The Plan

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"Alright men, this is the chance of a lifetime." Matt paced around his two friends, as if he were an army general. "I'm sure you both are aware of the upcoming Bikini Party that Celestia has planned for Twilight." Sean and Andrew both nodded. "Alright, now I know what Sean's thinking: "Holy shit, I want in!", well Sean, I'm here to tell you, that I have found a way for us to get in there undetected. This plan is about 90% effective, going off of what I think about it." Matt paused, and during his pause, Andrew piped up.

"Wait, so you want to sneak into my girlfriend's party, where there is going to be half naked, scantily clad women everywhere?" Andrew's question almost seemed pointless, but the man was hell bent on keeping the girl of his dreams.

"Uh, yeah. And I know the man to go talk to." Matt replied.

"Dude, who is he?" Sean asked.

"Who is the absolute best troll we know of?" Matt sarcastically asked.

"No fucking way." Andrew whispered.

"Oh yes, and you're coming with us." Matt said.

"No way, this is my girlfriend's party, and not ours. We weren't even invited." Andrew stated.

"Give it up man, Matt and I are going." Sean high-fived Matt afterwards. "Nice plan by the way."

"Yeah, well, a sexual mind like mine has to be uncaged someday huh? Why not now." Matt replied.

"I'm probably gonna regret doing this, but you guys are gonna fuck this up somehow, so I will go with." Andrew conceded.

"Fuck yeah, the trio is back!" Matt shouted.

"Let's go see Discord. He still needs to show us how to get in." Sean pointed out.

"Than let's go." Matt commanded.

Matt led Sean and Andrew to Twilight's house, in hopes that she would know where Discord is. They were in luck today, for Discord was strolling through Ponyville as they spoke. His current whereabouts were still unknown, leaving the guys back at square one. However, Twilight tipped in that he was supposed to meet Pinkie at Sugarcube Corner, where he would get his daily sugar fix. With the new information, Matt led the two others to Sugarcube Corner, where there was a very short supply of Discord.

"Yo Pinkie!" Shaun greeted.

"Oh, hey Shaun, how you doin?" Pinkie happily asked.

"Oh I'm fine, you?" Sean retorted.

"Greaty, Great, GREAT!" Pinkie shouted back.

"Holy shit..." Matt muttered. "My ears..."

"That's great." Andrew hastilly replied.

"Oh, I almost forgot, how are your guys girlfriends." Pinkie asked.

"Oh well, Sean and Luna are just great!" Matt annoyingly commented.

"Dude." Andrew elbowed Matt in the chest.

"Well they are." Matt stared at Sean, annoyance in his eyes. Shaun just ignored him.

"Twilight and I are doing great. Thanks for asking." Andrew happily replied.

Matt paused the whole conversation with his old childhood foolishness.

"Uh, Matt?" Pinkie said.

"Fluttershy and I are great." Matt got glares from Sean and Andrew. "What?! Pinkie already knows that my first crush was Luna. Who proceeded to crush my heart to extremely tiny pieces." Matt commented.

"Well, can you tell us where Discord went? We are looking for him." Shaun asked.

"Oh, well why didn't you just begin with that silly?" Pinkie teased. "Discord said he was going to Rarity's to visit her."

Matt, Sean, and Andrew all looked at each other. Making sure they all heard the same outrageous thing Pinkie said.

"Wait, w-what?" Matt stuttered.

"Yeah, Discord was going to visit all of us." Pinkie pointed out.

"Alright, well thanks Pinkie." Andrew said.

"No problem." Pinkie said with her usual bubbly personality.

Andrew now led Matt and Sean to Rarity's boutique. They saw Discord exit the fancy shop and walk in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres.

"Come on!" Matt yelled while running ahead.

Sean and Andrew both shrugged their shoulders and ran to catch up with Matt.

"Discord!" Matt yelled. To his surprise, this caught the chaotic troll's attention.

"Ah, Matt, how may I assist you today?" Discord asked.

"You can turn invisible right?" Matt asked.

"Why of course, but why would you need to know that?" Discord inquired.

"Sean, Andrew, and I want to sneak into a girls only, slumber, party, yeah, yeah! An all girls slumber party." Matt struggled to find the right words for his plea.

"Don't lie to me Matthew, you want to sneak into the Bikini Party that Celestia has planned, don't you?" Discord smirked at his correct answer.

"Damn, this guy is good." Sean panted.

"Aw, Sean and Andrew. I suppose you are both here for the same thing as well?" Discord asked. They both nodded. "Well, than all three of you are in luck." Discord laughed to himself. "You see, Celestia didn't even invite me to the party. And that is reason enough for me to help you bash the Bikini Party." Discord stated.

"Nice." Sean commented.

"Thank you, now, you all want to become invisible huh?" Matt nodded and Sean and Andrew followed his lead.

"Alright, stand still." Discord commanded. He then proceeded to place his hands on Matt's head. Uttering random jibberish while doing so. "Annnd there, you can now turn invisible."

"Well, you know, it would help to know how." Matt said.

"All you have to do is think about invisibility, and then snap your fingers. It's full proof."

"All right." Matt did as commanded and though of invisibility, then snapped his fingers. When he opened his eyes, Shaun and Andrew were in shock to see their friend invisible.

"It works!" Matt said.

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