Pinkie Pie's the best – she's sweet, bubbly, adorable, and curvy in all the right places. When you get home, she's there waiting for you, and whatever plans you have for the evening are quickly discarded as it becomes obvious there's something much more fun the two of you could be doing.

Trigger warning: Humanized, chubby!Pinkie.

Inspired by Pony Wife Asshole and Ross of MLPG.