When yo' thuglife be as dull a gray as tha ghetto dat surroundz you, tha mundanitizzles can make it all seem meaningless. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes all we need be a lil color – or six – ta reintroduce our asses ta what tha fuck truly make thuglife worth living.

Dear moderator of concern,

If I awaken to find this was accepted.
I won't love you anymore, and then you will never get another Ferrari Shark.

love,
ChuckWord-up