smooth branch.