"Applenack Is Meanest Pony" By Pinkie Clone #38
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"Applenack Is Meanest Pony" By Pinkie Clone #38
"Applenack Is Meanest Pony" By Pinkie Clone #38
Applenacks Is Meanest Pony
By Pinkie Clone #38
Once upon a time there was a big wide place called Sweet Apple Acres. It had a big barn and miles of apple trees. red delicious, golden delicious, granny smith, normal. On that farm lived a jerky little orange earth pony named Applepack. She liked to buck apples with her big bro Big Dell and her little sister Appledoom. Applesauce always bucked the poor little apple trees, which barfed apples all over Applesnack when she bucked them.
“Why you bucking me, pony? Don't you love us?” the trees would cry.
“AH DO NOT KNOW!” Applegak would yell.
Then she would use her little bratty sister Appleloom as a vacuum cleaner and she would suck all of the apples into her mouth and spew them out into a wooden bucket. The wooden bucket would then sprout wings and fly over to the barn and dump the apples all over Applesmack's Granny. It was lots of hard work! The trees were sad when they had no more apples to grow, so Granny Smithly would glue little paper apples on the branches and the apples magically turned into solid thingies and grew wings. The apples would try to fly but their weight was too heavy for the little insect wings, so the apples would fall into the buckets on Applesauce's back and she would take them to the magic flying buckets. Then the apples would cry for their tree mothers. It was good fun for Applesauce to watch these "creatures" suffer, but Big HTC always yelled at Appletack for being such a cruel and mean pony.
“Why you such a jerk?!” he would holler.
“AH DO DOT KNOW!” Appletart would yell back.
“Stop yelling!” Applerose would gasp.
"Nope." he would quietly ponder.
The Apple family always fought and yelled at each other. They were never ever happy. Especially when Applesauce bucked the apples off the trees. Nopony was very happy, one day...
Applescoop was going to see her friends Pinkie Pie, Fluttersigh, Rainbowslash, Charity and New Moon. They were very good friends and liked to talk a whole bunch! Sometimes they even had parties with Pinkie Pie and her other friends. They also sometimes had sleepovers that involved makeovers and tales of cutting open puppies bodies, fun for Eclipse apparently.
But, Appleflap's attitude always ruined everything.
"Why you being so mean to us?" Rainbowmash would yelp.
"AH DON'T KNOW!" Applesack would screech. She really was a big frownie meanie face.
Later that day, Pinkie Pie didn't know what she should do because she had didn't have enough of herself to go around. So she went to the mirror pool and made a clone. Then that clone and Pinkie made two clones, but those two clones made two clones... it goes on for a while. Soon enough there are 50 Pinkies running around, each sent to different areas by Pinkie Clone #1. Pinkie #0 wasn't very happy but #38, #25, #46 and #50 didn't care because they wanted to go have fun over at meanie faced Appledack's farm. So while they were raising the barn they knocked over the barn. It was hilarious! #38 started getting chased by the mean face and almost got captured and taken to the town hall! But, #38 got away and hid in a bush.
"Dumb mean pony... why would she take all of my sister playmates away? I don't want to be alone..." #38 cried. Tears ran down her face and her hair slicked down. #38 sat there for many hours crying angrily. She was different then all of her other sisters. Instead of having light blue eyes like #0 she had green eyes. She didn't call herself a clone, even though she was, because she felt very unique and special. Applemac had no right to take all of her sisters away like that! even if they all looked different then her.
Suddenly, light poured into the bush and Pinkie #0's hoof grabbed #38's.
"Oh no! Don't take me away!" #38 whimpered and pleaded, "I don't want to go! I can behave!"
"Shhh! Follow me and cover yourself in that mud!" Pinkie #0 smiled and lead #38 back to Sugar Cube Corner. #38 washed the mud off in #0's bathtub and lived in the closet. Inside the closet was a tiny bed, a bag of potato chips and a little stuffed animal of Teethy the baby alligator. But, she was still mad at Applestack! She always will be. #38's hair was still flat and sad when she woke up the next morning.
"Wake up! Wake up! I made pancakes! With syrup!" Pinkie #0 giggled. #38 jumped out of bed and went to gallop down stairs.
"Oh no no no no! You can't come. They'll send you back to the mirror pool and then I won't have a fun room mate. I'll go get extra pancakes for you." #0 went downstairs and came back up with a big plate of pancakes.
The two ate pancakes got fat and died happy.
THE END
"Well? What do you think?" #38 smiled and Pinkie Pie. It was a very, very strange story that didn't make any sense. At all. But, why would Pinkie say that to herself?
"It was good! Except for the part when you got all the names wrong. In order to go outside you need to learn everypony's right name... I don't my marefriends to send you away." Pinkie smiled gleefully.
"Nope! Not like that meanie, meanster pony Applekack did!" #36 cried.
"Applejack." Corrected Pinkie Pie
"What?"
"Her name is Applejack silly!"
Pinkie Pie gave her clone a quick noogie and trotted downstairs.
38 who was now begging to think opened her mouth and called,
"What was her name again?! Little jerky pony..."
Pinkie Pie called back to #38 and laughed, "You'll figure it out!"
